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more about #straight more comments → bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more » bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more » inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more » FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more » offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more » thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more » SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more » dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more » Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more » Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more » Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more » Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » -
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"Young Girls With Big Asses" Pack Much Back
Young girls are growing up quickly these days. Thanks to the joint miracles of hormone fed chicken and additive-laced fast food, sweet young barely legal teens now pack much back. More » -
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“My First Porn 11” Explores Porns Sexy Pitfalls
Watching Kiki Vidis, Shay Jordan, Shawna Lenee, Sophia Santi, MacKenzee Pierce, and Adrianna Lynn screw their hearts and holes out, you'd never know the horror it takes to capture it all. Until now... More » -
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Sasha Grey Slays Us In “Secretary's Day 3”
Though the fate of the free world's economy hangs in the balance, we still feel confident in saying that some things will never change—for instance, people wanting to screw their secretary or Sasha Grey. More » -
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Rockstar Pimp Smokes Some Hot Asses
You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we're certain that you've heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight. More » -
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Faye Reagan Learns Her Lesson: "Reform School Girls 4"
When we think of reform school our minds fill with gauzy visions of plaid skirts and white stockings and wayward yet innocent young girls rebelling against everything their strict teachers have taught them by indulging their nubile, lubricated young bodies into all sorts of Sapphic contortions. (Either that, or the sight of Wendy O. Williams in a cropped t-shirt and Sybil Danning standing guard with a shotgun. But we'd rather concentrate on the plaid skirts and lube.) Sorry, where were we again? More »



