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    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
  • #squirting

    Cytheria: The Way She Squirted

    Seeing Cytheria in that recently released Jenna Jameson flick a few days ago made us nostalgic for the days when you could barely turn around in the porn scene without being hit by one of her trademark squirts. So it was great to come across this compilation video of some of her more memorable moments ... which lets us relive them again and again. Never let it be said we're anything less than sentimental around here. (orgasmatrix.com)
  • #legends

    The Return Of Cynthia Plaster Caster (Not That She Ever Left)

    It has come to our attention that some of our younger and more innocent colleagues had never heard of Cynthia Plaster Caster and her collection of celebrity memorabilia before the release of Vivid's Jimi Hendrix sex tape trailer yesterday thrust her back into the spotlight ... but we're here to tell you that yes Virginia, kooky groupie legend Ms. P. Caster has been a favorite of ours for years, she sells plaster boob casts too, and we're delighted to see she's getting the attention she deserves among a whole new generation. Now excuse us while we go somewhere and feel old. (jezebel.com + cynthiapcaster.org; see also "Plaster Caster" (The Movie) @ Amazon)
  • #avn2008

    Nina Hartley: What Becomes A Legend Most?

    As a veteran of several AVN Expos and awards weekends herself, we asked living legend Nina Hartley if she had any advice for attendees to the events that bought us all to Las Vegas this week, particularly for those who are experiencing the melon body spray and sweaty armpit-scented crush of humanity at the Sands Expo Center for the first time. Unfortunately, just as we were starting to transcribe her words of wisdom she decided to turn around and offer our photographer the view to your upper right, thus causing us to completely lose concentration and miss what she said. But you can be sure it was very wise—the lady ain't a living legend for nothing, you know. More »
  • #legends

    Getting Even Deeper Inside Seka

    Oh, but if we had a nickel for every time a battered Betamax copy of a Seka movie figured into our adolescent sexual perambulations ... well, let's just say that we wouldn't have to support ourselves writing about porn for a living these days. (Try to remember how horny you were at age 16 and do the math and you'll see that we're not exaggerating. OK, maybe a little.) In one of the more entertaining interviews we've come across in quite a while, Eros Zine's Joanne Cachapero catches up with porn's legendary blonde goddess while she's doing dishes at her home in Kansas City and finds out that even idols like Seka have feet of clay: "I don't have a diva attitude. I put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else." That may be true, but that wouldn't stop us from dropping to our knees in grateful worship if we ever found ourselves in her presence. (And Seka, if you're reading this: we'd totally be into helping you with some of that housework too. Just let us know.) More »