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Sex Blog Roundup: Age Is Just A Number
Their hair styles aren't the only thing we appreciate about some of the hot moms in our lives, you know: in fact, some of the hottest things we read in our perambulations around the sex blog scene every week are written by sexy people in their 30s, 40s and 50s. And it's not just hot moms who are letting loose with all their stories about learning new fucking techniques in summer camp and keeping the marital bed bumping every night—there are plenty of DILFs who get in on the action too. All of which goes to prove that not only does experience count when it comes to sex; it counts for a lot. And it also happens to be really, really hot. More » -
#loveandmarriage
We always thought that jerking off could be a means of saving one's marriage since it helped avoid infidelity, but it turns out we were wrong. So we guess we should take this opportunity to apologize for any divorces we might have caused over the years. We were just trying to help, honest! (men.style.com) -
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Porn Star Husbands: How The Other Half Lives
Apparently, while being married to a porn star may provide an ego boost to some guys it also involves dealing with the fact that her job involves "eight hours a day getting plowed by guys with nicknames like Thug of Porn". Then again, it also means that your wife has to deal with the prospect of getting typecast as a MILF if her colleagues find out she's hitched, so we guess it all balances out in the end. Er, doesn't it? (men.style.com) -
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Sex Blog Roundup: Super Soaked
August. Even the name sounds oppressive to us. And when the temperatures heat up, it's important to stay hydrated. While some of us try beat the heat by spending time next to bodies of water, the writers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene are spending theirs next to ... well, other wet bodies. There's something fantastical about fucking when it's so hot: the tastes and smells; the way wet skin begs to be licked. Sloppy blowjobs and shiny pussylips abound. There's a reason they call them the dog days of summer, you know: these stories are so hot they'll leave you panting.
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#opinion
Is Porn The Same As Cheating?
A group of bloggers and their commenters who normally write about things like capital gains taxes and the legal ramifications of wiretapping are in a bit of slap fight over a recent column by FoxNews.com "sexpert" Yvonne Fulbright. The column was about the warning signs of porn addiction (Sign #1: if you're reading this, you have it), and the debate revolves around an offhand remark stating that many partners just assume that using porn "is the equivalent of having an actual affair." (Except Playboy! That's totally cool.) At least one guy agrees, saying that paying for porn is sort of like paying to watch a prostitute have sex with someone else and that sort of makes you a cheating asshole! Others responded with more nuanced arguments, like "that's insane."
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#loveandmarriage
We hate to tell you this, but the tennis pro is banging your wife. Her boss is banging her too. Oh, and her yoga instructor, her crazy ex, and the kids' soccer coach. We thought you might want to hear it from us first. On the positive side? Be happy you have a wife that so many other guys want to bang! (men.style.com) -
#loveandmarriage
It must be real rough being married to a sex expert like Em of Em & Lo, what with all the mind-blowing expert sex and everything. Or at least until you screw something up and then she writes a book about it. So apparently there are some risks involved, but it's probably worth that gamble. (glamour.com) -
#books
Could you have sex every single day for a year? Or even for 101 straight days? Before you say "Fuck yes!", remember that there's one catch—you have to do it with the person you're married to. (But you can't write a book about it, because two couples already did that and they've both come out at the same time.) What will these crazy sexual adventurers think of next? (nytimes.com) -
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Sex Blog Roundup: They Do
As all those June brides and grooms we keep hearing about prepare for their walk down the aisle this month, we're happy to throw rosy petals of smut onto their path courtesy of today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene. For some lucky couples the honeymoon never ends: they're the ones who've vowed to keep their duties dirty by reaching for the rope, passing the camera, or scurrying for the sex toy. Some stay obediently on the couch while their missus takes it from a another man; others join their husband in training a shared slave.
