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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
With a body that—literally—fits into the palm of your hand, JimmyJane's Form 2 is an itty bitty new addition to their family of vibrators. But don't be fooled by the size: this little baby packs a wallop. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The LoveHoney Sqweel
For years, innovation in the sex toy industry has been limited to figuring out how to make a toy vibrate harder, for longer. But recently there have been signs that manufacturers are starting to—to cop Apple's phrase—think different. More » -
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The Ego Stroker Helps Her Get A Grip
You ever put someone's eye out while you were in the mysterious 69 position? It is the secret shame of many. But with the 69® Ego Stroker CyberSkin® Oral Sex Enhancer, she will never lose her grip again. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: CyberGlassâ„¢ Ben Wa Pleasure Balls
Don't give her a vacuum cleaner on your anniversary. Don't give her long underwear, a spatula, or a workout video. But if you're giving your S.O. something ostensibly sexy like Ben Wa balls, make sure you know what they're for. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle
Over the years, OhMiBod has repeatedly impressed the critics with their line of iPod-synced vibrators. But now, with the Freestyle, they've managed to create something that blows all their previous efforts away. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Bottoms Up P-Spot Rocker (Now In Ice!)
For the man who has everything (up his ass), you might do well to wonder if anything this curly, translucent, and rubbery has ever come out of your butt before you put something with those attributes into it. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Contour Q
Sensual massage fans rejoice! Luxury sex toy manufacturer JimmyJane—long known for its line of massage lotions, candles, and, of course, stones—has just released a brand new took for relaxation: the Contour Q massage stone. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel
In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank? More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Cloud 9 Vibrator
The Cloud 9 vibrator may not be the prettiest sex toy specimen around (to me, at least, it looks like an alien member)—but its silky touch was more than enough to persuade me to give it a go. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Athena Dildo
Luxotiq's Athena comes packaged with a note informing the buyer that the product is "for novelty use only." You can rest assured I used it for far more than that. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Angel
Sometimes a girl wants the biggest toy in town...and sometimes, a little bit of pleasure is more to her liking. Angel wants to be the vibe of choice for when you're in the latter mood. More » -
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Babeland's Babelicious Flavored Lubes: The Fleshbot Taste Test
Last month, Babeland announced their new line of Babelicious flavored lubes: glycerin-free, water-based lubes in exciting flavors like Pomegranate Vanilla and Dulce de Leche. But do these lubes actually taste as delicious as they sound? We decided to investigate. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Little Something
For most sex toy companies, innovation comes in the form of new options and new features—improving a toy means adding more bells, whistles, and blinking lights. Not so JimmyJane. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Creams Rising to the Top
You live life to the fullest, Fleshbot Readers. You fuck anything that moves until it doesn't move. You're lusty and vulnerable (sometimes you cry). Why, then, would you want your cock to be desensitized? More » -
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The Bad Boy P-Vibe
I'm glad that the Bad Boy P(rostate) Vibrator I received was bright red, because the black version, shaped the way this thing is, would have summoned uncomfortable memories from the city pool. More » -
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Come Together: Wet Together Is More Than Just Lube
When is a lube more than just a lube? When it's Wet Together. A "his 'n hers" lube set, Wet Together promises to revolutionize your lovemaking experience. But does it? More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit
When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More » -
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I'm Strung: The Babeland Anal Beads
This may come as a shock, given my professed anal prowess, but up until a few weeks ago, I had never, ever used a set of anal beads. (Gasp!) More » -
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Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love
The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten. More » -
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Vampire Gloves Add Some Bite To Your Bark
Smooth and sweet on one side, harsh and prickly on the other. Yes, I'm partially describing myself—but I'm also talking about the Stockroom's KinkLab label vampire gloves. More »





