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While we here at Fleshbot Central are biting...

Jonnobot — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:15:40 EDT

While we here at Fleshbot Central are biting our nails about the results of our current Extreme Pornstar Showdown, folks in another corner of the online smutiverse are still recovering from the most recent round of the Ultimate Surrender female wrestling championship and gearing up for the new season of hot girl-on-girl smackdown action. Who cares about what's happening in the NFL anyway? (blueblood.net; more @ UltimateSurrender.com)

Funny, but we don't seem to remember this...

Jonnobot — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:25:17 EDT

Funny, but we don't seem to remember this all-naked Japanese girl swimming competition during the Olympics this week; maybe it was one of those things that NBC decided to broadcast in the wee hours after we'd gone to bed, along with stuff like trampoline and women's crossbow. We are totally going to have to remember to set our TiVos more carefully when 2012 rolls around. (video @ pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Candice Michelle Gets Even Squeakier Clean

Jonnobot — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:50:27 EDT

We've been spending so much time with those screencaps of Candice Michelle's bathtub adventure we pointed you towards yesterday that our fingertips are starting to get all shriveled. But that's nothing compared to what's going to happen now that a crack babe sleuth has tracked them down to the semi-forgotten 2002 classic "Roomate Wanted", in which Candice costars with former “American Gladiator” hopeful Belinda Gavin ... and furnished us with more video evidence to work ourselves up in a lather about.Let's just say that getting shriveled isn't part of our plans. Maybe it's time we took a cold shower anyway? (sporkfu.com)

So how does WWE diva Candice Michelle manage...

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:25:36 EDT

So how does WWE diva Candice Michelle manage to keep a high profile among non-wrestling fans aside from her occasional appearances in GoDaddy commercials and the (very) odd Project Runway episode? Easy—by sitting back and letting people find even more footage and screencaps from her days as a girl-on-girl fetish model! It's certainly helping us keep Candice on our radar—and we couldn't tell you any of her other signature moves if we tried. (wrestlingnewsdesk.com)

We're all for Uber.com's incessant listmaking...

Jonnobot — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:16:38 EDT

We're all for Uber.com's incessant listmaking of the top ten sexiest thises-and-thats, but we're finding this roundup of the top ten sexiest girl-on-girl pillowfights a little redundant. Isn't pretty much every girl-on-girl pillowfight sexy by definition?

· "The 10 Sexiest Hot Chick Pillow Fight Videos" (unibrow.uber.com)

Driven By Boredom Had A Hotter New Year's Eve Than You Did

Jonnobot — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:55:17 EST

OK, so we don't know exactly what you were doing on New Year's Eve this year. But if your evening was anything like ours, it probably didn't involve a whirlwind of naked boobs and hot Burning Angel girls going down on each other. Good thing our pal Igor's at Driven By Boredom did, and that he decided to share his dozens of hot pics with all of us who weren't lucky enough to be there. Fuck Times Square—when it comes to ringing in the new year in style, we want to be wherever he was.

· New Year's xXx-Stravaganza Part 1 and Part 2)

Screw all that Alien Vs. Predator action...

Jonnobot — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 13:10:38 EST

Screw all that Alien Vs. Predator action ... Lesbian Erotics Queen Vs. Abnormal Big Tits Mama Ranger is where it's at. (Actually if Alien learned that breast milk squirting move one of these days, its future battles might be a lot more interesting) (.swf video @ mirror.servut.us, via sexe.fluctuat.net/blog)

We're curious why Metacafe is tagging this...

Fleshbot — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:35:03 EST

We're curious why Metacafe is tagging this video as "adult" since aside from the nudity, there's really nothing sexual at all about stuffing 20 hot Japanese girls into a phone booth. Unless, of course, you fantasize about what it must feel like to be that phone.

· "How To Get 20 Hot Japanese Chicks In a Box" (metacafe.com, via sexornot.blogspot.com)

If you think those gals from Abby Winters...

