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Georgina Spelvin On Georgina Spelvin: Massive Attack's "Paradise Circus"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

A note to all musicians out there: if you're making a music video full of hardcore sex, please use Massive Attack's "Paradise Circus"—featuring clips from "The Devil in Miss Jones" (and the delightful Georgina Spelvin!)—as your muse.

And, um, kindly avoid taking inspiration from something along the lines of, say, Rammstein's "Pussy."

Are we all on the same page here?

· Via Filthy Gorgeous Things (filthygorgeousthings.com)

The Babes (And Boobs) Of The "Frat Party"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

After you've seen enough of them, all college sex romps can start to run together. So how does a new film stand out from the crowd? By going the extra mile.

"Frat Party" has topless workout sessions, incredibly orgasmic girls, twins making out with each other, teachers who are hot for you...and, of course, Jesse Jane.

Hey, if you're going to have a college sex romp, make it one to remember.

· Buy "Frat Party" (amazon.com)
· Clips via Nude Movie Scenes (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Jesse Jane's The Life Of The "Frat Party"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

What's the one thing better than a straight-to-DVD screwball college sex comedy? A straight-to-DVD screwball college sex comedy starring Jesse Jane.

True, "Frat Party" may not be as classy as "The Girlfriend Experience"—but we bet it could give "American Pie Presents: The Book of Love" a run for its money. Hey, it's got Jesse Jane—what more do you need?

· Buy "Frat Party" (amazon.com)
· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)

Jean Valjean Leaves Porn, Really Gets Things Cooking

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

If you happen to be the kind of person who views the adult industry's male talent as more than just a life support system for a penis, then you may remember a young French stud named Jean Valjean.

You may also be wondering why Valjean—who landed AVN's Male Foreign Performer of the Year Award in 2007—hasn't been in much porn lately. Well, have we got the answer for you!

Valjean—now known as Emmanuel DelCour—abandoned the world of "Island Fever" and "Big Tit Show"s to pursue a more mainstream dream: being a (non-pornographic) actor. Also, cooking; as anyone who watched Bravo's "Chef Academy" can tell you.

On our end, we miss Jean's pornographic exploits...but we do wish Emmanuel luck, and hope he graduates from "Chef Academy" with honors.

· Chef Academy's Emmanuel DelCour is porn star Jean Valjean (belowthebelt.unzipped.net)
· Image from "Jack's Asian Adventure 2" courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Sasha Grey To Bring Neuromancer To Life

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Add another feather to Sasha Grey's cap: the pornstar/actress/musician/model/director will be appearing in Brody Condon's "Case" this Sunday at New York City's New Museum.

What is "Case," you ask? Why a "deadpan reading of the classic cyberpunk novel Neuromancer," one that involves "moving Bauhaus-inspired sculptural props accompanied by the Gamelan ensemble Dharma Swara."

We, personally, will have to see it to believe it. (Good thing we already bought our tickets!)

· Brody Condon's "Case" (newmuseum.org)
· Image of Sasha Grey via Twistys (twistys.com)

"Black Dynamite" Puts Pornstars Where They Should Be: Everywhere

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

We already praised "Black Dynamite" for utilizing some of our favorite ladies, but we never saw how it turned out. Well, it's pretty fly.

Can Black Dynamite handle Erika Vution, Charmane Star, and Charlotte Stokely all at the same time? Of course he can. Don't ask silly questions.

· "Black Dynamite" (imdb.com)
· Ashlie R. Jackson, Sheryn Lascano, Brittney Sorensen, Joy Mulligan :: Black Dynamite (2009) (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

American Apparel Presents...Sasha Grey's Ass

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:45:00 EDT

Ladies! At long last, you can finally own your very own pair of American Apparel's assless pantyhose. Alternately, you can save the $28 and just ogle Sasha Grey in a pair of her own. We know what our choice is.

