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offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more »
bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »

#hardcore

Imagine Yourself Up Lisa Ann's Ass With "Anal POV 7"
Just when we thought we couldn't stand another POV movie, along comes Erik Everhard (everyone's favorite Canadian) with "Anal POV 7"—and completely changes all of our minds, by using our minds' cognitive abilities against us. Bravo! More »
#dvd

Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!
This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate. More »
#hardcore

Lisa Ann Gets Her Boy In "Cougar 101"
Wicked Pictures has been busy tracking and categorizing the many sub species of the always elusive female cougar. They've even "enlisted" the services of an expert, Professor Vonhassleburg, to get to the bottom of things. More »
#wtf

Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask
We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More »
#upcoming

Who's "Nailin' Palin"? You Are!
Over the past year, we've seen "Sarah Palin" get boned by the Russians, Obama, David Letterman—and now, finally, even the common working man will get the chance to have his way with the Alaskan Princess. More »
#hardcore

Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"
At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you. More »
#youarethere

A "Big Butt Oil Orgy" By Any Other Name...
Believe it or not, there were times during the day of filming "Big Butt Oil Orgy" that producers actually considered naming it something else. I'm glad they went with their butt instinct. More »
#hardcore

Danny Case Unveils Porn's Next Big Thing With "Big Butt Oil Orgy"
Every now and then, Porn Valley comes up with an idea that is so powerful (and profitable) that it needs nothing else. No special effects, no cliff hangers, just hot sweaty oily sex with girls with huge wonderful asses. More »
#youarethere

Behind The Scenes: "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
Been dying to know more about about New Sensations's upcoming porn parody of "30 Rock"? So have we. Good thing XFANZ was on the set and shot this behind the scenes video. More »
#hardcore

Cast Of "Ass Worship 11" Worthy Of Devotion
If you're going to go to all the trouble of worshiping a woman's ass—a behavior Jules Jordan promotes in his epic series—it's important that you pick asses worthy of the high praise. More »
#trailers

"She's The Boss"—And We're Eager To Take Her Orders
Maybe we're easily amused, but we're really enjoying Elegant Angel's trailer for their upcoming women-at-work release "She's the Boss." Largely because the theme song sounds like something put together by They Might Be Giants (assuming they actually scored pornos). More »
#pornstars

Spike Offers Seven Pornstars You Can Take Home To Mom
Were we to bring a pornstar home to Mom, we'd probably say, "Hey Mom, meet this awesome pornstar!" Then again, our mother is very liberal (look what her daughter does for a living!). More »
#upcoming

Everyone's Nailin' Paylin—Even You!
Sarah Palin may have stepped down from public life, but Serra Paylin is an unstoppable porno juggernaut. "Hollywood's Nailin' Paylin" is in the can, and "Letterman's Nailin' Paylin" and "You're Nailin' Paylin" are on their way. Isn't America great? (xbiz.com)
#hardcore

Man Eater Lisa Ann Leads the Charge In "MILF Mania 3"
Who doesn't love hot MILFs? Cougars, that's who! MILFs get all the attention these days...but they need that love, because they're locked up all night taking care of children and husbands while cougars prowl bars looking for fresh young wiener. More »
#jobs

Hustler Creates Jobs For You, Me, And Carrie Prejean
It's hard out there for the unemployed: in these troubled times, it can easily feel as if there are no jobs to be had. But we know of at least one company that's still hiring: Hustler. More »
#parody

Hollywood Nails Palin—And We Get To Watch
How on earth is Hustler going to justify making a movie that involves Sarah Palin moving to LA, becoming an actress, talk show host, and then (natch) a pornstar? Don't worry: Lisa Ann has all the answers. More »
#hardcore

MILF Fans Rejoice Smash's "Best of Cheating Housewives" Release
When we think of some of our favorite MILF's of all time names like Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Vicky Vette, Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise, and Tiffany Minx come to mind. Apparently, Smash thinks a lot like we do. Interesting. More »
#popshots

Sarah Palin And Tina Fey Reconcile Porntastically
Leave it to the porn magic factory to realize in boobs the things that we daren't hope for in real life. Here Lisa Ann reprises her role as Sarah Palin opposite Sindee Jennings as Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin in a new Hustler parody. But wait—it gets weirder. More »
#popshots

Popshots Of The Week!
Now that summer is symbolically here, let's remember that porn is fun. None of those thought-provoking mopeyness or politically correct and deturgidifying think-pieces for us, thank you. Instead, let's get ourselves oiled up and have our parts gripped by a saucy minx half our age. More »
#youarethere

Lisa Ann At The Oil Orgy
Lisa Ann has always been slick but she seemed a little more fluid than usual today when we attempted to catch up with her at 3rd Degree Films' presentation of a Danny Case film, tentatively titled "Big Butt Oil Orgy." More »
#pornstars

Best Friends Should Fuck Together: Julia Ann And Lisa Ann
You know how you can tell when girls are really, truly best friends? When they schedule sex scenes with each other just so they'll get a chance to spend some time together and catch up. Or, er, maybe that's just Lisa Ann and Julia Ann (no relation). More »
#rumors

