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#tv
Sit Back, Relax, And Watch "Dexter"
Lest you think that the breasts of "Dexter" are all served with a side of murder, last night proved that the serial killer drama knows other ways to unwind. Like, for instance, a nice sensual massage. More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Contour Q
Sensual massage fans rejoice! Luxury sex toy manufacturer JimmyJane—long known for its line of massage lotions, candles, and, of course, stones—has just released a brand new took for relaxation: the Contour Q massage stone. More » -
#video
After a long and tiring day at work, few things are better than stretching out and enjoying a nice, long massage—though judging from the one Micah Moore is getting in this clip, sometimes a rubdown can just make you more exhausted than you were when you started. Those fancy vibrating thingies sure can take a lot out of a girl, you know. (orgasmatrix.com) -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Sensual Massage Kit (Happy Ending Not Included)
In sex toy parlance, a "massager" is usually just a polite term for a vibrator — the label that stores like The Sharper Image apply to toys like the Hitachi Magic Wand, Form 6, and other girly pleasure devices in order to keep them family-friendly. So when I heard that JimmyJane had come out with a new line of "massage stones," I assumed that they'd graced the world with yet another luxury vibe.
But no! These massage stones are actually intended for good old fashioned massage — you know, something to help you relax and work out the knots in your muscles. With my extensive knowledge of happy endings, I was already well aware of why some fancy massage stones might be considered a sex toy. But how did they perform? Was JimmyJane able to light the fires and give me a happy ending? Or did the stones just leave me cold?
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#massage
Stories With A Happy Ending: Top Ten Massage Sex Videos
Going to a massage parlor is a lot like visiting a wondrous fairy tale land. They are secretive mystical places (difficult to find even when hidden in plain sight) where heroic good guys (massage therapists) battle threatening ogres (undercover snitches) and the normal rules of this world no longer seem to apply. In fact, whenever a friend of a friend spins a yarn about how an ordinary backrub magically transformed into a full-blown erotic adventure, you almost can't believe your ears. Yet, as these ten videos artfully demonstrate, sometimes dreams really do come true ... and they all lived happily ever after. More » -
#handjobs
Happy Endings: Not Just For Married Men Anymore!
The reach around. The full release. The big squeezer. What ever you want to call it, the post-massage tugjob is a time-honored tradition from luxury vacation spas to seedy Chinatown pleasure shops. When lonely, bored, or frustrated men just want a little something extra from their "relaxation therapy," they always known that a nice tip—and the right answer to "Are you a cop?"—can always get them a nice bonus. But what about female customers? Don't their needs and desires matter? Surprisingly enough, they do! It seems that today's stressed-out women are learning that a well-timed handjob can be on the menu for them as well. There's even this website trend piece to prove it! Both male and female rubdown artists are relaxing tense women everywhere ... and the girls can't stop raving about it. More » -
#video
Wanted: Full Body Rubdown
After a long, hard week at work, we like to unwind with a nice relaxing massage. There's a place down the block from our office that's always been good to us—the prices are good, the masseuses are talented, and we always leave feeling ten years younger. But over the years, the staff there seems to have lost some enthusiasm for their craft. They've gotten stingy with the body oil, and the full body massages are, well, less than full body. So maybe it's time for a change. Anyone know where this place is? Seems like they offer exactly the range of services we're looking for. More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks: They Do Things Differently In Hungary
We don't know what kind of hotels and spas you people might frequent, but we're pretty sure that there's no such thing as a "special Hungarian massage." Even if there is, it certainly doesn't require that the masseur strip down to tighty whities in order to administer it. Now, if you want to use that phrase as code for what you're really after, that's your business, but think of all the actual Hungarian back rubbers out there who get discriminated against because of charlatans like this guy. Sometimes a happy ending is just a happy ending, you know. More » -
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#video
Flesh Flicks: Massage Training (You're Doing It Wrong)
Even though we haven't had any formal education ourselves, we like to think that we give pretty decent back rubs. We don't claim to be experts, by any means, but still ... we suspect that the massage school depicted in this video may not be fully accredited. Yes, getting naked allows better access to skin, but we're not sure that rule applies to the masseuse as well. It's also very rare for her to join you on the table—and keeping a vibrator on deck just sorts of defeats the whole purpose doesn't it? The number of violations here is simply astounding, but letting the student become the teacher after just one short lesson may be the most flagrant of them all. Remember, you should always ask to see a license before you ask for the happy ending. More » -
#ohcanada
A visionary Canadian judge has ruled that massage parlour "happy endings" are not considered prostitution and those canucks have our favorite blowjob takin' ex-prez to thank for it. Guess that NAFTA treaty finally paid off. (thestar.com) -
#lawsuits
Two New York massage therapists are in a legal spat after one them allegedly rented out the spa they share for swinger's parties and porno shoots and also got caught using his trademark "make-nice massage" inappropriately. (We think we had one of those once.) Obviously, we just hope this story has a happy ending. (nydailynews.com + nypost.com) -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: Rough Hands
We know this looks like a spa, with the oils and the table and the towels and everything, but this has to be the least relaxing massage of all time. First the poor girl gets manhandled like a third-class envelope at the post office, then there's the jackhammer fucking and all that squeaking. We know the Japanese like to do things a little differently, but this can't be standard operating procedure. That woman may not have gone in there for a rubdown, but she probably needed one when it was all said and done. More » -
#traveltips
In the last 24 hours, our pervy siblings at Gridskipper have not only shown us where to get an erotic massage in Sydney but also the best places to buy panties in L.A. and the best lingeries stores in NYC. Something tells us we need to tag along on their next "research" trip. (grisksipper.com)
