We know the experts say you should leave your job at the office...but can anyone really deny that Alessandra (and the rest of the world) is much, much better off for taking her work home with her?

· Alessandra Ambrosio (more pix @ egotastic.com)

We think not: and neither do our new found friends. They may not be dressed for the snow, but they're sure to heat things up indoors this holiday season.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Sweet Teen Wearing Her Sexy Christmas Outfit! (youtube.com)

Sexy Christmas Outfits! (youtube.com)

David Lachapelle Sexy Christmas ad for Boots (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa Girl's! (youtube.com)

Victoria Secrets Sexy Christmas (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa's Helpers (youtube.com)

Anita Dark's Christmas Video (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa 2008 (youtube.com)

Bikini Christmas (youtube.com)

Natasha Yi Christmas Video! (youtube.com)

How else would we know what she's dressed as?

· Jillian (americanapparel.net)

Jade Vixen explains her career choice as an extension of a youthful interest in fetish gear and culture. She models "to show [her] adoration for fetish fashion and to showcase [her] wardrobe of custom outfits," and her website really reflects respect for her community. Click through the gallery to get a free taste!

Jade is a versatile gal, especially compared to some other fetish models we've seen. She can pull a Doll Face style one moment, become a dominatrix the next, and neither option feels like a strain of range.

If her name sounds familiar to you, that's because Jade made quite a name for herself on the Howard Stern Show. Back in September, she competed in and won the Stronget Naked Woman contest, earning her a nifty cash prize and some niftier publicity. But we're getting off topic.

JadeVixen.com isn't a one-woman show, she collaborates with some of our favorite models like Mosh and Darenzia. In addition, there are a couple galleries with photos (like this one!) take by the luxurious Holly Randall of Suze.net.

You might be wondering, "Where does my money go? Why do I have to pay for this?" Well, Mr. Nosy, you're paying to keep Jade Vixen in Libidex catsuits, Agent Provocateur undies, and Wolford tights designed by Zac Posen. It's a delicious cycle of luxury paying for itself.

That being said, if latex, rubber, and leather rub you the wrong way, Jade's still got you covered. She shows off her lingerie collection in a bunch of galleries, as well as in a short movie of her stripping on a roof somewhere in Brooklyn. One of the niftier items on her site is a Links section where you can browse her photos by category. So if you're in the mood for corsets and high heels, you can cross-reference them and arrive at your ideal fap material for the evening.

Not everything is golden in the land of Vixen. Her website, while easy to explore, doesn't feel complete. While there are currently 52 galleries (with a calendar that shows when more will arrive), Jade only offers three videos. There's also a Model Index, but the only entry reads "Jade Vixen." Perhaps Jade is preparing to turn her outfit into an empire—which we totally support—but leaving empty space for others robs the website of the intimacy you usually find with private, independent paysites.

All in all, we're happy to have gotten a glimpse at JadeVixen.com and the precise, exciting fetish aesthetic Jade has cultivated. We wish her much success.

· All photos courtesy of Jade Vixen (jadevixen.com)
· There's also Jade Vixen's Blog (jade-vixen-blog.blogspot.com)

Clever as that is, we were actually so distracted by the breasts we didn't even notice the panties (or their mosaicing) for a good minute or so. Clever advertising foiled by boobs...yet again.

· Magielle: Too Sexy (adsoftheworld.com)

At first glance, Coco de Mer looks like any other upscale boutique—but upon further inspection, all sorts of naughtiness is revealed. The patterns decorating the wallpaper and upholstery obscure scenes of lovemaking, the butterfly necklace has phallus-shaped openings—and, of course, there's all the dildos, lingerie, and fetish gear lining the shelves (and we'd be remiss if we didn't mention the china plate that reads "Cock.").

Best of all, though, are the dressing rooms: a small panel on the walls can be opened to transform the rooms into two halves of a confessional box. With your lover one side, and you on the other, you can confess all your naughty secrets (we're betting you'll get a more interesting punishment than just a few "Hail Marys."). And, of course, no Coco de Mer dressing room would be complete without a Private Poses camera...

And though many of Coco de Mer's wares fall on the pricier end of the spectrum, they do offer quite a few affordable products (including some of our favorite sex toys from places like Lelo and Fun Factory). True, in this economy, splurges may be few and far between—but if you're going to open your wallet, shouldn't it be in the service of better sex?

Coco de Mer NYC is located at 263 Elizabeth Street, between Prince and Houston.

· Coco de Mer (cocodemerusa.com)

Lingerie maker Myla has the answer: their Christmas shopping website offers you a choice of three very eager (and very scantily clad) personal shoppers, each of whom guides you through the selection process with a handful of questions...and then happily models your final selection, to give you an idea of what it'll look like in person.

If only we could get service like this in the store...we'd never shop anywhere else.

· A Present from Myla (apresentfrommyla.com)

We'd say it's a good thing that she has yet to (really) pose nude—but who are we kidding? We'd happily put up with the debilitating arousal that would result for a chance to see her uncovered. Wouldn't you?

· Bar Refaeli Lingerie Photos (yuhmm.com)

http://www.yuhmm.com/bar-rafaeli-lingerie-photos/

· Diesel Intimates (diesel.com, via Violet Blue)

When it comes down to it, you have a choice: you can either have a push-up bra that claws at your boobs and digs into your shoulders, or you can divinely augment the mirth of your bust with the pillowy rapture of our Lord. It's completely your choice.

· Props to Conrad for pointing this out to us, and also to Violet Blue: the "hand of god" bra (tinynibbles.com)

(Well, presumably people who want to retain the enhancement after the bra's off...but whatever, right?)

· If You're A DD Cup, Victoria's Secret Will Make You A G Cup (adrants.com)

Say hello to Hey Olivia!, the magazine for those who just can't get enough scantily clad Olivia Munn. Now, some of you may be thinking that it might be a bit foolish to launch a magazine in a time when the print press is collapsing in on itself—especially a magazine that offers relatively tame content. Clearly, you just don't understand the power of Olivia Munn.

· Hey Olivia! (mymag.com)

Although...well, maybe it's just us, but isn't the strategy a wee bit counterintuitive? After all, if the earth's temperature starts to rise, won't that be what leads supermodels to run around naked—and not the other way around? Not that we're for climate change or anything...but, uh, maybe there are some battles that can be fought without nudity.

Wait, did we really just say that? Scratch that last comment—all this climate change has just made us dizzy. Keep taking off your clothing ladies. Keep on keeping on.

· 350.org (350.org, via fashioncopious.typepad.com)

After four years, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is returning to New York. It may not exactly be high art, but at least there are gorgeous women wearing wings and little else. Let's all look at pictures from last year's show and remind ourselves how bizarre it is that Victoria's Secret dominates the luxury underwear market in this country.

Photos via Style IT (styleitonline.com)

Sure, getting that sexy bra and panty set might not be quite as important as the right to vote, and going to school—but we're glad to know there's someone on the front lines fighting to ensure that no woman goes without a black lacey bra. Because life isn't worth living without those basic essentials.

· Liaison Dangereuse: Sexiness for everyone (adsoftheworld.com)