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Learn The Feminine Mystique From "Not The Brady Bunch XXX: Pussy Power"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Sure, this episode was good, but Will Ryder should probably move on before Cousin Oliver shows up.

Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power

Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan, Alana Evans, Lynn Lemay, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Mike Horner, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Ron Jeremy, Eric John, Seth Gamble, Dane Cross

On this episode of "Not The Bradys," young Jan (now played by Dylan Riley) feels neglected by her family, teachers, and—most of all—the boys at her school. Little does Jan know that all she needs to get a little attention (or tickets to a concert, or good grades) is some Pussy Power. And with that skirting-the-edges-of-sexist comment, let the film begin!

Lucky for Jan, bad girl Tanner Mayes shows up at the Brady Compound and wildly masturbates in Jan's bed, which somehow introduces her to the world of mature decisions and sexual favors. Jan realizes that the key to Marcia's success has always been blowjobs, and so her only hope of "being good at something" lies in emulating her big sister.

Meanwhile, everyone else is having sex, looking good in their ‘70s garb, maintaining erections and wholesome imagery, etc. Lexi Belle is the new Marcia, and she fits the role just fine. Her secret romp with the high school quarterback is not only inspirational to the viewer, but to Jan and Cindy as well.

On the male side of things, all is well. James Deen is still adorable as Peter. He somehow manages to look goofy and enthusiastic in the middle of his scene with Tanner, just like good ol' Christopher Knight. Mikey Butders embodies the coy Bobby Brady just as well. His threesome with Ashlyn Rae and Nicole Ray is one of the finest in Brady family history. Except maybe for that one time Alice stumbled into Mr. and Mrs. B's bedroom.

But hey, gang! There are some things more disappointing than Jan's violin playing (insert laugh track here). They still haven't delivered on that real, slow Sam the Butcher/Alice loving, although the characters talk about it non-stop. However, there is a simulated sex scene in which Alice ducks behind the kitchen island and Ron Jeremy pretends to be fellated most comically. Like most of the humor in Will Ryder parodies, this goes until it becomes awkward, keeps going, and then arbitrarily stops.

All in all, it feels like another Will Ryder movie: the sex is very good, the comedy is very bad, and everyone can feel ok about the lack of Brady-on-Brady boinking. The whole Pussy Power thing is something to think about. We always wondered how Carol convinced a man to take her and her three daughters in; "much more than a hunch" indeed.

A First Taste Of Raven Alexis And Janie Summers

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

We've been dying to see Raven Alexis and Janie Summers's Digital Playground debuts every since the two were signed this summer. Today, we got some sneak peeks at the action that awaits us.

Though "Janie Summers Private Lessons" won't be out until 12/29, and "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" is being held until early next year, Digital Playground has released some sneak peek photos of the girls' scenes. And because we love you, well, we grabbed some snaps for you. Behold!

Janie teams up with Lexi Belle to take on Mick Blue.

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Janie with Manuel Ferrara. Oo la la!

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Scott Nails, uh, nails Raven.

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And, last but not least, Raven and Mick Blue make sweet fuck.

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A Peek At Belladonna's "Party Of Feet"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Belladonna, a gaggle of naked girls, and a whole lot of pretty, pedicured feet. Is it just us, or is this a recipe for something very delicious? (avn.com)

"Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category.

Though all the girls featured in "Deviance" put forth excellent performances, it's very clear that Eva Angelina is the real star of the show (as well she should be). Appearing in four of the six scenes, Eva takes on Mr. Marcus (in all three holes!), joins Lexi Belle in a threeway with Tommy Gunn, gets doubled teamed (and DPed) by Ben English and Marco Banderas, and heads up an all-girl free for all with Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, and Alexis Texas. We're exhausted just writing that up—we can't imagine what it must have been like for Eva to actually do it.

The two non-Eva scenes are also quite strong, with Kagney Linn Karter and James Deen enjoying each other in what appear to be the hallway of an abandoned warehouse and Shawna Lenee going after Mick Blue and Jerry (at the same time!). But really, we gotta say...its Eva who steals our heart.

Difficult as it was to wait for Eva during her months away from porn, "Deviance" is proof positive that the wait was worth it. And if this is Eva getting her feet wet, well...we can't wait for "Evalutionary."

