Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)
Nuts's 100 Big Boobed Babes (dailypoa.com)

Not surprisingly, most of the women who landed on the list have, at one time or another, posed in some state of undress (that's how we know they're hot!). You'll have to buy Penthouse if you want to actually see their tribute to these WAGs...but we still managed to dig up some pretty sexy photos of the ladies who made the list. Take a gander below—and let us know who you're glad to see on the list (and who was unfairly left off).

1. Vida Guerra (Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans Saint)

2. Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia, QB, Oakland Raiders )

3. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush, RB, New Orleans Saint)

4. Brande Roderick (Cade McNown, QB, Chicago Bears)

5. Heather Kozar (Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns)

6. Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta, S, St. Louis Rams)

7. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett, WR, Philadelphia Eagles)

8. Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo, QB, Dallas Cowboys)

9. Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady, QB, New England Patriots)

10. Mercedes Lindsay (Jason Campbell, QB, Washington Redskins)

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· List via Nudography (nudography.com)

What is it about Megan that drives FHM so wild? Is it her fit physique? Her pouty lips? Her powerhouse publicist? We'll leave you to ponder that puzzle for a while...feel free to use Megan's photos as, er, research material.

· Megan Fox - #1 (fhmonline.com)
· FHM 100 Hot Girls 2009 (full list on one page @ torontopics.com)

Okay, true, Sasha's tastes lean more towards arty than summer blockbuster...but maybe a night with Werner Herzog's "Strzosek" will help broaden your horizons, you philistine.

· Five Favorite Films With Sasha Grey (current.com)

Lists like these are always extremely subjective (how does one measure the fame of boobs, anyway?)—but we're kind of surprised to see the inclusion of so many women who've never gone topless. Really, how can a pair of boobs be famous if no one's ever seen them? (Scarlett Johansson, of course, gets a pass on this, because she's Scarlett Johansson.)

[Oh and while we're at it, we're totally calling shenanigans on the inclusion of Sun staffer Lorraine Kelly—smells like favoritism to us!]

All that aside, though—do you really think we're going to complain about a list that features so many hot women... and pictures of boobs? Of course not. You know us too well.

· World's Top Fifty Famous Boobs (thesun.co.uk)
· Thumbnail: Becky and Mel, Page 3's first ever lesbian couple.

Like, for instance, Olivia Wilde, who's topped the Maxim Hot 100 list this year. We'll be honest: we have no idea who she is (sorry, certain edtrixes don't watch "House")—but if she's good enough for Maxim, well, she's definitely good enough for us (consider her added to the Official Crush Object List post-haste!).

· Maxim's 2009 Hot 100: The Top 10 Photos (maxim.com, more @ torontopics.com)

Yes, we know it's all about regional preferences, but should the Sexiest Women in the World be, well, universally agreed upon (or, er, at least agreed upon globally)? We'll leave you to mull on that one for a minute.

In any case: FHM UK's list of the 100 Sexiest Women is out, and Cheryl Cole (of Girls Aloud fame) has taken the top seed. (Megan Fox, who claimed FHM US's top slot is number two.)

From what we can tell, the US list is still being compiled—but we'll be sure to let you know how the two compare.

· Cheryl Cole, the 2009 Winner of FHM's 100 Sexiest Women (fhm.com)

True, nude beaches may seem like an exotic, foreign concept—but there are actually more than a few places to sunbathe au natural in the good ol' US of A. Just, uh, be sure to remember to bring a towel to lie on. Trust us, getting sand "down there" is no laughing matter.

· Finding Clothing-Optional Nude Beaches in the U.S. (digitalcity.com)
· Thumbnail courtesy of Cammatrix (acdgalls.com, via Ask Jolene)

Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world's sexiest women really models and actresses?), we can't deny that this certainly is a list of some very sexy women. And we're happy to see that more than a few of our favorite celebs (hi Dita!) made it on the list.

· Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys - DT _-2009 (Spain) (full list @ cameltap.com)

This photo spread of the hundred sexiest footballers' wives should provide us with ample data to, ahem, analyze. Now if you'll please pardon us, we have some urgent business to attend to in our lab.

· Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Football Wives Of 2009 (dailypoa.com)

Sure, you could just go to a sex toy shop and pick the first toy that catches your eye—but chances are high that that system won't lead you to the toy of your dreams (says the woman who's first vibrator was glittery, pink, and cock-shaped). That's why we here at Fleshbot have stepped in to help. We've assembled a list of our favorite "beginner" toys: ones that are simple to use, not too intimidating, discreet, and, most importantly, cheap—so even if you don't fall in love on first fap, you can still experiment without breaking the bank.

Silk Dildo: Many dildo manufacturers seem to believe that bigger is always better—which means they end up creating a product that can be a bit intimidating to the beginner. Silk dildos are available in a range of sizes, with the smallest selection a great pick for the girl (or boy) who's just getting started.

The Nubby G: The Nubby G was not my first vibrator, but I really wish it had been. The f-shaped toy is a great way to explore stimulating the g-spot, the clitoris, or both at the same time—and the dial on the bottom makes it easy to control the speed of vibration, with no confusing buttons to get in the way of a good time.

I Rub My Duckie: Bathtime's lots more fun when you throw in the I Rub My Duckie vibe. Just squeeze the tail to get Duckie going—and when you're done with your fun, no one will ever be the wiser.

Silver Bullet: You can't get much more simple than the silver bullet: compact, powerful, and utterly delightful, it works well for both external and internal stimulation—and can be paired with a tickler when you're ready to take things up a notch.

Havana Vibrating Butt Plug: Sleek, thin, and adorably pink, the Havana is a good pick for those just getting started with anal play. Slide it in for some anal enjoyment—and when you're ready to take things a little further, throw in some vibration for a little extra buzz.

Flexi Felix: Soft, supple, and, yes, adorable, Flexi Felix is another good option for butt play beginners. The soft beads slide in without putting too much force on your parts. And, best of all, you can easily take each bead one at a time, taking a break in between until you're ready for the next.

Also joining Bianca in the top slots are Crush Objects Darenzia and (of course) Dita Von Teese. To be honest, we're a little surprised to see that AskMen has such fabulous taste in women... then again, Bianca, Darenza, and Dita are pretty amazing.

· Top 10: Modern Fetish Models (askmen.com)
· Thumbnail via KellyFind (kellyfind.com)

But it's okay—Gizmodo and Fleshbot are here for you, with a list of sexy gadgets sure to please each and every geek girl (and boy) out there. Cause remember: nothing says, "I love you" quite like a gadget (especially one that gives orgasms).

For the Apple fanatic: Lelo Gigi: True, Lelo's Stockholm headquarters are about 5390 miles from Cupertino, but from the looks of the Gigi, you'd never know it. With its sleek white handle and pretty colored shaft, it could easily pass for Steve Jobs's long lost offspring. It even has a click wheel!

For the phone lover: BodiTalk Escort: The iPhone app store may have cracked down on "adult" apps—but that doesn't mean you can't use your phone to get your rocks off. The BodiTalk Escort kicks into gear whenever a nearby cell phone is in use. Finally, you'll be able to live out those dreams of an iPhone menage a trois.

For the girl with too many cables: Lelo Mia: With all the chargers and cables in our lives, the last thing anyone needs is yet another gift with yet another easily lost power cord—which makes the USB-powered Mia so very, very refreshing. This little lipstick vibe needs nothing more than a computer to get its charge back—and with its discreet appearance, you should have no trouble charging it anywhere you go. (Just, uh, remember to wash it after using it.)

For the couple that geeks together: WeVibe: Valentine's Day isn't just about presents, presents, and more presents—it's about celebrating the deeply felt love that you and your partner share. And what better way to celebrate that love than with a gadget you can use together? The WeVibe is a flexible, C-shaped, silicone vibe that's worn by the lady during the sex, made to add a little extra bump to your bump and grind.

For the boys: Bo and Real Touch (see it in action here): Sexy gadgets aren't just for girls—after years of giving all the good sex tech to the ladies, companies are finally starting to take notice of the other half of the population. We've got two good picks for boys. First up is thethe Bo, a cock gentleman's ring that—with its sleek silicone body and rechargeable motor—leaves those gummy rings with bullet vibes trailing in the dust. Secondly, there's the Real Touch, a robotic vagina that syncs with your favorite porn clips. It won't actually be on sale until later this month—but this is one IOU you can probably get away with.

For the porn loving lovers: FyreTV: If your idea of a romantic evening is watching other people getting it on, than look no further than FyreTV this Valentine's season. The discreet, Wi-Fi enabled box provides streams porn directly to your bedroom. And since their database of adult entertainment is constantly being updated, its definitely a gift that keeps on giving.

For the girl who has every (sex) gadget: Sasi: A few years ago, it seemed as though vibrator tech had pretty much reached its peak. Sure, you could make the batteries last longer, or switch up the pulse patterns, or find a funny new animal to stick on your toy—but for the most part, vibrator functionality was pretty much set. Vibrators were pieces of plastic that went inside the vagina or on top of the clitoris and vibrated. Maybe they twirled around a little, or had rotating pearls, but that was about the extent of their moving. Until the SaSi. With a revolutionary new method of stimulation, and programmable patterns, it's the best thing to happen to vibrators since, well, the birth of the vibrator.

When money is no object: Lelo Inez: We used to think that JimmyJane's $3250 Little Platinum Eternity was the height of luxury vibes—but that was before Lelo came out with Inez. The latest addition to the Lelo Luxe line, Inez will run you anywhere from $7900 (for stainless steel) to $10,500 (for gold plate). Money may not be able to buy you love—but giving someone a $10.5k vibrator will probably get you pretty far anyway.

Looking for a V-Day guide that's a little less geeky? Don't worry, we'll have one for you tomorrow.

· Thumbnail: Faye "Valentine" Reagan gets into the holiday spirit (nubiles.net, via Ask Jolene)

Girl-on-girl lip action, on the other hand, is totally family friendly—as evidenced by Manofest's latest roundup of the hottest girl-on-girl kissing moments in TV history. Top honors went to Tera Patrick and Devon on "Howard Stern" (above)—though we would have given more points to the Alyson Hannigan/Amber Benson lip lock from "Buffy."

· THE 10 HOTTEST GIRL-ON-GIRL KISSING SCENES IN TV HISTORY (manofest.com)

Now, ordinarily you would have to go through the entire list piece by piece, endlessly clicking through to find out which vivacious vixens earned such a coveted honor. But because we love you, we'll spare you (some) of that pain: below, you can find out who garnered the coveted top ten slots (if you want to see the other 89, well, you can suffer the clicking yourself.).

10. Kate Beckinsale

9. Kristen Bell

8. Rihanna

7. Scarlett Johansson

6. Alessandra Ambrosio

5. Anne Hathaway

4. Keeley Hazell

3. Marisa Miller

2. Megan Fox

1. Eva Mendes

· 2009 Top 99 Women (askmen.com)

Of course, what we really want to know is how well these cars perform when you're actually getting laid—anyone want to go for a road test with us?

· The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid (jalopnik.com)
· Thumbnail: Auto hottie (allpremiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

10. Taylor Rain

9. Sunny Leone

8. Belladonna

7. Brittney Skye

6. Eva Angelina

5. Mary Carey

4. Briana Banks

3. Jesse Jane

2. Jenna Haze

1. Tera Patrick

· Fame Registry (fameregistry.com)