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Raven Haired Beauties Get Their Turn In "Brunette Ambition"

DCypher — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Dark hair draws you in, framing a woman's face and making it harder to hide imperfections in her beauty. Erik Everhard's newest release pays tribute to those smoldering sex pots who've gone over to the dark side.

For many of us, "Blonde Ambition" will forever be associated with Madonna's iconic and unforgettable performance of yesteryear, which Rolling Stone once proclaimed the best tour of 1990. For the younger set, it will more likely refer to the hapless 2007 Jessica Simpson movie that came and went faster than a young boy's fleeting masturbatory fantasy about blasting a fresh batch of nut chowder across that blow up doll's fat, big league baiting booty. Church.

But while much ado has been made about the blond set (it's practically its own niche), rarely do we see such attention paid to the darker coiffed beauties. Celebrities from Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock have been as easy targets for the unquenchable sexual fantasies as Kate Hudson, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann turned their sex appeal into political careers, despite debilitating mental retardation, becoming more popular than transsexual Coulter amongst sexually repressed red meat and bloody potato eating Republicans.

Leave it to Erik Everhard, one of the most oversexed men on the planet, to turn his insight and massive tool to the plundering of brunettes with the release of his latest movie "Brunette Ambition" which releases this week.

With a dream ensemble of young, beautiful, slutty women, including Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Lela Star, Amy Ried, Liliane Tiger, Angelina Crow, Rachel Starr, and Angel Dark, it's an amazing first venture into the world of serious, librarian type, often overlooked women.

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John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey.

Not Monday Night Football XXX

Studio: XPlay
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Angelina Armani, Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Sophie Dee, Laci Laine, Rick Madrid, Billy Goodrich, Lee Bang, Evan Stone, Thomas Ward, Scott Lyons, Eric John, Kris Slater

It's one thing to parody a sitcom, but parodying an American institution like Monday Night Football requires both a solid sense of humor as well as serious focus on fucking. The challenge for XPlay is even greater with this parody because there are no protagonists to ground the plot, and no classic conflicts to spice up with sex. As a result, "Not Monday Night Football XXX" features an amalgamation of sportscasting legends doing what makes them memorable.

Rick Madrid plays the staccato-voiced Howard Cosell, who commands the preview show that the film is based around. He is joined by John Madden, played by Billy Goodrich, who spends time with fans, draws on the telestrator, and pimps tough-actin' Tinactin.

True to life, celebrities stop by to plug their latest projects/remind us of their scandals. OJ Simpson has his future read (keep in mind this is the 80s OJ), causing the fortune teller to flee the scene. Bill Cosby (manned by the same Thomas Ward who starred in "Not The Cosbys XXX") shows up as well, followed by a furious Laci Laine who demands Cosby leave his wife for her.

Although these allusions provide amusing intermissions from sex, they feel more like piecemeal potshots and less like parodies of the events they reference. Poking fun at the gimmicky, self-serving habits of a major network is clever, but without a strong, over-arching plot to center the jokes, the parody becomes a gimmick itself.

And like most parody porn, there's a clear distinction between the amusing and the arousing. There was one instance of Madden using the telestrator to discuss his favorite things about Angelina Armani (boobs, eyes, long, flowing hair), but it would've been doubly as funny to see him narrate an instant replay, telestrating the path of Eric John's cock as four cheerleaders tackle him in the locker room. Perhaps a "BAM!" or two would've been appropriate.

But there really isn't much to complain about. The simple fact that seventeen girls cram into five separate scenes is a daunting feat. With such an enormous cast, one might wonder how parody prince Will Ryder manages to coach this dreamteam to glory.

The answer? Teamwork: four gals for every gent, and no one hits the sidelines when the action is on. There's no showboating, no ball hogging, and the fans go wild for every play (seriously, there's non-stop cheering). Also, since every sex scene features a POV moment, viewers at home get to feel like they're part of the team! The sportsmanship is simply awe-inspiring.