· Sheer Luxe Cut Out Pantyhose (americanapparel.net)

Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, And Ron Jeremy Make Fantasy Characters A Reality

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

At long last, the wait is over—the team behind Fairytale Fights has released three promos starring Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, and Ron Jeremy. Because who better to sell a fantasy game than a team of pornstars?

· Fairytale Fights Ron Jeremy Trailers (more @ teamxbox.com)

Savanna Samson Bonds With "30 Rock"

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Apparently, Tracy Morgan likes Savanna Samson. Like, really likes her.

Earlier today, we mentioned how "30 Rock" did a "30 Rock" porn on last night's "30 Rock". BSCreview caught up with the lovely Ms. Samson to ask her how things went on the set, what it was like to be Liz Lemon, how hot Tracy Morgan is, etc. Long story short: everything was great. (bscreview.com)

In Ironic Twist, "30 Rock" Parodies Porn

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Pornographers may think that they hold the keys to the parody kingdom—but "30 Rock" has proven that it's a game that two can play. Last night, Liz found herself scripting a porno version of her own life.

Despite what you may have heard, Liz's porn did not star "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"'s Lisa Ann and Ashlynn Brooke. If it had, space-time would probably have collapsed in on itself. No, instead, Savanna Samson nobly stepped in to play the part of Porn Liz. We're still not sure who Porn Jenna was—but as you can see in the clip above, she did a very admirable job of making out with Savanna.

· "30 Rock" (nbc.com)

Fox Sports To World: "zOMG! Nikki Benz Is Hawt!"

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

In all fairness, if Nikki Benz showed up at our office, flitting around in a French maid outfit, we'd probably lose it, too.

Now, we may not know much about sports, but we do know good innuendo when we hear it. We're not saying that she's out there fighting the man, we're just happy to see a fuck-friendly face hanging in the mainstream section. Does Nikki's appearance in a Fox-run webisode signal major network acceptance of pornstars? No. But that's cool. And you know what? Nikki Benz is a pretty good actress.

· via HUSTLER WORLD (hustlerworld.com)

Krissy Lynn And Andy San Dimas Get Fairytaletastic

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Last month, we heard Andy San Dimas mention that she'd gotten to play Snow White in some promos for videogame "Fairytale Fights." The promos won't be out until next month—but some stills have been leaked to the internets.

At left is Krissy Lynn (as Little Red Riding Hood) next to Ron "Naked Emperor" Jeremy. We've yet to see any stills of Andy in action, but we did come across this very cute picture of her in her costume.

We're not even really sure what "Fairytale Fights" is, or what kind of game play it involves, but these photos have certainly got us intrigued. Marketing: it works!

· Name That Game! And Porn Star! (kotaku.com)
· So About Those Porn Stars And That Trailer… (kotaku.com)

Faye Reagan + American Apparel: A Winning Combination

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Spotted on the American Apparel website: hot photos of beautiful Faye decked out in a very sheer mesh leotard. Because if you've got nipples like these, why would you want to hide them?

· Faye Reagan (full slideshow @ americanapparel.net)
· Nylon Spandex Stretch Lace Diamond Grid Bodysuit (americanapparel.net)

Maria Ozawa: Too Hot For Indonesia?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Crush Object Maria Ozawa wants to conquer ~~the world~~ southeast Asia with her charms—if the powers-that-be will let her. Though Maria—aka Miyabi—was cast in an Indonesian movie, some leaders aren't too keen to let her into the country.

Even though Maria will not be naked in the film ("Menculik Miyabi," or "Kidnapping Miyabi"), she's still raised the ire of Indonesians who don't approve of her day job. Amidhan, chairman of the Indonesian Council of Muslim Scholars, feels that inviting Ms. Ozawa into the country could give Indonesia a bad name. Hey, it hasn't hurt Taiwan any!