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Sapphic Bliss Fully Explored In Fourth Volume Of "Girls Banging Girls"

DCypher — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Carpet munching cuties attack crack, diving face first into mounds of muff in today's sneak peek. Pussy licking, labia sucking, and all kinds of hot, nasty, tongue-in-between-cheeks action abound as these lipstick lesbians display their addiction to snatch!

When it comes to naming movies, it just doesn't get more direct than "Girls Banging Girls" (brought to you by LFP and Hustler Video). We can honestly say we appreciate the fresh approach. Making allusions to lady flowers or resorting to crafty word play and alliterations would simply distract us from the raw essence of what this volume is about—dirty, filthy, uncensored lesbian sex between ridiculously sweet, firm, uninhibited models. Oh yeah!

Helming the fourth installment is none other than incorrigible rascal Richard Hamilton, who helps a hearty helping of hot lesbians live out their deepest secret Sapphic fantasies, and (almost by default) ours as well.

Holly Morgan, Lexi Belle, Jessica Valentino, Sarah Vandella, Jayme Langford, Karlie Montana, Amy Reid, Renae Cruz, Morgan Layne, and Louisa Lanewood comprise the almost inconceivable cast of volume 4, each starting out slow and teasing one another, and then slowly building up to a full froth. All the while we drool while witnessing one exemplary lesbian performance after another. We're not saying the scene with Jayme Langford was better than the rest, because they all are amazing, but we can legally tell you that we couldn't feel anything from the waste down after watching it for nearly four full hours. It's that powerful!

"Girl's Banging Girls 4" comes out this week from Hustler Video and LFP. Check out the steaming action in our exclusive gallery below. You are very, very welcome.

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"The AJ Bailey Experiment": Safe For Humans!

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

If you're like me (and you are—look at what you're wearing!), most porn star marketing makes them seem less sexy. That is why I chose to watch "World's Smartest Porn Star" AJ Bailey's first scene without sound.

Well, I considered it. So many of our nation's finest porn performers are innocent victims of their company's P.R. machines, and the person I talked with earlier this year seemed like she'd be a little embarrassed by being called The World's Smartest Porn Star. So I didn't want to watch a movie where suddenly a grown woman was talking with the vocal fry of an overmodulated Britney Spears and awkwardly sticking her finger in her mouth.

Luckily this doesn't happen in Vivid's "A.J. Bailey Experiment." Instead, the dangerously tall and unassuming Bailey patiently explains to us that what we are about to see is her first boy/girl scene and after it's done, naked, she explains to us how she felt about it.

There seems to be no posturing whatsoever, and as such the scene with Alex Gonz is much more accessible and real, such as that goes, than most other porn scenes (not saying that the veterans-by-comparison Lexi Belle, Phoenix Marie, and Kagney Linn Karter aren't delightful to watch in all their practiced moves, but it's fun to watch Bailey being surprised).

Watch Bailey get cock-slapped in the boob by Evan Stone! See her ogle the lush Phoenix Marie as the latter is railed by Billy Glide! Imagine being those lucky downtown L.A. warehouse walls as they supported the sweaty strivings of four blondes in two days!

The "World's Smartest" label backfires because it does both Bailey and every other performer a disservice. And how do you prove that, anyway? It is not in evidence in her scene, thank God, where spooling through her declensions would be pretty unsexy.

We would be happy to contextualize Bailey as a striking blonde from Missouri who is taller than Kagney Linn Karter.

Jules Jordan Video Rolls Out Amazing Back To School Special With "Slut Puppies 3"

DCypher — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

If there's a better way to return from a long and satisfying holiday vacation weekend than by finding a special teen treat from the master himself, Jules Jordan...we don't wanna know what it is.

Ashley Jensen, Andi Anderson, Dakoda Brookes, Lexi Belle, Allyssa Hall, and last (but far from least) Kagney Linn Karter may sound like a teen dream teen of sexy young sluts—but for Jules Jordan, it's just another day on the job. How can you not love this guy after all he's given us?

There's not a single girl in this cast who doesn't absolutely blow our minds once she's stripped naked and swallowing up rigid tool with her mouth and other available pleasure giving holes. That being said, we're in major lust with Dakoda Brookes. It's gotta be the combination of those hypnotic eyes matched with that amazing bubble. Watching super male performer James Deen and his partner-in-crime Jerry pump this sweet young harlot full of cock is like breathing in a huge gulp of fresh air after being held under water too long. All we're saying is that everything seems suddenly clear when we see her double stuffed.

