• more about #straight more comments →
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Seven more minutes to hide away Far from everywhere Seven more minutes to hide away My head is in the sun #courtneytrouble more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jane on the spot. #lesbian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: She's blown up my Parliament. #sophiereade more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: First scene to be in POV format, The Sloan Bone. #sarahvandella more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Porn-stache? On the man's lip, I mean, & not over her lips. #babes more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Putting the poon in puño. #fisting more »
  • #popshots

    Popshots of the Week!

    Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More »
  • #events

    If You're Going To San Francisco

    ...for the Exotic Erotic Ball, remember that things can get a little goopy, oily, and Satanic. Luckily, a sponsor has provided a device for wallflowers to experience the sexiness from between 5 and, say, 11 inches away. Read on... More »
  • #liberalsanfrancisco

    Exotic Erotic Ball Hits Dirty 30

    There are thousands of dirty curiosities at the Exotic Erotic Ball, celebrating its 30th (that's XXX to you sybarites) anniversary this fall in San Francisco. One being that this sexy, freaky, sordid, and multi-generational bacchanal happens at the Cow Palace. More »
  • #events

    It's Not Easy Being Green, Nina Hartley

    We all get jealous, no matter how intensely attractive we are. So sex educator Reid Mihalko has enlisted a panel of experts, including Nina Hartley and Carol Queen, to patiently attend and defuse our green-eyed monsters. And you are invited. More »
  • #blondeambivalence

    Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lorelei Lee

    I'd be lying if I said it was not Lorelei Lee's rompable person I first found so exciting, but now I'd have a crush on her even if she looked like the discontinued Saturn Vue. More »
  • #anthropology

    Madison Young Discovers Lesbians In San Francisco

    Had we known that San Francisco had lesbians in it, we would have stopped there on our way to this weekend's Sausalito Chili Cook-Off. But we must leave it to the intrepid Madison Young as she plumbs the depths, or somethings the something, of the Bay Area lesbian scene in "Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco." More »
  • #pornstars

    Popshots Of The Week: March Madness Edition

    Springtime has come to Porn Valley and its thematic environs ... and the stars are out! Join us for a more eclectic than usual collection of snaps of your favorite people in their natural environments. You know, just hanging around. More »
  • #youarethere

    SF Fetish Ball 2008: Sturm Und Glam

    This weekend's "Metropolis"-themed SF Fetish Ball (organized by dynamic director and dominatrix Paige White) again made us wonder if new residents of San Francisco were greeted by Welcome Wagon baskets of leather, latex, and PVC, because the whole city seems up for a good spanking. See some snaps afer the gap. More »
  • #photography

    Andrew Einhorn's "Naked Happy Girls": Putting The Happy Back In Naked

    "This is the greatest day in the history of the world," said photographer Andrew Einhorn when the first happy girl he knew agreed to be a naked happy girl. The second season of Einhorn's these-are-the-people-in-your-neighborhood-but-nude series, "Naked Happy Girls," is playing on Playboy TV. More »
  • #sexyrealestate

    Ever since Kink.com's Peter Acworth bought San Francisco's Mission Armory and turned it into a porn studio, we've been really jealous: what could be better than having a creepy old building and filling it up with sexy bondage and torture devices? Well, how about actually living there too? Details are slim, but aqpparently they involve apartments that will be outfitted with webcams; we'll be keeping an eye out for a Craigslist ad for cheap digs in the Mission with lots of strings attached. (sfgate.com)
  • #prostitution

    Freedom Isn't Free in Fremont

    As three quarters of Fleshbot's readership are male prostitutes, the eyes of this site are drawn to the cash-strapped Fremont, CA court system, where this week a male escort named Starchild awaits trial for plying his trade. The victim of a sting operation instigated over the Internet by two undercover female vice cops, Starchild traveled by public transportation from nearby San Francisco to the rendezvous location two Decembers ago. More »
  • #pornstars

    Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Monica Mayhem Goes on Stripabout

    The demands placed on today's peeling professional are, we'd venture, greater than those of her/or his burlesque forebears. Monica Mayhem, the fine-tooled, machine-crafted and athletic grinding machine from Down Under, is the quintessential millennial stripper: she's hard, dangerously sexy, and is possessed of the power to make $10 bills fly from your teeth. She will be at San Francisco's Crazy Horse on Market Street tonight and tomorrow. More »
  • #events

    Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: San Francisco's Erotic Exotic Ball

    Used as we were to the antiseptic sameness and track lighting of porn conventions in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and Phoenix, we weren't expecting much last year when we first attended the Erotic Exotic Expo and Ball at San Francisco's cavernous Cow Palace. But the event was great fun, especially with seemingly every adult resident of the thumb of San Francisco showing up in sexy drag (we later found that municipal code requires every school age child to have at least three leather outfits). More »
  • #bananaseat

    The Back Alley Cat Bike Ride

    Visitors to San Francisco delight at the compellingly arrayed characters on the street. On September 22, two groups of them will bike from Gandhi's statue at the Ferry Terminal to raise awareness and funds. The Back Alley Cat Bike Ride will benefit the San Francisco Bike Messengers Union and the Erotic Services Providers Union, and the short ride will culminate in a wingding at the Eagle on 12th Street, with entertainment provided by punk bands (for the bike messengers) and burlesque acts (for the sex workers). We're hoping that now that prostitutes are on bikes, the bike messengers will try out sex work for future fundraisers. More »
  • #liberalsanfrancisco

    Sex, Drag, & Rock 'n' Roll: The San Francisco Drag King Contest

    This is a world in which the poise of Martha Stewart could not save her from the slammer, so what good is poise anyway? The 12th annual San Francisco Drag King Contest rewards not poise but studliness and facial hair in an event described by impresario Fudgie Frottage as "a mash-up of the Miss America Pageant, American Idol, Halloween, and a Monster Truck Show." More »