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    Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more »
    offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more »
    bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
    stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
    fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
    offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
    offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
    offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
    FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »
    bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more »
  • #dvd

    Jada Fire Gets On Marco's "Dark Side"

    No, "The Dark Side of Marco Banderas" is not an interracial title. It is post-racial. And neither is it a somber and moody piece of porn. In fact, the viewer is left happy for everyone involved. Then there's Jada Fire... More »
  • #hardcore

    "Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina

    There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category. More »
  • #dvd

    Tristan Taormino's "Rough Sex" Gets Us All Choked Up

    This past April, Tristan Taormino and Penny Flame gave us an introduction to rough sex; now Tristan's upped the stakes (and the roughness) with the first installment of her brand new series, "Rough Sex." More »
  • #hardcore

    "Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good

    On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going. More »
  • #popshots

    Popshots Of The Week! "Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day" Edition

    We know that secretaries are trained by attending sensible home-town junior colleges for a lot less money and heartache. Nevertheless, the liberal arts graduate in us really wants there to have been rope bondage involved. More »
  • #4eva

    The Two Faces Of Eva

    One shaves her pubes, the other doesn't, one came of age in the 70's, and the other 30 years later, one allows double penetration and facials, the other demures. But they are both named Eva. More »
  • #thisweekinsubmission

    Instant Classics: "O2: The Surrender of O"

    If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love "O2: The Surrender of O," Ernest Greene's self-described "fan-fiction" updating of the classic 50's sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of slavery. Read our review of the movie after the gap. More »
  • #hype

    "Pirates II" Trailer Hits Internet; Movie Still At Large

    Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for "Pirates II"? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn't totally suck! (Or at least gives you a better idea that this is a porn movie and not someone's AfterEffects experiment.) With practically everyone in the adult industry and their mother getting banged in this movie, there's bound to be at least one scene that'll turn your crank—and for that reason alone, we're sure "Pirates II" will prove to be worth the wait. (Well, that and seeing how those squillions of dollars that were sunk into its production were put to use.) Experience the magic after the jump. More »
  • #avarose

    "Hello, Nurse!" ... Goodbye, Ava Rose

    No, the delightful Ava Rose is neither dead, nor ailing, nor leaving the porn industry. But she and studio Adam & Eve, for whom she was a contract performer (along with Bree Olson and Kayden Kross), did decide not to renew their deal just as a spate of Ava Rose movies—including this one and the forthcoming "Rollerdollz"—was hitting the market. But I couldn't let Rose's homage to Jenny Fields go unnoticed in this unfortunate press vacuum. It would violate my "First, Do No Harm" oath. More »
  • #gallery

    "Pinup Perversions": Roxy Jezel Is Lactose Tolerant

    Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish "Pinup Perversions." Is he her husband? We don't know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don't care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress. More »
  • #photoplay

    Cum Laude: Missy Stone In "Naughty College School Girls 47"

    Here was something exciting: a movie called "Naughty College School Girls." Traditionally, anything pertaining to school girls and porn featured 18-year-old high school students; once they matriculated at a post-secondary institution they became "Co-eds." Here, then, was the missing link: a movie with knee socks and tartan skirts a la high school but with the added touch of a lava lamp to signify college! More »
  • #hardcore

    "The Four" Is Coming ... Eventually

    Regular readers of this site will know that Ninnworx_SR's "The Four" is one of the most eagerly anticipated porn releases of the year, especially among those of us who eagerly anticipate anything involving hot porn chicks in chain mail wielding giant swords. After much pleading, threatening, begging, and cajoling, we've finally gotten Ninnworx_SR (via our friends at Black and Blue Media) to share this exclusive first hardcore preview gallery from the movie with us. More »
  • #firstlook

    Ninnworx' "The Four" Is Excellent Xerxoff Material

    One of the complaints about "300" was that it had lots for gay men and 14-year-olds to love but it did not cater to the straight male viewer with enough female eye candy. If the trailer for Ninnworx' "The Four" can be believed, this movie has something for every orientation in your household. More »
  • #dvdreview

    (Going To A) "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go"

    This movie is not the porn equivalent of "Kill Bill". It's not even the porn equivalent of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". It's just a porn movie unfettered by notions of its own importance ... which, after AVN week, is a big relief. (And it also features the return of Mr. Thermopyles!) More »
  • #photoplay