If we're in lust with Dakoda, words fail to describe how we feel about rising starlet Kagney Linn Karter, whose beautifully cartoonish curves erotically clash with her baby doll face and ravenous hunger for man meat. Watching her in action is like watching Shakespeare compose a sonnet, only far messier and, to be fair, far more rewarding for us.

"Slut Puppies 3" releases from Jules Jordan Video September 15th—but since we're tight you can check out our advance pics now. Welcome back!

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Through The Looking Ass: "Malice In Lalaland" Teaser Trailer

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Sasha Grey. Keni Styles. Guns. Strippers. Vintage cars. The desert. A rockin' soundtrack. If you had any doubt that "Malice in Lalaland" is going to kick some serious ass, this teaser trailer should set your mind right.

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"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" Gives Us A Guide To...Well, You Know

DCypher — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

While "Bruno" is still causing a stir in box offices (despite Twitter haters every attempt to murder Sascha Baron Cohen), one of summer's most highly controversial movies has yet to even come out. Get ready for Popporn...the movie.

Celebrated for its irreverent comic take on all things porn-related (sounds kinda familiar), Popporn.com has steadily earned a name for itself online through devoted fans within the industry as much as consumers.

Zero Tolerance's Mike Quasar joined forces with the corny porn bloggers, Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs, to make a double disc tribute to the art of making fuck with some rather impressive comic results. Buckton, who stars as the clownish lead in this telescoping movie within a movie, encounters an endless series of setbacks and tragedies as he attempts to bring "strong fuck magic" back to porn. Despite his affected ineptitude, his wandering fool's journey leads us through an epic odyssey of pornographic goodness, all the while exposing the stereotypes and pitfalls of fucking on film for a living.

Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Ryan Keely, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, and delicious red velvet tart Faye Reagan star in this mockumentary of Buckton's tragic journey into the heart of poon. With a legendary director and an all-star cast, it stands to reason that the sex would be good—and it is. While we love each and every single one of the performers in the show, we'd have to say the threeway with Faye Reagan, Tori Black, and Dane Cross almost finished us off for good. Dane is the luckiest man in all porn, luckier than even Evan Stone or James Deen. Watch your back Dane, that's all we're saying.

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Twitter: Apparently It's Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We've found irrefutable proof that Twitter has gone mainstream (and no, it doesn't involve Oprah). Immoral Productions has just release "Pornstar Tweet," a Twitter-themed porn. About tweeting pornstars (obviously) whose tweeting leads to sexing (and maybe sexting?).

Normally we would refrain from showing you the back cover of a porn DVD (because, you know, who cares?), but the sample tweets on this thing are just priceless.

(All jokes aside, the cast of this is pretty fantastic. Oh Lexi Belle, the things we would tweet for you...)

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"Bree's College Daze 2": Call Me Deacon Goo

Gram Ponante — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - but what wonderful institution of higher learning has Bree Olson Ass Plaid as its school colors, and can it keep me from matriculating on myself?

The sorority girls are in need of cash and they call in Bree Olson to help save their house. Her solution? She turns them into whores.

You may say, "Grams—nice cribbing the logline from the boxcover." But I actually watched the movie.

You would think that some of the ladies might be reticent about selling their bodies to save the sorority, but you would be wrong. Have you ever been to Vassar?

No, it takes no convincing at all—just a "Grease"-style montage sequence, to turn these co-eds (the delicious Tori Black, Madison Ivy, and Lexi Belle included) from women who fuck out of boredom and for the remains of the Aftershock to women who fuck for money.

Thanks Bree!

The only beef I have with this film—even its tunebank Hadaway-style score is good—is that Ms. Olson never wears in the movie the outfit she wears on the cover. It was the only reason I opened the box.

Lexi Belle Goes Back To School

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Though on the whole, we're glad our college days are past (we hated homework), there are some things that make us long for the hallowed halls of alma mater. Lexi Belle in "Bree's College Daze 2" is one of them.

Sure, we didn't actually spend much time with girls like Lexi Belle (well, outside of our imaginations, at least), but that's just because we didn't know then what we know now. If we could do it all over again, we're sure our educational adventure would have looked a lot more like one of Adam and Eve's college creations. (Or at least "Van Wilder: Freshman Year." We'd settle for that, too.)

