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more about #straight more comments → bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more » bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more » inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more » FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more » offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more » thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more » dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more » Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more » Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more » Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more » Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » -
#fleshflicks
Lexi Bardot And Annabelle Lee Teach Us "The Dirty Facts Of Life"
You take the good, you take the bad, you fuck them both and there you have... "The Dirty Facts of Life." Yes, an all girl porno tribute to one of the best shows of our childhood...with Lexi Bardot! More » -
#dvd
"The New Romantix" Woos And Seduces Us
Babeland wants to be more than just our favorite sex toy store—they're looking to become our favorite porn producers, too. And they might succeed: their first release—"The New Romantix"—is an excellent addition to the porn canon.
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#deception
Lexi Bardot Is Back! No, Wait, She Isn't.
About a week ago, we heard some exciting news: Lexi Bardot, one of our favoritest ever retired pornstars, was back in action. We were literally jumping for joy... until we discovered it was a hoax. More » -
#topten
Towers Of Pleasure: Our Favorite Tall Pornstars... In Action
It's a general rule in porn that male performers are short (to make the cocks look bigger) and female performers are shorter. Hence the proliferation of pint-size wonders like Joanna Angel and Jesse Jane. More »




