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National Masturbation Month Reaches Its Climax
Missed last Sunday's SF Masturbate-A-Thon? SF Weekly has a wrap up of the event, complete with a photo gallery. If you flip through the pictures real fast, it's almost like you're actually living it—doubly so if you're touching yourself at the same time. (And try not to forget Portland's Masturbate-A-Thon this Sunday! It hard to believe the month is almost over!) (masturbate-a-thon.com + blogs.sfweekly.com + masturbate-a-thon.org)
It seems we're not the only ones getting in on the masturbation celebration action: Chicagoist posts a list of 45 fappable people, places, and things from the Windy City. If only they'd provided us with some pictures too ... (chicagoist.com, thumbnail from Flickr Babes)
If you're till searching for a way to celebrate National Masturbation Month, tune in to GameLink tomorrow for a live performance of Nina Hartley masturbating continuously for three hours. And if you're really in a celebratory mood, see if you can keep up with her for the whole time. (gamelink.com)
We couldn't think of a more fitting way to mark National Masturbation Month than to have this Takashi Murakami sculpture of a naked anime dude ejaculating sell for $15 million at Sotheby's last night. Anonymous Telephone Bidder, we salute you ... whoever you are. (Gawker)
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We all know that May is National Masturbation Month, but did you also know it's National Orgasm Month? Which probably isn't a coincidence—but is it a coincidence that Masturbation Month is also Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month? Even that may seem appropriate, but why is May also National Salad Month and National Barbecue Month too? Not to mention National Bike Month and Good Car Keeping Month? (We can't even figure out if it's National Salsa Month because of the dancing or because of the stuff you put on tortilla chips.) That's a lot of months for just one month, but we decided to get in on the spirit of things and pay tribute to some of the other special made-up holidays of May ... the only way we know how, of course. (By the way, when is National Porn Blogging Month again?)
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National Masturbation Month Isn't Doing It Alone
We all know that May is National Masturbation Month, but did you also know it's National Orgasm Month? Which probably isn't a coincidence—but is it a coincidence that Masturbation Month is also Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month? Even that may seem appropriate, but why is May also National Salad Month and National Barbecue Month too? Not to mention National Bike Month and Good Car Keeping Month? (We can't even figure out if it's National Salsa Month because of the dancing or because of the stuff you put on tortilla chips.) That's a lot of months for just one month, but we decided to get in on the spirit of things and pay tribute to some of the other special made-up holidays of May ... the only way we know how, of course. (By the way, when is National Porn Blogging Month again?)
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4:03 PM on Wed May 14 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Isn't this every month? more »
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While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May's status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That's why we found the trailer and teaser for upcoming masturbation documentary "Sticky: The Movie" to be so very entertaining. With a swingin' soundtrack, interviews with everyone from adult booth babes and sex toy manufacturers to controversial pro-masturbation advocate former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, we can't wait to see the final edit. No release date is available, but we'll be, uh, jerking around in Sticky's forums until the impending release. Enjoy Sticky's trailer and teaser after the jump.
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"Sticky: The Movie" Will Touch You In New Ways
While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May's status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That's why we found the trailer and teaser for upcoming masturbation documentary "Sticky: The Movie" to be so very entertaining. With a swingin' soundtrack, interviews with everyone from adult booth babes and sex toy manufacturers to controversial pro-masturbation advocate former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, we can't wait to see the final edit. No release date is available, but we'll be, uh, jerking around in Sticky's forums until the impending release. Enjoy Sticky's trailer and teaser after the jump.
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Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump.
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Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat
Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump.
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Masturbation Or Sex: The Difference Is Clear
Many of you fancied yourselves experts when it came to telling the difference, but only one of you could win our Masturbation or Sex? contest. So congratulations to kmbear, who scored an astonishing ten out of ten on our little quiz; we'll be contacting you via your Fleshbot commenter page to let you know how to claim your fabulous prize. Everyone else can click through to see the answers, which may come in handy the next time you're asked to distinguish between hitting it and, uh, wacking it. (Hey, you never know.)
We'll Ask You One Last Time: Sex Or Masturbation?
If you (a) like masturbating and/or (b) want to win a sex toy to make your masturbating even better, better act fast: there's only one more day to enter our Sex or Masturbation? contest. The deadline to enter is Friday, May 9, at 5pm ET—get in on the action while you still can!
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Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?
Sure, you've been masturbating for most of your life ... but do you really know what masturbation looks like? As part of our monthlong celebration of masturbation, we're offering our readers a chance to show off their fapping smarts ... and win a pretty fabulous prize in the process.
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1:40 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Latest by n/a: Does anybody know the answer already? Is the contest still running? more »
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Happy Masturbation Month! (Yes, You Now Have An Official Excuse)
It's May, and there are more reasons why it's our favorite month of the year besides all those post-April shower blossoms we've been promised: it's also National Masturbation Month! If you're a regular around here you probably already have a pretty good hand(le) on how the whole masturbation thing works—but hey, we can all benefit from a little practice (or as we like to think of it, "extra happy time"). After the jump, check out a few resources to help you experience National Masturbation Month to the fullest ... not to mention the other eleven months of the year. More »
3:10 PM on Thu May 1 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Latest by Venus Muffinpants: @dirtybacon: I was just rehearsing. And so far its been a sucess! more »