Fleshbot — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:04:15 EST

If you think those gals from Abby Winters always look like they're having a good time in front of the camera, you should see how much fun they get up to when they're backstage. Pass the champagne! (And, uh, a tissue if you have one handy.) (gallery @ yourdirtymind.com; more @ AbbyWinters.com)

All Yesterday's "Pussy Party"s

Gram Ponante — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:16:03 EDT

We wouldn't lie to you because we love you, Baby, so believe us when we tell you that one of the few games in town where porn performers really become inspired is a "Pussy Party". This is for several reasons, one of which is that a "Pussy Party" is an all-day affair with more time than usual allotted for our nation's porn ladies to forget there's a bunch of people standing around with clipboards and cameras.

A Best Of compilation from 2004 and 2005 has been released, featuring the likes of Penny Flame (pictured), the lamented Kami Andrews, and Trina Michaels, as well as dozens of others. Join us after the gap for those halcyon, sweaty times.

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Back in those days, each "Pussy Party" began with a masturbation scene. Now that segment comes at the end of the day. "The girls tend to need it more at that point," Stevie explained.

"Porn has made me secure about my big pussy lips," the lamented Kami Andrews said. "I used to think they were like a little penis."

Performers are encouraged to use available space.

I have heard women say that their affection for their Hitachi Magic Wands makes them want to enfold and encircle them.

A perfectionist, Stevie moves in to tweak an element of the scene.

Such were the times in 2004 that when Trina Michaels squirted, the room erupted in applause. These days when people squirt, hardly anyone pays attention. It's sad.

Joy and relief, a great rack and great teeth. California. I don't even know who this person is, but she'd look a lot better on the state flag than that bear.

· Cousin Stevie (cousinstevie.com)
· Pure Play Media (pureplaymedia.com)
· Buy "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party A-#1 Picks" (gamelink.com)

Don't listen to what they're saying about...

Fleshbot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:48:32 EDT

Don't listen to what they're saying about you, Vanessa Hudgens—just because you take pictures of yourself naked and pretending to tongue your girlfriends doesn't mean we have another Paris, Britney, or Lindsay on our hands. We all know that deep down you're really a good girl. Er, right? (egotastic.com)

A quarter of women have at least a little...

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:52:22 EDT

A quarter of women have at least a little bit of lesbian in them—that is, according to a (clearly unbiased) survey conducted by lesbian personals site Gaydar Girls. Well, at least that explains all that hot girl on girl action we keep coming across these days ... (pinknews.co.uk)

FetishCon 2007: Sparks Fly

Fleshbot — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:26:46 EDT

Says intrepid Fleshbot roving photographer Autumn Sonnichsen of this last batch of hot performance shots she took at FetishCon 2007 in Tampa last weekend: "Did you know that you can make sparks fly out from between a girl's legs? I did not know. I learned a lot last weekend." We've heard rumours that such things were possible, but it wasn't until we saw what was going on onstage that we believed it could really happen. Either we have to brush up on our powertool technique, or we have to start attending more events like this in the future to learn how it's done. Guess sticks and stones aren't the only things you can rub together to make things ignite.

· Photos by Autumn Sonnischen (autumnsonnichsen.com)

See also:
· Darenzia
· Miss Kendra James
· Miss Maya
· Ruby Luster

Previously: FetishCon 2007: Florida Heat, Anastasia Pierce Does Rubberdoll (And Vice Versa)

Anastasia Pierce Does Rubberdoll (And Vice Versa)

Fleshbot — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:20:18 EDT

Among the many pervy delights we missed at FetishCon 2007 this past weekend was a live performance featuring Fleshbot crush objects Anastasia Pierce and Rubberdoll, who between them generated so much heat that it's a wonder their ensembles didn't spontaneously combust and/or melt right there on stage. Fortunately, photographer extraordinaire Autumn Sonnichsen was there to capture all the steamy fetish nurse-on-fetish nurse action; we'd say that she at least saved you the discomfort of sitting there in the audience and getting all hot and sticky yourself, but something tells us you're going to be feeling pretty moist once you see the pics anyway. And who doesn't like to get a little moist once in a while?