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Whitezilla Heralds New Era Of Porn Stereotypes

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:30:01 EDT

It's pretty well known that porn's take on race is generally, well, limited at best. With rare exception, black men are portrayed as monster cock-wielding...monsters: Blackzilla, The Beast, and so on. What, then, are we to make of a Whitezilla?

Could the Shane's World creation (and star of "Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy") be a sign of a new era of racial equality—a time when monstrously endowed men of all races can join together in their mission to plunder the delicate pussies of women the world over?

Or should we be bothered by the fact that—though white—Whitezilla is specifically noted to be Jewish (even boasting, "Once you go Jew, you're through"), and thus still a minority? Are monster cocks now the domain of blacks and Jews? (And if so, is this porn's way of compensating the historically oppressed...and will we soon be seeing Gypsyzilla, perhaps?)

Or could it just be that monster cocks having their way with women are big business, no matter what color those cocks happen to be? Given that "Whitezilla" apparently sold out within two weeks...well, we're going to bet that it's that.

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"Pornstar POV" Takes You One Step Further Inside Ultimate Fantasy

DCypher — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

What man doesn't fantasize about having sex with the world's most beautiful pornstars...and getting paid for it? Boring men. Men with no imagination. Not us: real men love porn stars and POV.

Point of view. It's brilliant. You simply hire the girls you have always wanted to fuck, hold the camera while you nail them, and capture the whole thing for future generations to witness.

That's exactly what Kevin Moore has done. He shoots himself fucking hot chicks like Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle, Brianna Love, Mariah Milano, and Priva, drilling them deep in every position he can think up before unloading down their young pink throats, then passes the bill along to you. Can you believe the nerve of this guy? It's enough to drive us insane!

Luckily, he gets really good footage, allowing us to seamlessly transitions in our minds into the role he is actually playing, and pretend for just one moment that it is indeed us getting the love and not some guy we don't know.

Watching the succulent little Jenna Haze and Lexi Belle worship our throbbing cock is pure poetry. The only thing better or more real would be the actual thing, which is saying a lot if you think about it statistically. We could pseudoscrew these tight little delights in our minds all day long—we should know, because we already do. Kevin just provided us with new angles we hadn't thought of yet.

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Belladonna Throws The Best Parties

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Right now, the following women are in a room together: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Bobbi Starr, Alexa Jordan, Alexis Texas, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Georgia Jones, Evie Delatosso, and Andy San Dimas.

What's the occasion? Preparation for Belladonna's "Party of Feet," a foot fetish film being shot tomorrow (the stars are getting pedicures together today). We have no idea what the plot is (our initial guess was a foot-themed "Party of Five" parody, but we think we may have missed the mark)—but with a cast this enthralling...it has to be good.

Bobbi Starr and Kimberly Kane have been twittering up a storm about the pedicure party. And though we know they're not actually shooting until tomorrow, well—with a group of women this sexy in a room together, can you blame us for keeping watch on their tweets... just in case?

· Bobbi Starr's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Kimberly Kane's Twitter (twitter.com)

"Jailbait 6" Offers Tasty But Twisted Legal Logic Pretzel For Your Mind

DCypher — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Beautiful Brynn Tyler joins Zeina Heart, Missy Stone, Lexi Belle, Tanner Mayes, Mia Ling, Haley Sweet, Jenny Reeder, and Kali Lane in an extraordinary journey into womanhood in Eric Everhard's thoughtful cumming-of-age romance "Jailbait 6."

Despite having only a rudimentary understanding of American law, Canadian wunderkind Eric Everhard continues to dole out legal advice via his pornographic empire with only the might of his online legal counseling degree from Phoenix University (complete with diploma mug™) and the God given moral authority that brandishing a fleshy tree trunk for a penis naturally endows one with. Truth be told, he might have a solid point there.

You see, nothing makes it clearer to us, his adoring fans, that it's dangerous to have sex with girls who appear to be questionably "young" than watching him dress them up like school children, then play with lollipops and toy blocks before cramming their sweet young vagina's chock full of hard cock. You can't argue with logic that tasty!

Oh, and by the way: these girls are extremely hot. Don't say that we didn't warn you...you have no idea what it took to get through this cleaning this set.