    Ashlynn Brooke Happens To Be A "Young Girl with Big Tits"

    If I went to my local generic supermarket and found a box labeled "Young Girls with Big Tits", shook it (the box), and Ashlynn Brooke fell out, well, I'd be happy the Wal-Mart bulldozed a row of Mom & Pop stores to bring me this product. You might argue that a tile like this is too-on-the-nose, or something, but 2008 is all about keeping it simple. More »
  • #avn2008

    2008 AVN Awards Red Carpet: And the Line Goes On Forever

    200 people (and one Lorax) walked the AVN Awards red carpet last Saturday night, and the line of porn stars and their co-walkers lengthened down the hallways of Mandalay Bay for more than three hours. Altogether it was an orderly group, and we can tell you from personal experience that it was the press photographers who were the least well-behaved. Here we see a load of starlets (that is their official collective term) getting ready for the carpet media gauntlet, which ran from Dave Navarro at one end to Robin Leach at the other, mercifully passing through Playboy interviewer Casey Parker in the middle. See more snaps after the gap. More »
  • #dvdreview

    Jizz The Season: Have A Very "Barely Legal Christmas"

    Ashley Blue is transported with Christmastime joy in this clunky repackaging of "Barely Legal"s Past, where we are also treated to Penny Flame's chestnuts, calling bird Sasha Grey, and Paulina James' fa-la-la-latio skills. More »
  • #greatporn

    DVD Review: Eva Angelina in "Upload"

    With a budget of $375,000 (reportedly), "Upload" is one of the most expensive porn movies ever made. It had better be great, and it is. More »
  • #ass

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  • #dvdreview

    Sasha Grey In "Broken"

    "Broken", the directorial debut of Dave Navarro (better known as Los Angeles' Official Guitar Player) opens with Sasha Grey on the bathroom floor, sobbing and masturbating. She is left-handed. Why does she choose to lose moisture from both halves of her body at the same time? She's Broken.
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  • #hardcore

    Photoplay: The Return Of Sophia Lynn (Via Michael Ninn)

    Since everyone including your mom is in porn these days, it's a sad fact that every little bit helps to push product forward. That is why Sophia Lynn, Adam & Eve contract performer for about two minutes before she kind of imploded and went on Primetime Live and left the adult industry and then resurfaced and de-surfaced, is sort of fascinating. Director Michael Ninn caught up with Lynn and was able to frame a whole movie around her. We have some pictures after the gap. More »
  • #stereotypes

    Yay! The Pool Guy's Here!

    In Penthouse Digital's upcoming "Sexual Revolution" by director Guy Capo, a segment titled "Attack of the Porno Plots" features what happens when the plumber, the pizza delivery man, the cable guy, and the pool cleaner all visit Sophie on the very same magic day. From what we saw, the cable guy got the least action of the four workmen. See? That's what you get for charging me for my air channels. More »
  • #bringthepain

    Kayla Synz Sorta Gets Beat Up (And Licked)

    We met Kayla Synz at a porn party once and, not wanting to sully the conversation with shop talk, neglected to ask what sort of things she did on film. Then two DVDs arrived from different studios, each featuring the statuesque Synz on the bottom. We compare and contrast Synz' appearances in Hustler's "Taboo: Pain" and JM's "Tough Love 12" after the gap. More »
  • #boobsconquerall

    Porn Valley Dispatch: The Boobs of Marco Banderas

    Omnipresent and affable porn hombre Marco Banderas is getting ready to launch his website. His website, do you get it? Yet the horrible, objectifying double standard of the porno-industrial complex requires that the noble Spaniard Photoshop himself smaller in his own promo material, making him look tiny in comparison to Trina Michaels' world-consuming breasts. We grant you that Michaels' breasts are delightfully large affairs, but the boobage dwarves the guy who owns the domain name. Sad, really, but boobs are boobs. More »
  • #scenesfromtheclassstruggle

    Photoplay: Marco Banderas Is One Fortunate Gardener

    Digital Playground's "Deeper 6" is the logical sequel to "Being There", with Marco Banderas succeeding Peter Sellers as the luckiest gardener alive. More »