Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women. More »

Lucy Pinder Knows It's Not Soccer, It's Football.

Like any true Brit, Lucy Pinder will tell you she's modeling (by which we mean "barely wearing") football, not soccer jerseys. More »

Nuts Takes The Babes On A Naked Vacation

Keeley Hazell may have sworn off topless sunbathing, but her former lad mag pals are still quite happy to take it off on the beach. For which we are truly grateful. More »

Lucy Pinder And Gemma Atkinson Wish You A Very Sexy 2010

Sure, it's only July—but why should that stop you from getting a jump on next year? True, it's a little early to start scheduling dinner dates; but it's just the time to pick out next year's topless calendar. More »

Lucy Pinder Makes Washing Dishes Seem Exciting

How does busty babe Lucy Pinder wash dishes? The same way she does everything: with a smile, pep, and an extra dose of toplessness. It seems to make those nasty chores go ever so much faster. More »

Lucy Pinder Reinterprets Wolverine... With Boobs

As hype for the latest X-Men flick, Lucy Pinder has gotten dolled up as a (topless) Wolverine. Now if only they had Rosie Jones as Sabertooth... that's one battle we'd pay money to see! (boobieblog.com)

Busty! British! Brunette! Babes!

We're not sure where anyone got this idea that blondes have more fun, because the brunettes we know have always been the life of the party. More »

Our Favorite Busty Babes Sail Away From Their Troubles (And Their Tops)

We've been trying to figure out what to do for our next vacation—and now we know for sure. We're going to take a ride on a yacht... full of lad mag models. More »

It's Always Time For Lucy Pinder

True, February 26 is a little late for Valentine's Day tips—but it's never too late for sexy pictures of Lucy Pinder! (And hey, you can just save the tips for next year, right?) More »

Lucy Pinder: The Sexiest Photos Of Them All

Trying to find the ten sexiest Lucy Pinder photos seems a bit like trying to find the ten brightest stars in the sky—but hey, we're not about to stop the lads at Nuts from trying. More »

Lucy Pinder's Boobs Shrink, Gets Voted Off 'Celebrity Big Brother'

Sadly, our girl Lucy was the first celeb voted off Big Brother last night and thinks it's because her boobs are shrinking. Huh? More »

Lucy Pinder Joins The Cast Of "Celebrity Big Brother"

Sometimes reality TV stars extend their fame by modeling for sexy pix... and sometimes, sexy models (like Lucy Pinder!) attempt to extend their own by transitioning into reality TV. Ah, the media cycle. (channel4.com)

Lucy Pinder Leads The Pack In Nuts's 100 Naked Babes

The latest issue of Nuts features 100 naked babes (and 200 naked boobs!), but we kinda got stuck at number one (that's Lucy Pinder, to the uninitiated). Hey, once you've seen the best, do you really need to see the rest? Actually... yes. Can someone find us the rest of that magazine? More babes is more better! More »

Nuts 2009 Desktop Calendar: One Calendar To Disrobe Them All

Sure, you could settle for a calendar with just Gemma Atkinson or just Eva Wyrwal or just Lucy Pinder... or you could get the Nuts 2009 desktop calendar, which has all three of those lovelies (and quite a few more!). Alternately, you could buy all the solo babe calendars and the Nuts desktop calendar and, we dunno, use the pages to wallpaper your house. (Though if you can afford to do that, perhaps you'd like to make a donation to the Fleshbot calendar fund? Every dollar you donate brings us a dollar closer to owning every topless calendar ever printed.) More »

Lucy Pinder's #1!

The all-time #1 Page 3 Girl, that is (at least according to a Daily Star reader poll). Though she had some stiff competition (we hear Keeley Hazell demanded a recount), it's not hard to see why Lucy came out on top. (And if you're still not sure what's so great about our girl Lucy, well, we invite you to take a stroll down memory lane). More »

This Week In Lad Mags: Chanelle Hayes Goes Into Hiding

It's a little annoying that you can't see Chanelle Hayes' body completely naked in this Nuts photo shoot—because Lucy Pinder's boobs are constantly in the way. We know they're big, but can't she keep those things under control? (boobieblog.com)

Enjoy this touching tribute to the long and storied history of Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh taking their clothes off together. They're like the Sears and Roebuck of boobs! Or something! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

2009 Babe Calendar Preview: Everybody Into The Pool!

Do you remember how back when you were a kid no one put up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving? And then suddenly you found yourself spending your Labor Day weekend shopping for pine trees? That's how we feel about calendars from the future creeping into our peaceful summer idyll. Of course, however, it's never to soon to think about the starting roster of lad mag all-stars posing nude for their 2009 New Year's gifts. Yes, they all have one: Lucy, Lindsey, Eva, Kitty ... everyone's getting in on the action this/next year. We may be grumpy old fogeys obsessed with tradition, but we are a little less grumpy today. More »

After all those mystery models we have to contend with every day, it's nice to see someone we have no problem identifying—like our dear old friend Lucy Pinder. We'd recognize those ... uh, eyes anywhere.(dailypoa.com)

These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from a topless shoot starring Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. That doesn't make sense though, because why would anyone throw out anything that involved Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Lucy Pinder Licks It Up In Loaded

There is an excellent chance you may scream after watching the way Lucy Pinder handles a frozen cone. After you pick your jaw up off the floor, that is. (boobieblog.com)

Lucy Pinder And Sophie Howard: Together Again For The First Time

You didn't think that Nuts would publish an issue that had pictures of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard together and topless for the first time and we wouldn't mention it, did you? This is one of those times when being predictable is a good thing. (dailypoa.com)

