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There's Nothing "Bazaar" About Lily Allen's Breasts

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

Third nipple aside, Lily Allen's boobs are a pleasant familiarity in the world of celebrity nudity. This photoshoot from the Russian Harper's Bazaar presents nothing new, and we're just fine with that.

Although, maybe this signifies the expansion of Lily Allen's naked influence across the world. It could be too early to call a Global Domination Watch, but we wouldn't be surprised if the number of Lily Allen nipslips and upskirt panty shots were suddenly eclipsed by the number of Lily Allen naked photoshoots.

· More photos at Lily Allen topless in Harper's Bazaar (nudography.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Lily Allen?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Once again, Lily Allen does her part to make your concert tickets worth the inflated price. Who can say no to a rock show + peep show? It's two shows in one! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen: From Both Sides Now

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

It's a good day when we get a peek at Lily Allen's panties, and a great day when she decides to slip us some nip. And when it's two for one? That might just be the greatest gift of all.

Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)
Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen: GQ's (Topless) Woman Of The Year

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

GQ—the British one—has released its list of men of the year. Well, men and woman: Lily Allen is a notable name for 2009 (presumably for more than just her penchant for toplessness).

Despite GQ's promises of Lily Allen being "laid bare," most of the preview photos we've seen are not particularly naked. But we must admit that we're pretty fond of this intro shot. Even if it appears that they may have photoshopped out Ms. Allen's telltale third nipple.

· Sneak Peek: GQ Men of the Year (cerosmedia.com)

Lily Allen Edges One Step Closer To Nudism

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Lily Allen, who's rocked many a seethrough top, has now graduated to seethrough pants. Perhaps one day she'll bless us with an entirely seethrough outfit—or maybe even dispense with the pretense altogether, and just become a nudist.

We, for one, would be entirely supportive of that choice. The naturist movement could use a spokesperson like Lily (you know: young, hot, wealthy, and constantly in the public eye).

· Lily Allen Seethrough Pants (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen's Got Nothing To Hide

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Anyone remember the days when Lily Allen didn't want anyone to see her boobs? We think we do (maybe). But it's pretty clear that those days are long gone: these days, Lily takes pride in showing off her assets.

And that's something we really appreciate. You know, seeing her at her shows in these seethrough gettogethers almost makes paying those Ticketbastard charges worth it. Almost.

· Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen Offers The Greatest Show On Earth

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:00:00 EDT

As a general rule, we don't go to live concerts—they're just not our thing—but we're starting to think we might reconsider that position for Lily Allen.

From what we can tell, the girl can't go a single show without exposing some skin—and, damnit, that's well worth the price of admission. Hell, it's even worth those Ticketbastard charges. Anyone know when our girl's playing New York City next?

Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)
Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)
Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen Takes It Off For I-D Magazine

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

What is it about Lily Allen that always makes us smile? Is it her friendly nature? Her sense of whimsy? Her third nipple? The fact that she's always showing her third nipple? We may never know...but we're guessing it's #4.

Lily Allen (egotastic.com)
Lily Allen (egotastic.com)

Lily Allen Is What Gets Us Through Our Day

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Dear Lily Allen: Please, don't ever change. Your nip slips, boob slips, ass flashes, topless sunbathing, and, of course, seethrough tops are what give us hope for a better tomorrow. You are the one thing that keeps us going.

Okay, maybe we're exaggerating just a tad...but we'll say whatever it takes to get you to keep you from keeping covered up.

· Lily Allen See Through (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen Can't Hide Her Excitement

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:30:01 EDT

What's this? Two posts about Lily Allen's breasts in a mere two days? What can we say? It's been a very good week.

Lily Allen Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)
Lily Allen Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Nothin' Says Summer Like Topless Lily Allen

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT

If the weather gets warm, but Lily Allen doesn't unveil her boobs, has summer really actually arrived? We're fairly certain the answer is a resounding no—luckily, Lily's done us all a favor and signalled the start of summer with her two best friends.

Lily Allen Topless
Lily Allen Topless

Lily Allen Hits Us With Her Ass Shot

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

First there were Lily Allen's boobs, now we've got her bum. Soon we'll be able to construct an entire naked Lily Allen... in our minds. (Or maybe even with computers! They can do that, right?)

· Lily Allen Ass Flash (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen Triples Our Pleasure With Some Topless Sunbathing

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:30:01 EST

Will we ever get tired of seeing Lily Allen topless? Probably not: after all, topless Lily Allen contains 50% more nipplage than any other starlet.

· Lily Allen soaks up the sun on Caribbean holiday with her mother (dailymail.co.uk)

Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:15:26 EDT

Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know.

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Lily Allen Shows Us A Nip (And Keeps Two To Herself)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:50:22 EDT

It seems we can't go too far without running into Lily Allen's nipples these days. But it's not like we're complaining or anything. How often do we get to see a pair of famous boobs that and get to make a joke about third nipples at the same time? Gallery after the jump.

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And speaking of celebs going wild in France:...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:55:58 EDT

And speaking of celebs going wild in France: we're not sure how we missed these topless pictures of Lily Allen sunning herself on vacation recently. Thankfully, pictures of boobs never seem to go bad. (thesuperficial.com)

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Lily Allen Makes Us Smile

Fleshbot — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:53:07 EST

How adorable are you, Lily Allen? Sure, your boozy compatriot Amy Winehouse might have gotten more love from the Grammy nominating committee this year, but there's no doubt in our minds who we'd rather see serve us up a good old fashioned blink-and-you-miss-it nip slip shot. (Even if it's not that third nipple we've heard so much about.) If this is the sort of outfit that got you voted "Worst Dressed" at the NME Awards this year .. .well, don't go changing your wardrobe anytime soon, OK? There was a reason why you were nominated "Sexiest Woman" too.

· "Lily Allen Nipple Slip Pictures" (egotastic.com)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive

Morning Wood: Danielle Lloyd Is Still In The Running

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 May 2007 10:45:07 EDT

· If there was a swimsuit competition for former beauty contestants, Danielle Lloyd would clearly be the front runner. (latenightpictures.com)

· A shocking new survey reveals that most of the people who look at porn are not shocked and horrified by it. We guess we're just not trying hard enough. (stuff.co.nz)

· Details magazine would like you to jerk off more in the office. Wait, you're not allowed to do that work? (men.style.com)

· Pop star (pixie? ragamuffin?) Lily Allen got thrown out of school for giving blowjobs to her classmates. You're supposed to save those for college so you can give them to your professors. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Here's a brief recap of the Center for Sex and Culture's "Sex Hacks" show, complete with live electro-stim buttplug excitement. Everyone who was there is still buzzing about it. (theregister.co.uk)

· There's nothing wrong with having a shoe fetish, but stealing 1,500 pairs of them might be going a little too far. Maybe switch to something easier, like stamp collecting. (rgj.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives