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#hardcore
Laurent Skye Gets Wicked With "Sex On Set"
When we heard former Club Jenna director and amazing photographer Laurent Skye was heading over to Wicked, we knew only good things could follow. Once again, we were right. It feels good to be right, ya know? More » -
#dvd
Jada Fire Gets On Marco's "Dark Side"
No, "The Dark Side of Marco Banderas" is not an interracial title. It is post-racial. And neither is it a somber and moody piece of porn. In fact, the viewer is left happy for everyone involved. Then there's Jada Fire... More » -
#hardcore
"Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina
There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category. More » -
#dvd
Tristan Taormino's "Rough Sex" Gets Us All Choked Up
This past April, Tristan Taormino and Penny Flame gave us an introduction to rough sex; now Tristan's upped the stakes (and the roughness) with the first installment of her brand new series, "Rough Sex." More » -
#hardcore
"Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good
On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going. More » -
#popshots
Popshots Of The Week! "Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day" Edition
We know that secretaries are trained by attending sensible home-town junior colleges for a lot less money and heartache. Nevertheless, the liberal arts graduate in us really wants there to have been rope bondage involved. More »
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#4eva
The Two Faces Of Eva
One shaves her pubes, the other doesn't, one came of age in the 70's, and the other 30 years later, one allows double penetration and facials, the other demures. But they are both named Eva. More » -
#thisweekinsubmission
Instant Classics: "O2: The Surrender of O"
If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love "O2: The Surrender of O," Ernest Greene's self-described "fan-fiction" updating of the classic 50's sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of slavery. Read our review of the movie after the gap. More » -
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#avarose
"Hello, Nurse!" ... Goodbye, Ava Rose
No, the delightful Ava Rose is neither dead, nor ailing, nor leaving the porn industry. But she and studio Adam & Eve, for whom she was a contract performer (along with Bree Olson and Kayden Kross), did decide not to renew their deal just as a spate of Ava Rose movies—including this one and the forthcoming "Rollerdollz"—was hitting the market. But I couldn't let Rose's homage to Jenny Fields go unnoticed in this unfortunate press vacuum. It would violate my "First, Do No Harm" oath. More » -
#gallery
"Pinup Perversions": Roxy Jezel Is Lactose Tolerant
Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish "Pinup Perversions." Is he her husband? We don't know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don't care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress. More » -
#photoplay
Cum Laude: Missy Stone In "Naughty College School Girls 47"
Here was something exciting: a movie called "Naughty College School Girls." Traditionally, anything pertaining to school girls and porn featured 18-year-old high school students; once they matriculated at a post-secondary institution they became "Co-eds." Here, then, was the missing link: a movie with knee socks and tartan skirts a la high school but with the added touch of a lava lamp to signify college! More » -
#hardcore
"The Four" Is Coming ... Eventually
Regular readers of this site will know that Ninnworx_SR's "The Four" is one of the most eagerly anticipated porn releases of the year, especially among those of us who eagerly anticipate anything involving hot porn chicks in chain mail wielding giant swords. After much pleading, threatening, begging, and cajoling, we've finally gotten Ninnworx_SR (via our friends at Black and Blue Media) to share this exclusive first hardcore preview gallery from the movie with us. More » -
#dvdreview
(Going To A) "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go"
This movie is not the porn equivalent of "Kill Bill". It's not even the porn equivalent of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". It's just a porn movie unfettered by notions of its own importance ... which, after AVN week, is a big relief. (And it also features the return of Mr. Thermopyles!) More »
