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more about #straight more comments → bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more » bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more » inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more » FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more » offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more » thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more » dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more » Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more » Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more » Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more » Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » -
#fleshflicks
Tasting Marie Luv
What does the love of Marie Luv taste like? We can only guess (and we're guessing it tastes like rainbows)...but Mr. Marcus knows. That lucky bastard. More » -
#dvd
Tristan Taormino's "Rough Sex" Gets Us All Choked Up
This past April, Tristan Taormino and Penny Flame gave us an introduction to rough sex; now Tristan's upped the stakes (and the roughness) with the first installment of her brand new series, "Rough Sex." More » -
#parody
Is "This Ain't The Jeffersons XXX" On Its Way?
Earlier today, Marie Luv hinted at the existence of a "Jeffersons" themed porn—but, alas, she was called away from her computer before she could properly blog about it. More » -
#todayintitspitting
We Are "In Love with Marie Luv" AND SO ARE YOU
There is no greater feeling of accomplishment and validation than when we spit on Marie Luv's tits, as Lee Stone did in this movie, and she calls us a "dirty bastard."
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#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Bang Bus Gets The PG Porn Treatment
Okay, we admit it: we had our doubts about PG Porn's Bang Bus spoof, "Helpful Bus"—in fact, we really only watched it for Bree Olson. But after a slow start, it won us over. More » -
#behindthescenes
Crush Object Marie Luv Takes A Seat In The Director's Chair
Like many porn greats before her, Marie Luv has added directing to her roster of talents. And from the looks of these photos, "Go Hard or Go Home" will be quite the debut. (avn.com) -
#fleshflicks
What's Not To Luv About Marie?
From her flexible form to her enthusiastic attitude to just... her, Marie Luv is quickly rising to the top of our Crush Object list. The mere sound of her moans makes our heart pitter-pat. More » -
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#hardcore
"Stoya Atomic Tease" Makes A Perfect Yule Distraction
Scintillating erotic fantasies spring to life from the fecund imagination of Celeste as we travel back to a time when just seeing women in their underwear was a viable fetish. Hooray! More » -
#hardcore
"Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go" Sequel Hurts So Good?
Imagine if David Carradine, Quentin Tarantino, Ron Jeremy, and David Lee Roth, all on mushrooms and driving home from Burning Man in Oliver Stone's '67 Pontiac GTO Convertible Classic, decided to make a blue movie. More »