First there was this shocking Keeley Hazell interview and now the Daily Star has cornered fellow busty superstar Lucy Pinder to ask hard hitting questions like "What is Lucy's cup size?" and "Why did she hide her nipples for so long?" Inquiring minds want to know! (dailystar.co.uk)

This week's Nuts magazine is billed as the "Nude Issue." As soon as we figure out how that makes it any different from every other issue of Nuts, we'll be sure to let you know. (dailypoa.com)

Because you can never really have too much Lucy Pinder in your life, here's a video her convincing British people to watch some sort of x-rated TV station or something. We have no idea what they broadcast, but their ratings must be amazing. (redbalcony.com)

Lucy Pinder, Chanelle and Miss UK get all touchy-feely in the new issue of Loaded. Maybe if they team up, they can find Miss UK's real name. (dailypoa.com)

Steve Neaves Has A Better Job Than You Do, Too

Being (relatively) content in our current employment situation, we don't say things like this very often ... but we totally want Steve Neaves' job. Even if we generally prefer to look at pictures instead of taking them, this fashion/advertising photographer has a way of making whatever scene he's looking at feel like the place to be: bright vivid colors and funky backdrops make his images pop off the computer screen. And they're are also filled with incredibly hot, scantily clad babes — look around a bit and you'll find the likes of Sophie Howard, Vikki Blows, Lucy Pinder, Emily Scott and other UK lad mag favorites in his online portfolio. Actually, that might have something to do with our camera envy. Getting the chance to hang with beautiful models like that at your day job would make anyone question their career choices. More »

Meet Sammy Braddy: Our Latest Big Boob Obsession

So what's so special about Nuts magazine's "Big Boob Special"? After all, big boobs are pretty much their entire raison d'être, so publishing a layout of top heavy topless babes that includes usual suspects Lucy Pinder, Eve Wyrwal, and Lindsey Anne Strutt wouldn't normally merit much fanfare. What makes this one unique is that it wasn't those regulars that caught our eye, but the newest edition to their roster, Sammy Braddy. This isn;tt her first time in the nude (she's got some Page 3-style antics under her belt), but now that we've been formally introduced she definitely has our rapt attention. Here's hoping that like those who came before her, she becomes completely overexposed. In the good way. More »

We're a little taken aback by this Lucy Pinder doppleganger who goes by the name Emma Twigg. In fact, she bears such an uncanny resemblance to the original version that we don't know if we should be triggering our lookalike fantasies or our twin fantasies. It's so confusing! (boobieblog.com + uk.modeljobspro.com)

We've actually been going through Lucy Pinder withdrawal the last week or so, but thankfully we've found a new way to get our fix. Adding Lindsey Anne Strutt just makes it even more addictive. (dailypoa.com)

We're not surprised that Sophie Howard, Michelle Marsh, and the ubiquitous Lucy Pinder have earned their respective months in the UK's Hottest Babes 2008 calendar; we are surprised that all of them are keeping their boobs under wraps for it. Let's hope this doesn't mean we're in for a return to modesty next year—with all the progress we've made over the last twelve months, it would be a shame to start regressing at this point. (dailypoa.com)

Lucy Pinder managed to sneak in one more act of naughty before the holiday. Somehow we think her stocking will still be full of goodies tomorrow morning (dailypoa.com)

Aww, shucks! It looks like Lucy Pinder does not want to be our (or anyone's) Facebook friend. Sure these new Maxim photos are ridiculously hot, but who are we supposed to play Scrabulous with now? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Lucy Pinder's "Christmas Big Boob Spectacular" is just like her usual big boob spectaculars except this time she's wearing a hat. Still, she does have spectacular rack to hang it on. (dailypoa.com)

Nuts is featuring some of its favorite babes in its own 2008 topless calendar ... and they're actually topless! What a novel idea! (alienlinkz.com)

Lucy Pinder goes back to her boob concealing ways to protect the tender eyes of Ralph magazine readers. We guess a little variety isn't the worst thing in the world. (sexypix.thumblogger.com + toxicmagazine.com)

Calendar Watch 2008: Lucy Pinder Keeps It Real

2007 has been a hell of a year—and it's so far from being over too!—but we think one of the best developments of the first 10 months has been the emergence of Lucy Pinder's boobs from behind their tiny cloth coverings and strategically placed hands. Like any well-endowed babe worth her salt, The Pinder has her own sexy calendar available and it looks like her nipples won't be going back into hibernation for 2008. The next 12 months are a nice re-mix of the cleavage, sideboob, bikinis, and general overall hotness that made her famous in the first place, but we also get the bonus nipples that have made 2007 such a joy. And we ask for so little in the joy department that we appreciate her valiant efforts to oblige us. More »

Lucy Pinder's "Body Hell"

Being a British glamour model might seem like an enviable career choice, what with earning £100,000 a year and all those shoots in exotic beach locations and jillions of lad mag readers drooling over every inch and pore of your cleavage. But pity poor Lucy Pinder, who according to this interview from new UK documentary series "My Body Hell" found early on in life that having a pair of 32GGs wasn't all it's cracked up to be: between "depressing" shopping trips looking for the right size bra and not being able to wear tank tops in the summer, it's a wonder that she ever got through puberty with enough self-esteem to be the successful model she is today. Fortunately, Lucy (and her mum) tell us that she's made peace with her ginormous rack, and that she wouldn't want things any other way. We guess that makes at least two of us. More »

Are you experiencing Lucy Pinder overload yet? Our refusal to stop posting pictures of her may break your brain, but that's a risk we're willing to take. (dailypoa.com)