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#pornimitateslife
"Housewife Bangers" Capture The Zeitgeist
The original title of this post was "Porn or Outback Steakhouse Menu Item?". But upon watching this movie, filled with a "Taxi Driver"-load of revenge fantasies based on getting what's owed, we determined to give it our patented Highbrow Approach™ instead. More » -
#youarethereunfortunately
Self-Abuse: "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro"
There is a zesty debate here at the Fleshbot Lyceum over what constitutes inappropriate porn: I say nothing but corporate altporn and they say everything that doesn't have Keeley Hazell in it. Included in that broad latter category is exploitively interracial content such as today's Porn Of The Moment, "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V." by the irrepressible Johnson Brothers of Chatsworth Pictures. It is the first porn movie we've seen in which the performers actively taunt the viewer. More » -
#loveandmarriage
Remember that hot Russian gymnast that Vladimir Putin recruited to serve in Parliament? Apparently, he liked her political skills so much that he dumped his wife to marry her. The fact that she's half his age and very flexible is probably just a coincidence. (canadafreepress.com) -
#thecouplethatfuckstogether
Lynn LeMay Is "In Love"
He is covered in tattoos, she is biologically altered in the breastular region! Both use names different from those given to their forebears at Ellis Island! More » -
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One in four married Japanese couples have not had sex in the past year. To be fair, playing all those sexual samurai games takes a lot out of you. (afp.google.com, thumb via) -
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A police officer has won a $20,000 settlement from the city of Pueblo, CO, because he says he was fired after his supervisors found out about the ongoing cuckolding arrangement he has with his wife. Unfortunately, all the money goes to her new boyfriend. (rockymountainnews.com, via hotwivesonline.com) -
#babes
We beg to differ with our eminent colleague Violet Blue's assessment that the latest installment of Hegre Art's "Meet Mr. Right" matchmaking contest (now in its second year!) is "like driving by a car wreck, with pretty girls" It's more like driving by a car wreck, with a pretty girl named Nika who happen to be naked. Understand the difference? (hegre-art.com + tinynibbles.com) -
#loveandmarriage
Married couples are notoriously un-motivated in the sack, but could it really be the men who are most likely to shut down sexually after marriage? Thousands of stand up comedy routines could depend on the answer! (newsday.com) -
#nuptials
Congrats to Tera Wray, who got caught up in the whole Vegas spirit and got hitched to her rockstar boyfriend at the AVN Expo. (It must have been something in the air conditioning.) And we didn't even get them a gift! (xbiz.com) -
#nuptials
Going to Vegas next week? Then you're invited (sorta) to Trina Michaels' wedding! She's renewing her vows with her husband right before the AVN Awards where she'll find out if she's the Unsung Starlet of the Year. Do you think she's nervous about that first night of the honeymoon? (avn.com) -
#stupid
Remember ladies, fucking your husband isn't just being polite ... it's your duty. But it's also your husband's duty to make sure your vibrator battery is always fully charged, so we suppose that makes everything even. (timesonline.co.uk) -
#loveandmarriage
By the way, threatening to cut off your husband's penis is grounds for divorce in Taiwan. But it's still considered very polite to give him fair warning anyway. (int.iol.co.za) -
#loveandmarriage
Meet Australia's wife of the year, who helped cheer up her football fanatic husband before biggest game in his team's history with a naked balloon dance during breakfast. Remember, it's Australian rules football, so they do things a little differently down there. (theaustralian.news.com.au) -
#vivalafrance
A French website offers custom made alibis—phone calls, stationary from non-existent companies, and fake wedding invitations—for adulterers who need a little help with their dangerous liaisons. As if a true Frenchman would ever need help with that. (alibila.com + guardian.co.uk) -
#loveandmarriage
Good news! You can totally promise to marry a girl in order to get sex and then not get in trouble when you break your promise after the orgasm. Hey, if people had to stand behind everything they say when trying to get laid, uh ... no one would ever get laid. (hindu.com) -
#loveandmarriage
We know the thought of married people sex creeps a lot of people out, but if you're into that freaky stuff this sex manual for hitched couples might come in handy. Maybe there's a chapter about seducing the babysitter or something. (washingtonpost.com) -
#loveandmarriage
The Hegre Art Dating Game
Falling in love these days is as easy as clicking on one of our Best Of Babelogs posts; in fact, we must have fallen in love at least twice while putting together our latest weekend edition, and that was before we even got to the jump. Of course, it doesn't take long before you realize that your budding romance with that impossibly sexy and improbably named Eurobabe is probably not meant to be. More » -
#loveandmarriage
Believe it or not, the fact that your spouse watches porn doesn't mean he or she doesn't love you anymore. It just means they like to love themselves a little bit when you're not around. (theglobeandmail.com)
