The striking thing about Hustler's "Barely Legal Boot Camp" is that drill instructor Darryl Hanah looks positively sex-grizzled in comparison with the likes of recruits Kortni Kiss, Jayden Rose, Bailey Brooks, and Arianna Armani, all of whom tumble out of a van to be shrieked at by director/itinerant preacher Rod Fontana. We see a group of 18-year-olds perfectly suited to be stoop-shouldered and eye-rolling in the face of the porn narrative structure that some of them will never perfect.

A question: At what point should producers pull the plug on a porn series starring a cherub-faced goddess with teardrop breasts and an insatiable sexual appetite who, along with her adorably fuckable young friends, spend their free time practicing to be professional sex workers in Amsterdam? The answer: Never, if we have anything to say about it.

Tyler Scott directs the fifth installment of the soon-to-be-classic (if it isn't already) "Ashlynn & Friends" series starring New Sensations contract girl Ashlynn Brookes along with her helpmeets Nikki Kane, Halia Hill, Ellie Idol, and Estrella Flores. See why we hope Ashlynn (and her friends) stick around for a while after the jump.

"Should there be an obscenity law that outlaws a product that is made with informed adult consent with no laws being broken, and that is increasingly distributed and consumed in complete privacy?"

You can probably guess what our answer is to that question, but apparently some folks still think this is a matter of some debate. That's why the Los Angeles Times threw together a little point-counterpoint between associate professor of First Amendment law Barry McDonald and indicted smutographer John Stagliano. It isn't a debate so much as is it Barry offering up such proof for the value of obscenity laws as, "Because I said so," and John helpfully pointing out that America isn't supposed to work that way. Of course, Stagliano is facing up to 39 years in prison because of these laws, so he's understandably a little touchy about the subject. Maybe next time the lawyer will remember to mention the actual law.

· "Stuff so raunchy, it's illegal" (latimes.com)

The hard working Eric Everhard sure does seem to keep himself busy with all those fresh-faced porn starlets he manages to cast in every one of his many releases—and while lesser souls than us would be jealous of his success, we have absolutely no problem with it. In fact, as long as he keeps sharing preview shots from new DVDs like "Jail Bait 5" with us, we'll continue to wish him all the best in his endeavors. And we won't even complain about the fact that one or two of the girls who star in it look like they're closer to the far side of legal drinking age!