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more about #straight more comments → GaryMyMan: Tube8 is better than all of these. I find the delay time on xtube to be annoying. more » offred: However, if there were ladies like these at our local laundromat, we'd be getting our jeans messy more often Sounds like a High School Confidential... more » bmonkey: This week on wild world of nature: another example of the happy naked jumping girl in her natural habitat... more » bmonkey: Look what I found on black friday! more » MajorRichard: $200 plus $1/minute for the videos? The videos are streaming only: if you want to watch them again, you have to pay again. (Oh yeah, and it doesn't w... more » MrsPoundcake: Lux, you really are stoking the fires my big boob fixation... more » MrsPoundcake: This is one piece of meat that should definitely be eaten (out). more » Epiphora: I so wish I could be the person logging the strokes. more » Beaker: Aww ... boo-boo boobs :-) more » Snowbunny: Somewhere out there Bret Michaels is really turned on. more » piggythewonderdog: Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi! more » Beaker: "Panties in a bunch? No problem! Transform them in to a slingshot-style 'Slit Shooter' with a few simple movements." more » Princess Commands, Darling: Or more precisely, "girl-on-girl-on girl action." more » sam991: And yet it still looks less weird than most of the toys marketed to women. more » Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: This is without a doubt 10x more disturbing than that hump-able ottoman. more » -
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We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1!
O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com ... and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern's nose while we were going through them. (We swear!) And because we received so many good ones, the LOL voices in our heads made us give away a grand total of five one month Fucking Machines memberships. More »