Lisa Ann To Play Liz Lemon In "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
We really should have figured it out sooner, what with the Sarah Palin connection and all—but alas, we were just too distracted by thoughts of Ashlynn Brooke as Jenna Maroney. More »
#pornstars

To Lisa Ann On Her 37th Birthday
Lisa Ann has had a great year. Her cougar-friendly talent agency is efficient and thoughtful, her Sarah Palin impression is second only to Tina Fey's in cultural ubiquity, and she has an amazing rack. More »
#video

Lisa Ann Featured In Video For Eminem's "We Made You"
In a swirl of nonsensical pop culture references, overly inflated asses, and, yes, Eminem prancing around in about a million different costumes, at least one thing still makes sense: Lisa Ann is ridiculously hot. More »
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch

Lisa Ann Featured In "We Made You" Music Video
Sarah Palin may have retreated from the national stage, but Lisa Ann is still going strong. Look for her in Eminem's next music video—no word on if the Serra Paylin suit is involved. (avn.com, thumbnail)
#hardcore

Chris Streams's “The Brother Load” Ominously Parallels Greek Poetry
If there's one thing Chris Streams knows, it's smut. That's why he's carefully constructed an interracial epic resembling both the Iliad and the Odyssey, starting with a stolen beauty and ending in a Cyclops gangbang. More »
#parody

You Can Pry Sarah Palin Porn From Larry Flynt's Cold, Dead Hands
Maybe we've forgotten Sarah Palin, but the rest of the world still longs for her—or at least her porno doppelganager, Serra Paylin. Yes, Lisa Ann is donning her Palin suit and shooting a sequel. More »
#hardcore

Lisa Ann Kills In Wicked's “Cougar Hunters”
Where MILFs seem much more docile and domesticated, cougars prompt visions of ravenous insatiable cockhounds with ticking clocks, intent on devouring men in their sexual prime. Oh- what a way to go—pinned under Lisa Ann! More »
#wwfrd

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? That Is Not What I Meant At All Edition
Lisa Ann looks so tempting and accessible on this boxcover that it makes us sad that she's crazy. Poor thing. What? She's not crazy? But the title of the - I don't get it. More »
#milvesandcougars

MILF v. Cougar: It Has Begun
Since porn has evolved to where we need to know what kind of sex people are having and between whom and what they're wearing, many Porno-American professionals are no longer using MILF and Cougar interchangeably. More »
#hardcore

We'd Like To Thank Everhard For "Anal Cavity Search 6"
If the words "Anal Cavity Search" aren't enough to pique your interest then perhaps Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Eva Karera, and pixie sex princess Dakoda Brookes will sway you. More »
#hardcore

They Are The Champions: AVN Award Winners In Action
The AVN Awards have come and gone, but the pornstars they celebrate are forever—as is their award-winning porn. This week, we'd like to take a moment to celebrate the performers who took home top honors. More »
#avn2009

And The AVN Award Winners Are...
What a night we had at the Mandalay Bay—so many stars, so many laughs... Flavor Flav—but we all know that's not the important part. What really matters is the awards, and who won them. More »
#hardcore

Paying The Price For Playing Paylin
With all the talk of what former GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey's career, it's easy to overlook the other career she helped resurrect—that of super busty MILF porn star Lisa Ann. More »
#hardcore

Jenny Hendrix Impaled On Ginormous Black Cock, But In A Good Way
If you're NOT interested in seeing Jenny Hendrix getting her sweet, young ass pumped chock full of ginormous, throbbing black fuck stick, then by all means just ignore this link. It won't hurt our feelings. More »
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch

Spend Christmas In A Beer Joint... With Lisa Ann
If there's one reason to be grateful for Sarah Palin's shortlived run on the national stage, it's all the attention she brought to "mattress actress" Lisa Ann (aka Serra Palin). More »
#hardcore

Shocking Acts Of Lesbian Depravity On Display In "Babes Illustrated 18"
And now for something totally different from director Anton Slayer—hot lesbians! In the latest Metro Interactive release, ten sizzling sex kittens savor each other with shocking results!!! More »
#video

Porno Palin Profiled On "Entertainment Tonight"
The rest of us may have long since forgotten (or stopped caring) about, who, exactly is "Nailin' Paylin," but it seems that "Entertainment Tonight" has only just discovered Hustler's parody porn—and, by extension, the lovely Lisa Ann. America's favorite hockey MILF made an appearance on the show this past Friday, in an attempt to drum up some post-election interest in her latest opus (whose name was apparently too raunchy to say during primetime. No comment.). We're pretty sure that Palinpornmania has peaked—but we wouldn't be surprised if Lisa Ann go herself some brand new fans. Clip above.
#popshots

Popshots of the Week! Irrational Exuberance Edition
Just when you thought that you'd be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it's the Halloween before a major election. Let's just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space's inaccurate prediction of the Patriots' chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we'll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we'll do it from Canada, of course.) More »
#hardcore

Get A Closer Look With "Internal Damnation 2"
The proof, they say, is in the pudding—though in the case of “Internal Damnation 2,” the latest release from Chris Streams at Jules Jordan Video, the proof is lodged snugly up the pink, sticky, and recently ravaged holes of stunningly beautiful young starlets, just waiting to drool out like a silky ribbon or a melted pearl. More »

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