Of course, there are a few star players. Evan Stone and Angelina Armani have the only one-on-one scene as the legendary quarterback Manhattan Joe and some floozy. He helps her get her foot in the door as a sideline reporter, so she helps him get his cock in her mouth.

"Well if I'm gonna taste your cock," she says, "I want you to taste my pussy." See? Teamwork.

Also exciting is the fact that Yurizan Beltran has her first non-solo scene. Yurizan, Lela Star, Mai Ly, and Alyssa Reece get bored watching the game at home, so they decide to ditch the remote and grab the vibrators. Even though it's her first time, Yurizan gives it 110% and really goes deep. I sincerely hope she continues this sociable trend.

The general mindset for parody pornographers seems to be "What if this show had hardcore sex in it?" Unfortunately, the finished product presents the question "What if this hardcore sex had jokes near it?" And while it's smart to unite the eternally homosocial institutions of pornography and sports, it's important to make sure they play together well. Perhaps "Not Monday Night Football XXX" could've used a couple more scrimmages before hitting the field.

And now I'm out of football puns.

Make Way For Lela Star

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST

This week marked the launch of Lela Star's website—something we've been eagerly awaiting. Even when she's not touring on the competitive blowbang circuit, she's still one hell of a pornstar—as this clip effortlessly attests.

· Lela Star (pornhub.com)

Lela Star, Champion Blowbanger

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

If we were ever challenged to a blowjob contest—you know, one of those things where you have to suck off as many people as possible in a set amount of time, the kind of thing that happens all the time in certain neighborhoods—we'd probably have to drop out half way through. Much as we pride ourselves on our sexual prowess, the whole massive amounts of partners all in one short time period thing never really worked its way into our skill set (we've always favored quality over quantity). Lela Star, on the other hand, seems to be a natural in this area of expertise... you might even call her a blue ribbon blowbanger, if you will. And don't even think about challenging her to a cum swallowing contest—trust us, it'll get ugly.
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Foxy Jacky (And Friends) Forever: Girls Getting Naked In Public

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:45:29 EDT

There's nothing like a good old fashioned small town public nudity scandal to remind us of the things that are truly important in life—like gals taking their clothes off where anyone can see them. While our thoughts are with Foxy Jacky during this trying time, we've rounded up a fine selection of hotties who are willing to fight the good fight the only way they know how: with more public nudity, naturally. Check out their valiant efforts to make the world a better place after the jump.

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Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

DCypher — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:36 EDT

Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup!

With intentions so selfless we're certain it won't be long before he's knighted by the Queen of England or handed the Nobel Peace prize or invited to bang Angelina Jolie at the United Nations headquarters for his service to humankind. Maybe if we're all lucky he'll give us a virtual ride in the Bentley of us one of these days too ...

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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? (Whippersnapper Edition)

Gram Ponante — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:01:31 EDT

We don't know why Lela Star is flipping Fleshbot Readers the bird and grabbing her panties at the same time, but it doesn't really have anything to do with the title of the movie (and it's rude), so it is your job to come up with a better title in the comments.

Last time around, we were impressed with reader ZCLEPT's choice of the pragmatic and thought-provoking name "Not to Scale III", which implied that the previous two "Not to Scale"s had left many questions unanswered.

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Meet Lela Star(r)

Fleshbot — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:36:25 EDT

If the fact that she was just signed as the newest Club Jenna contract girl weren't already a portent of her ambition and the splash she's about to make on the adult scene, Lela Star's nom de guerre (not to mention that cute tattoo on her right hip) should tell you everything you need to know about her potential—after all, she's not calling herself "Lela Supporting Player" or "Lela As Featured Girl #2", is she? (Though it probably wouldn't have made her any less hot if she had.) Now the only thing that she needs to do is to decide whether she's going to spell her name with two R's (as she does on her official website) or only one (like it appears in the AVN article-slash-press release announcing her Club Jenna gig or on her MySpace page.) Because in this business, branding is everything.

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