· Photos by Autumn Sonnischen (autumnsonnichsen.com)

See also:
· Anastasia Pierce (anastasiapierce.com)
· Rubberdoll (rubberdoll.net)
· FetishCon (official site @ fetishcon.com)

Previously: FetishCon 2007: Florida Heat

Today's wacky Japanese group sex clip takes...

Fleshbot — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:10:58 EDT

Today's wacky Japanese group sex clip takes us back to school. Yes, we know we've been there before, but some lessons are always worth repeating. (pornhost.com - thanks B.)

Ever wonder what really goes on behind the...

Fleshbot — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:53:18 EDT

Ever wonder what really goes on behind the scenes at cheerleading tryouts? We have the feeling that this video isn't exactly an accurate representation, but hey ... we can dream, can't we? (kontraband.com, via phun.org)

Wet Spots: Is There A Problem Here?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:24:57 EDT

· Danielle Lloyd pretends to secretly be a lesbian for the benefit of Zoo Weekly readers. We have no problem with this. (gorillamask.net)

· Kelly Preston is on vacation at the beach, but without her pasty husband. We definitely have no problem with this. (egotastic.com)

· According to a new survey, email spam is a greater problem than ever, but Americans are "less bothered" by it than they used to be. We've believe the phrase you're looking for is "too emotionally shattered to fight back." (xbiz.com)

· PETA is once holding its World's Sexiest Vegetarian contest. Did they just do this a little while ago or have we been working here too long? (peta2.com)

· It seems Australians aren't so happy about their local nude car wash, after all. Perhaps it's because everyone in town suddenly can't keep their car out of the mud. (news.com.au)

· Six strippers in Tampa, Florida, are arrested and charged with "nudity-related" offenses. They might have trouble with their alibi, since, you know ... they work in a damn strip club. (tampabays10.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Playtime With Honey And Bunny

Fleshbot — Thu, 10 May 2007 14:10:37 EDT

You know it's a slow porn news day when the sexiest thing to hit our inbox this morning is a pint-sized promotional clip for a luxury erotic goods retailer: Meet Honey and Bunny, a couple of fun-loving gals who prance and preen their way through a short film produced by UK-based erotic emporium Coco De Mer. The action might be 90% silly but good-humoured tease, and there are times when their escapades come dangerously close to looking like a glossier (and naughtier) version of all those teenage girls on YouTube who pick up a hairbrush and lip-sync to the latest Ashley Simpson single while mugging for the camera. But that tantalizing glimpse of kissable beauty mark on Honey's right breast and Bunny's incredible plum-tossing technique (or maybe vice-versa; we're still a little confused over who's who) are still just about the hottest thing we've seen all day. At least until someone sends us something we can actually jerk off to.

· Coco De Mer Presents Honey And Bunny (honeyandbunny.co.uk - thanks D.)
· Coco De Mer Erotic Emporium (coco-de-mer.co.uk)

Porn of the Moment: "My Space"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:49:25 EDT

Sinsation's "My Space" might, at first blush (even though the cover is black and white), seem like another 18-months-too-late pornish co-opting of popular culture. But even as the separation of the words avoids a legal battle, sort of, it draws attention to the content of the movie, which is all-female masturbation. Imagine playing this movie with the sound off at your next fete, soiree, or wingding; a crowd of people watching the likes of Shy Love (pictured), Avy Lee Roth, Felix Vicious, Kimberly Kane or Mika Tan masturbating with a movie title reminiscent of that most masturbatory of websites? Well, that's so meta your head would explode. Once again, you would successfully divert guests' attention from your awful, awful dip. - GP

· "My Space" @ Sinsation Pictures (sinsationpictures.com; see .wmv trailer here)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive