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more about #straight more comments → thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more » SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more » dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more » Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more » Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more » Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more » Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » -
#fleshbotrequests
Oh, Canada: The Girls Of The Great North
If tomorrow's election doesn't go quite as hoped, we're willing to bet that some of you might end the evening looking to expatriate. If the good ol' US of A just doesn't seem good enough anymore, perhaps you'd like to consider a move to Canada? With socialized medicine, Tim Horton's, and a homegrown porno channel, the land of the maple leaf is a pretty decent alternative to its southern neighbor—especially since it's also home to some rather good looking ladies. Meet some of Canada's loveliest (and nakedest) ladies after the jump. They're hot enough to make us head north... no matter who wins tomorrow. More » -
#alexistexas
Passing The Butt-on: Alexis Texas Is The New "Buttwoman"
Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America's hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman's shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight's political conventions. More » -
#hardcore
"Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 2": Now With Extra Gravy!
As much as we'd love to announce a new pornstar-branded line of premium quality cat food, "Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast" is a DVD series where Ms. Lynn and her partner in crime Travis Knight seek out tasty young minxes to fulfill their insatiable hunger for soft pink flesh and other kinds of meat by-products. (Sorry, we did say this wasn't about cat food, didn't we?) More »


