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#celebritybikiniwatch
Lindsay Lohan Savors The End Of Summer
Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan—and there's a lot you could say, about all different aspects of her life—but the girl still looks damn good in a bikini. More »
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#parody
Hustler Takes On Lindsay Lohan In An "Untrue Hollywood Story"
With Lindsay Lohan quickly becoming a parody of herself, it seems only natural that she would end up the subject of a parody porn. Enter "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan." More » -
#celebrityskin
A Side(boob)long Glance At Lindsay Lohan
Earlier this week, the media was awash with rumors that Lindsay Lohan would soon be dancing topless in a Las Vegas revue. Alas, the rumors were untrue—but at least we'll always have Lindsay's impressive sideboob. More »
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#celebritybikiniwatch
Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Vacation On The Island Of Lesbos
If one hot celebrity in a bikini is nice, two is even better. And two hot, bikini-clad celebrities who just so happen to be lovers? Call us a doctor, we're feeling a little dizzy! Someone let us know when Lindsay and Samantha "accidentally" "leak" that inevitable sex tape, okay? That would actually be one worth watching. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)
Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know. More » -
#celebrity
In case you haven't already gone to the library and done this yourself, here's a shot-by-shot comparison of the Lindsay Lohan/Marilyn Monroe photoshoots. If you happen to find a video of a Marilyn lookalike giving a blowjob, let us know. (ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com) -
#obvious
Internet sleuths have tracked down the video where that alleged Lindsay Lohan blowjob picture comes from and it's just as we suspected: about four seconds of grainy low-resolution footage of someone you can't identify giving some dude a blowjob. Also, if you listen closely to the garbled audio we believe you can hear a voice saying "Britney Spears is poor." Developing! MORE >> More » -
#desperatetimes
If we've really sunk so low as topimp for page viewsget excited about the existence of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape based on one crappy, unintelligible screen grab, there's really not much hope for any of us. Of course, if it turns out the tape actually exists after all, there's even less hope for us too. (egotastic.com) -
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#money
So how much money does New York magazine stand to make by convincing Lindsay Lohan to take her bra off? How much do we stand to make by constantly bringing it up again? On second thought, forget we said anything. (forbes.com - thanks Sanj) -
#lindsaylohan
In case you haven't checked in on this post in the last three or four hours, New York magazine has "found" some more Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe pictures and appended them to their previous slideshow. How convenient! (nymag.com) -
#nudes
Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe (In The Nude!)
It's true that we've seen various sideboob, underboob, bikini and even full-on vagina-flashing action from hot again, not again superstarlet Lindsay Lohan, but her eager admirers have long been clamoring for her to take part in a truly legitimate naked photo shoot. Well, their zen-like patience has finally been rewarded — and judging by the "wow" factor these photos are sure to elicit, it was worth the wait. Apparently, all that was needed was to mention the name of her idol, Marilyn Monroe, and suggest that maybe she recreate the blonde bombshell's iconic final photo shoot and Miss Lindsay willingly obliged with the clothes flinging. Here's hoping the desire to follow in Marilyn's footsteps ends with the photos and not her sad fate—but if Lindsay wants to keep going down the nude modeling path, we think she's got a bright future there. (More goodies after the jump.) More » -
#atthemovies
We Know How Lindsay Lohan Has Sex
Despite the promise of a Lindsay Lohan sex scene and the ripped from the headlines twist of her playing a stripper, the summer blockbuster "I Know Who Killed Me" had a surprisingly lackluster performance at the box office. Ok, it stunk ... bad. In fact, there's at least one woman who would rather clean her kitchen sink than watch this cinematic disaster ... and she's in the movie! Given her recent, ahem ... troubles, the thought of watching Lindsay have sex may make you want to you scrub something furiously too (like your eyeballs), but as part of our "Save U $10" public service program here it is anyway. Since her real-life one-day prison sentence is unlikely to produce any "caged heat"-style lesbian eroticism, this maybe all the hot Lohan action you're going to get for awhile. Savor every moment. More » -
#pornoftheopportunisticmoment
Movies We Know Will Suck Dept.: "Lindsay HoHand"
While we admire - we guess - the ripped from the headlines go-getterness involved, a "XXX Sex Z porno" capitalizing on "Lindsay Lohan's recent troubles" and helmed by "Britney Rears" and "J Ho" genius Will Ryder just makes us long for the artistic integrity of a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes". More » -
#boobs
Lindsay Lohan is looking, um ... healthy in this red bikini. Fortunately, she was "conveniently" relaxing right where the paparazzi could get a look at her. (We guess these were taken before she went to jail.) (egotastic.com + Gawker) -
#gossip
Yes, we are aware of the whole Lindsay Lohan nude photo blackmail imbroglio ... but until we see the actual photos, we're not that interested. Even then we might need some convincing. (nypost.com) -
#movies
Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan enjoying a night on the town ... or playing a stripper in her new movie. We're not sure which. (Yes, we're going to keep making that joke. What, do you want your money back?) (celebpixx.blogspot.com) -
#bikinisummer
Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 21st birthday by partying on the beach in her swimsuit. You know, sort of like what she does on her other 364 non-birthdays of the year. (drunkenstepfather.com)
