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    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
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    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
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  • #comebacks

    Mary Carey Returns To Porn With "Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw"

    After a three year hiatus, former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey is back in porn. Her first post-hiatus title? "Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw," which (obviously) sends up the very man who talked her into putting her porn career to the side. More »
  • #popshots

    Popshots Of The Week! Stormy Goes Down The Rabbit Hole

    Stormy Daniels is wrapping up her on-camera porn career, which is tragic. We cheered up by visiting the set of the "Alice in Wonderland"-flavored "Tormented" to watch her and Aiden Starr fuck like rabbits. More »
  • #politicianonpoliticianaction

    Before They Were Politicians...

    Hustler has dug up a scene of potential senatorial candidate Stormy Daniels sensually frolicking with former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey. Coincidence? We think not. (hustlerworld.com)
  • #pornstars

    The World's Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)

    There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world's most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world's pornstars is truly the greatest. It's no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it'll do. So who made this month's top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn.
  • #pornsports

    High Drama In "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

    When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on. More »
  • #pornsports

    This Week In Cunniringus: "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

    "It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment," rumbles the press release for "Not Rated Professional Wrestling," a DVD in which porn stars and people who want to look like them alternate between fighting and fucking, from ring to rented room, from 69 to suplex, for your viewing pleasure. Participating porners include Tyler Faith, Evan and Lee Stone (no relation) and Mary Carey, who seems destined for this. You must give credit to the NRPW for forging a link between wrestling and straight porn, and for finding the perfect two disciplines where saying something like "It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment!" won't get you laughed out of the room. More »
  • #pornstars

    Oh Mary Carey, we had such high hopes for you when you did that whole "Celebrity Rehab" thing, and we were really looking forward to seeing the new sexy and sober you in action. But then someone sent us a link to these pics from your birthday bash in Vegas last weekend, and ... well, let's just say we sort of missed the old, messy, party animal Mary Carey too. Either way, those new boobs of yours look fabulous. Don't ever change, k? (vanityspy.com)
  • #pornstars

    Flesh Flicks: Mary Carey Polling The Electorate

    All talk in the news this week about pornstar-politician Milly D'Abbraccio got us thinking about our own American-made representative, Mary Carey. OK, so she never really came close to getting elected to anything, and we shudder at the thought and what might have happened to California if she had—the first ex-governor on a celebrity rehab show, we imagine—but she is still everyone's favorite big-boobed "candidate." Also, it turns out she actually made hardcore movies once in awhile. Imagine that! More »
  • #sextoys

    You've seen her run for governor of California, you've watched her wrestle her inner demons on "Celebrity Rehab" ... now get even more up close and personal with Mary Carey than you ever dreamed possible with Doc Johnson's new "Mary Carey Extreme UR3 Pussy and Ass". (There's a spooky disembodied hand too, but we guess they only had so much room for the product name on the package.) And you thought all those VH1 cameras getting up in her face were intrusive? (docjohnson.com)
  • #tistheseason

    Mary Carey Shocker: Knocker Auction

    Because her town's sanitation department does not allow heavy item pickup, Mary Carey is ebaying the 36D implants recently tweezed from her chestal cavity and donating 90 percent of the proceeds to breast cancer research. More »