Eric and his pals demonstrate how thin the line between "all the legal teen banging their tiny little sweet snatches can handle" and "ten to fifteen years, you dirty pedophile sex offender" really is. We're talking razor thin, in some cases, like, say, with Kali Lane. Wow. Or Zeina. We would double check her ID first. Personally.

It's always a pleasure to watch Brynn Tyler take a hard pounding in her tiny pink pucker. With the face of a brokenhearted runaway searching for love in the bottom of a bottle, or between the legs of a man twice her age, Brynn has everything she needs to survive in this big cruel world—and a smile that won't fade no matter how many times you cum on her. We heart her so much.

"Jailbait 6" is out now from Jules Jordan Video. Check out these amazing snaps, if your lawyer tells you it's okay, that is.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Who Knew Cabin Fever Could Be So Damn Sexy?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Belladonna, Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Alexis Texas, Julie Night, Sinn Sage, Lexi Belle, Alexa Jordan and Rucca Page...trapped in a cabin together. This could just cure our fear of, uh, getting trapped in a cabin.

· Belladonna's 'Road Trip' Debuts with Cabin Fever (avn.com)
· Photo Gallery (avn.com)

Cast Of Twitter Porn Revealed!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We've gotten word as to which tweeting pornstars have been cast in the soon-to-be shot "Twitter porn"... and the cast's impressive enough to make us forget our doubts about the "Twitter porn" shtick.

Nikki Benz, Britney Stevens, Lexi Belle, Natasha Nice, Tiffany Tyler, Tara Lynn Foxx, Eric John and Wolf Hudson—or should we say @nikkibenz, @xbritneystevens, @omgitslexi, @natasha_nice, @xxxtiffanytyler, @taralynnfoxx, @eric_john, and @wolfhudson?—have all been cast in this no doubt epic, erotic experiment. Will they be featured bootytweeting each other or talking in twitspeak? Will everyone come in 140 characters or less.... and then post the details of their exploits to Twitter? We have no idea—but we're sure we'll find out over the coming months.

· Nikki Benz, Lexi Belle, and More Tapped for Tweet Porn Movie (avn.com)
· Thumbnail star: @natasha_nice, Twitter pornstar

Sasha Grey & Sunny Lane Do More Than Genuflect In “King of Coochie 4”

DCypher — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The royal treatment continues as promised, with a little help from Sasha Grey and Sunny Lane. You know we only save the best for your weekend amusement. Come on, now!

So Sunny Lane and Sasha Grey join Rachel Roxxx, Chelsie Rae, Trina Michaels, and oh-so-lovely Lexi Belle in comprising the cast of Tom Byron's latest masterpiece "King of Coochie 4." We'd like to tell you that he's just kidding with the whole royal thing, but from the tilt of his crown we're not sure that we can. He seems to be taking it pretty seriously these days. We're starting to think he reads what we write about him, like how it stands to reason that when you've pickled your "royal scepter" up in the plush wet pink insides of the most coveted pornstars of the last two decades it might go to your head.

Are you listening Tom? Um, you rock!

Thanks for giving us all something to drool over—mainly the sight of you going balls deep into two smoldering hot porn ladies at once. Gee, and we never thought we'd say those words again.

"King of Coochie 4" releases next week on the April 30th, 2009. You will want to see it. If you don't want to just take our word for it then feel free to peruse our delightful behind the scenes gallery of snaps.

· Porn Video (pornvideo.com)
· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)

Living The High Life: Happy 420 From Some Ganja Lovin' Girls

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We would be slightly remiss if we let April 20th pass without at least one post on, you know, that "420" thing.

Lucky for us, our friends at Altporn.net are slightly more diligent than we are when it comes to this whole "marijuana" thing, and have rounded up not one, not two, but four smokin' hotties to help celebrate the high holiday. Who said stoners were lazy?

· 420 Girls: Lexi Belle Interview (altporn.net)
· 420Girls: Brooke Banner Interview (altporn.net)
· BurningAngel: Baby Sinead Getting High (altporn.net)
· EroticBPM: Bonnie Behind the 420 Store (altporn.net)

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Previously: "Bong Load Girls" Are 420 (And Fellatio)-Friendly, A Hit Of Kayden Faye Would Do Us Nicely