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#video
In The Future, We Will All Fuck Machines (Just Like Sasha Grey!)
Still on the fence about sex with robots? If you're not yet convinced that once you go 'bot, you never go back, America's Favorite Fuck Junkie would like a minute of your time. More » -
#boobs
The Boob Machine: All The Boobs You Could Ever Want To Grab
We enjoy grabbing boobs at every opportunity—but we usually prefer to use our hands, not some scary metal claw. Still, we'd be happy to see one of these boob machines at our arcade. (buzzfeed.com) -
#sextoys
The ShockSpot: Sex Machines Go Even Higher Tech
That invent your own sex toy contest sounds like fun, but if you were thinking of designing a lightweight aluminum alloy thruster/vibration combo fucking machine with a custom-made actuator system and extensible GUI software interface ... don't bother, because it's already been done. Fortunately for the makers of the ShockSpot, though, we don't really understand what most of those terms mean, so there was never any danger of us beating them to the punch. This sleek device looks like something that Wall-E might fall in love with, but it's really just a computer controlled sex toy with customizable vibrating and/or thrusting patterns that you can save, re-use and even share with friends. It's pretty complicated stuff, even if the website looks like it was designed in an entry-level computer science course 12 years ago. More » -
#hardcore
The Lickable Lorelei Lee
When we're not busy licking our monitors every time her picture appears, we're singing the praises of bright rising starlet Lorelei Lee as often as we can to anyone who will listen—especially since this beauty's got brains to match, as evidenced by her recent interview in the San Francisco Chronicle in which she talks about the realities of getting into porn. And now that we got our hands on an exclusive new gallery of lickable Lorelei doing all the nasty things we love to see her do (always with a big sweet smile) ... well, we're crushing on her more than ever. Check out all the hardcore hotness featuring Lorelei's scenes from Fucking Machines, Hogtied and Sex and Submission after the jump ... and try not to get your cinema displays too messy. More » -
#lolpr0n
We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1!
O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com ... and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern's nose while we were going through them. (We swear!) And because we received so many good ones, the LOL voices in our heads made us give away a grand total of five one month Fucking Machines memberships. More » -
#lolpr0n
U Can Haz Free Robopr0n: Fucking Machines Contest Giveaway!
A giant thrusting robocock might be no laughing matter for the hotties at Fucking Machines, but after all this time we still find plenty of LOL-worthy moments while we're toiling in the porn mines. So we're challenging you, dear reader, to come up with the funniest LOLpr0n (totes [TM]!!!1!!) captions to one of three images from FuckingMachines.com ... and three lucky winners will receive a free one month membership to the site. More details—plus an exclusive bonus gallery!—after the jump.
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#contests
Prixxx Arse Sex Machine Challenge
When porn and tech conference Arse Elektronika had its virtual cherry popped at Kink.com last month (and at least one model christened the stage with a squirt of robot-fucking glee with Fuckzilla), some of us were there to watch the fluids—and ideas about the future of sex, tech and the internets—fly. Those crazy machinefuckerslovers at Monochrom are already gearing up (ahem) for next year's conference with an open call for sex machine makers to compete for the prize of "Prixxx Arse," an "unobjectionable award for sex machines, orgasmotrons and teledildonics." More »
