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more about #straight more comments → Kelteel: @Lux Alptraum Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! She is my twelve days of Christmas. more » Kelteel: This is one smart woman. Give the viewers 2008 x 3000 pixel pictures[20.91 x 31.25 inches at 100%] and you got them like putty in your hands. I woul... more » Kelteel: Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. ... more » bmonkey: Presenting the fleshbot diet: eat well, love well... more » Pinkie: What's with the sudden rush to the Christmas season? It's only the day after Thanksgiving! Why, in my day, we waited at least until the second week... more » SuperPsyze: DON'T DATE ROBOTS more » ValfridBuccaneer: Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :) more » Beaker: I'm a breast man, but this photo is a persuasive argument for giving thighs a try. more » Beaker: I can't decide which bit of this video is better. Her beautiful boobs swinging to-and-fro, her screams of ecstasy muffled by the pillows, or the fact ... more » jp182: im kinda partial to keezmovies more » jp182: oh Katsuni, you are like a fine wine more » jp182: whoever it is, i know I've seen this clip multiple times before more » GaryMyMan: Tube8 is better than all of these. I find the delay time on xtube to be annoying. more » offred: However, if there were ladies like these at our local laundromat, we'd be getting our jeans messy more often Sounds like a High School Confidential... more » bmonkey: This week on wild world of nature: another example of the happy naked jumping girl in her natural habitat... more » -
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#video
In The Future, We Will All Fuck Machines (Just Like Sasha Grey!)
Still on the fence about sex with robots? If you're not yet convinced that once you go 'bot, you never go back, America's Favorite Fuck Junkie would like a minute of your time. More » -
#boobs
The Boob Machine: All The Boobs You Could Ever Want To Grab
We enjoy grabbing boobs at every opportunity—but we usually prefer to use our hands, not some scary metal claw. Still, we'd be happy to see one of these boob machines at our arcade. (buzzfeed.com) -
#hardcore
The Lickable Lorelei Lee
When we're not busy licking our monitors every time her picture appears, we're singing the praises of bright rising starlet Lorelei Lee as often as we can to anyone who will listen—especially since this beauty's got brains to match, as evidenced by her recent interview in the San Francisco Chronicle in which she talks about the realities of getting into porn. And now that we got our hands on an exclusive new gallery of lickable Lorelei doing all the nasty things we love to see her do (always with a big sweet smile) ... well, we're crushing on her more than ever. Check out all the hardcore hotness featuring Lorelei's scenes from Fucking Machines, Hogtied and Sex and Submission after the jump ... and try not to get your cinema displays too messy. More » -
#lolpr0n
We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1!
O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com ... and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern's nose while we were going through them. (We swear!) And because we received so many good ones, the LOL voices in our heads made us give away a grand total of five one month Fucking Machines memberships. More »

