· Miyabi to feature in Indonesian movie (thejakartapost.com)
· Muslim chief: Japan porn star should not be in Indonesia film (monstersandcritics.com)
· Thumbnail via JSexNetwork (juicyjav.com)

Equal Rights For Pornstars! "Crank 2"'s Porn Strike

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

A few months ago, we learned that "Crank 2" had a scene featuring a porn actors' strike...starrng real porn actors! By the grace of the good people at Lionsgate, we've managed to get a hold of that very clip.

Take a peek at the hot and heavy strike action above—and if you'd like to see Jenna Haze shaking her tits in higher definition, well, we hear the movie is now available on DVD. (It also has other cool things aside from Jenna Haze & co., btw.)

· Buy "Crank 2" (amazon.com)
· Lionsgate (lionsgate.com)

Joanna Angel + Tommy Pistol + Jason Mewes = Win

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

"Breath of Hate" is a "dirty horror romance" about an escort about to leave the business who's final job turns out to be for a trio of escaped mental patients. Even better? Three of our favorite people are in it.

Our love of Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol should be self-explanatory (though we're still a little miffed that Tommy stopped screwing on camera); and if you can't figure out why we like Jason Mewes, well, go rent "Clerks" (also, "Dogma."). We're still trying to figure out what the whole "dirty horror romance" thing means, but since it's a movie about sex workers, featuring a sex worker, that's also a horror film (and has boobs in it!)...we suspect we'll like it just fine.

· Breath of Hate starring Jason Mewes, and Me!! (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Joanna Angel To Be Featured In (Non-Porn) Horror Movie

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Fans of Joanna Angel are no doubt aware of the Fleshbot Supreme Commandress's fascination with horror movies—and if you're not, check out "The Re-Penetrator" and "The XXXorcist" from your local adult video store, pronto.

So it comes as no surprise to learn that our fair commandress has been cast in Las Vegas-based zombie flick "Haunting Kira," especially given that her character description amounts to "Cindy Sinn, who seduces another female character in the stall of a bar bathroom."

Yep, that sounds like the (non-porn) role that Joanna was born to play.

· Adult Star Joanna Angel Joins Haunting Kira cast (xtube.com)
· Thumbnail star: Joanna Angel (ztod.com)

Jamie Lynn's Big "Break"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Jamie Lynn (the former Penthouse Pet of the Year, not Britney Spears's sister) has two film credits to her name. In "Ninja Cheerleaders," she played Jason's Pet; "Break" saw her cast as The Luscious Brunette. Her "Break" scene is above.

We can only imagine that her turn as Jason's Pet was equally thrilling. Why aren't more Penthouse Pets in the movies? We can just imagine how amazing Justine Joli would be on the big screen (we wouldn't even mind shelling out the $12 for a movie ticket—well, we'd mind less, anyway).

· "Break (imdb.com)
· Jamie Lynn in "Break" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Maria Ozawa Goes Mainstream (But Stays Naked) In "Jue Ming Pai Dui"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Like many of her American counterparts, AV Crush Object Maria Ozawa has broadened her horizons, adding some mainstream titles to her largely adult film resume. Above, a clip from "Jue Ming Pai Dui."

Though it's impossible to tell from this clip (or any of the others that we've seen, for that matter), "Jue Ming Pai Dui"—or "Invitation Only," if you prefer—is apparently a horror/thriller film. Thankfully, the director was kind enough to let Ms. Ozawa show off some of her sensual charms before subjecting her to whatever nasty fate the film has in store.

· "Jue Ming Pai Dui" (imdb.com)
· Maria Ozawa in "Jue Ming Pai Dui" (imdb.com)

Bella Vendetta Goes (Lesbian Stripper) RomCom

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Somehow, we never pictured Bella Vendetta as the romantic comedy. Who knows why, exactly—maybe it was the tattoos, or the piercings, or the necrofetishism. But with the release of "Black Light," we're reconsidering our preconceived notions.

"Black Light" is the tale of two girls in rural New England who fall in love (and, we hear, have a lot of hot sex). Bella plays one of the girls, and, well, we'll just let you watch the trailer and see for yourself.

· Photo by Autumn Forever