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This Is So Totally Not The "Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape"
Vintage 8mm reels purporting to show Marilyn Monroe in various states of sexual congress have been the subject of fevered speculation for years now, and while someday a clip might surface that offers incontestable proof that Norma Jean Baker did indeed wind up on a casting couch or two on her way to Hollywood superstardom we can definitely tell you that this ain't it. What it is, however, is a fun little faux-vintage clip of some chick in a blonde Marilyn-style wig giving some lucky headless gent a very enthusiastic blowjob—and a possibly brilliant marketing ploy on the part of a fledgling UK-based video sharing site to get us to link to them again. (And what do you know? It worked!) So we guess it's not a total loss, right? Clip of the alleged MM sex movie (since we all know there weren't such things as sex tapes when Marilyn was alive) after the jump. More » -
#sextapes
A Hoax, You Say?
Guess what? That "new" Marilyn Monroe sex tape? Probably not real! And the guy who claims to have sold it may be just a self-absorbed name dropper who likes the attention. Stunning, isn't it? We know that you're hurt and confused by all these dastardly lies, but try not to let it ruin your faith in celebrity sex tapes. (Defamer) -
#blastfromthepast
(Maybe) Marilyn Monroe: The Other Sex Movie
When we heard about that Marilyn Monroe blowjob movie yesterday we remembered seeing a clip from another vintage stag film allegedly starring Marilyn Monroe way back in our early web browsing days—you know, when it took us seven hours to download it via a poky AOL dialup connecton. We're pretty sure it's not the same one that was sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million recently since the descriptions don't match: it's only 6 minutes long instead of fifteen, and its blonde star does pretty much everything (including play with a nifty vintage vibrating device) except give a blowjob. And there are several parts in it where the woman in the film always struck us as being a little too blowsy to be Marilyn herself, though that telltale mole is there and there's been additional forensic evidence over the years that "proves" it really is her. More » -
#sextapes
One of the oldest celebrityurban legendssex scandals in history continues to make headlines as today's New York Post reports that a sex tape—film reel, actually—allegedly starring Marilyn Monore (and later "classified" by the FBI) was sold to a private collector for $1.5 million. And you thought that whole Lindsay Lohan connection was just a modern phenomenon? (nypost.com, via wjno.blogspot.com) -
#celebrity
In case you haven't already gone to the library and done this yourself, here's a shot-by-shot comparison of the Lindsay Lohan/Marilyn Monroe photoshoots. If you happen to find a video of a Marilyn lookalike giving a blowjob, let us know. (ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com) -
#lindsaylohan
In case you haven't checked in on this post in the last three or four hours, New York magazine has "found" some more Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe pictures and appended them to their previous slideshow. How convenient! (nymag.com) -
#dumb
A Las Vegas mechanic thought he discovered a never-before-seen, one-of-a-kind print of a nude Marilyn Monroe, but it turns out it was just a naked Madonna poster that 4 million college boys have had on their dorm room wall. Whatever you do, don't show him this post. (nydailynews.com) -
