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Mya Luanna & Lana Croft (Clara G)

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:00:00 EDT

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TGI Lana Croft Day

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT

We were gonna say TGIF, given that it's Friday and all, but the minute we saw this clip we were totally gobsmacked. We'd stay at the office all weekend if it meant the chance to watch Lana at work.

We would also be more than happy to give Lana some extra, ahem, filing to do—just in case she needed an excuse to stay at the office with us.

· Buy Sweet Young Things 3" (gamelink.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lana Croft

pweasels — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar.

I think the result of such an effort would be very much like Adam & Eve's "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant," except with a plot. Lana Croft, who turns 24 today, would do almost the same thing she does now, except she would be animated.

Think of the opportunities for Lana Croft to couple with gods, demigods, exotic beast-men, skeletons with huge bones, sexy lady spies and just regular thugs. I'd totally play that game.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Lana Croft at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· No Man's Land: White Man's Burden (gramponante.com)
· Buy Lana Croft's movies (gamelink.com)

Pint Size Pleasures: Top Ten Petite Pornstar Videos

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

There's a reason why so many pornstars come in little packages: you can pick them up, you can throw them around, you can twist them into a pretzel—these ladies can do it all.

After our celebration of BBWs, we decided to come at you from the other side of the spectrum, with a salute to some of our very favorite petite ladies. Though their larger then life pornstar heels might make you think otherwise, most of these girls don't pass 5'3". Take a look at these girls in action—trust us, there's a reason why people say good things come in small packages.

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Deep action with british Bonnie Hart (redtube.com)

Throat Fucks Lana Croft (pornhub.com)

Lexi Belle is excited about meeting with her bf (pornhub.com)

Small titted Amy gets nailed (pornhub.com)

Jesse James speared by a black rod (pornhub.com)

Taylor Rain loves getting her ass rammed (pornhub.com)

Gabriella Fox: Hard Candy 4(digitalplayground.com)

Amy Reid is smoking hot (pornhub.com)

Joanna Angel: XOXO Joanna Angel

Jesse Jane: Cheerleaders

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Previously: Top Ten Videos Archive

All The Colors Of The Rainbow: Pornstars In Different Shades

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

Do blondes have more fun—or is it better to go brunette? Does red hair make you fiery? And what about going purple? Luckily, we know a few girls who might have the answers: some of of favorite pornstars have gone through more than few color changes—if you ask nicely, they might just let us all in on the secrets of who men (and women) really prefer.

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Kayden Kross: blonde (glamourmodelsgonebad.com) and brown (action-babes.com)

Sandee Westgate: brown and blonde (sandee-westgate.net)

Stoya: purple (timdir.com) and brown

Jessie Lee: pink (altporn.net) and blonde

Lana Croft: blonde (nsgalleries.com) and brown (midnightprowl.com)

Belladonna: black (pornstarhuns.com) and blonde (earlmiller.com)

Pinky Lee: brown and blonde (fuckingmachines.com)

Miko Lee: brown (perfect-stars.com) and blonde (nshoneys.com)

Penny Flame: blonde (danni.com) and brown (maplebabe.com)

Jenna Jameson: blonde (angelicpornstars.com) and black (clubjenna.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Two Great Tastes In One: The Asian Blonde Roundup

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:30:05 EST

It's well known that blondes are a staple of any porn worth its salt—as are their Asian sisters. But what if you could combine the two into one smoldering, porntastic, naked blond Asian woman? While we're not one hundred percent sure what you'd call this creation (Blasian? Blosian? Asonde?), we are damn near convinced that it'd be pure hotness. As proof, we've rallied a few of our favorite blond Asians; check out the future of hotness after the jump.

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Fujiko (3x-sites.com)

Kascha (tits-fuck.net)

Mia Valerio (asian-talent.com)

Toni Leigh (tonileigh.com)

Yumi U (erotiscore.com)

Kaila Mai (dvdclimaxvod.com)

Sanny Aung (24mainstreet.com)

Miko Lee (sinfulcurves.com)

Lana Croft

Som (incrediblecontent.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Itty Bitty Titties: Top Ten Small Boob Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

Our love of small boobs is quite well documented. Yet somehow, even with all the praise we've lavished on the members of the itty bitty titty committee, we've never really done them justice. By which we mean: we've never done a video roundup completely, totally devoted to hot, hardcore small boobs action. But small boobs fans can rejoice, because today is that day. From Stoya to Sasha Grey, Lana Croft to Aurora Snow, we've rounded up our very favorite small boobed wonders... and found super hot sex clips of them, too. What more could you want?

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Jenna Haze (pornhub.com)

Aurora Snow (pornhub.com)

Brianna Love (pornhub.com)

Karlie Montana and Nyomie Marcella (pornhub.com)

Sasha Grey (pornhub.com)

Stoya (digitalplayground.com)

Charlie Laine (pornhub.com)

Lana Croft (pornhub.com)

Tia Tanaka and Nyomi Zen (pornhub.com)

Katsumi (pornhub.com)

Small Wonders: Petite Women In Porn

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:30:15 EDT

Who says bigger is always better? Sometimes the best things come in small packages... especially when those things are hot girls. We have to agree with Fleshbot reader Crystal_Mountain on this one: petite women have always had an effect on our special areas far bigger than their petite proportions would suggest. Meet some of our favorite small wonders after the jump—and feel free to remind us of any of your favorites we might have missed in the comments.

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Ivana (nakednaturalgirls.com)

Gauge

Andrea Spinks (kellyfind.com)

Chelsie Rae (kellyfind.com)

Jayna Oso

Simone (galleryhost.com)

Lana Croft

Joanna Angel

Apnea (apneatic.com)

Mosh (themoshroom.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

You're A Nation Of Proud Porn Consumers: "Liquid Gold 16"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:30:26 EDT

Well, when I suggested I profile this movie, the kinfolk said, "Move away from there." Because the great Kaiser Soze conundrum of our time is how to classify the fluid that comes out of women on porn sets—and, you know, in life. Luckily, "Liquid Gold 16" is not about "female ejaculation" or "squirting" - it's about urination. Something people do every day, after the cake fart enema. (Note to the squeamish: all liquid has been removed from the post-gap images.)

Director Jim Powers is an auteur who can be trusted to "go there," and here he has compiled bits and pieces of scenes and backstage shenanigans to make up the 16th installment of a series that's got conservative porn producers pissed.

But it's not like Powers tramples fragile sensibilities willy-nilly.

"Don't let the property owners see you," he advises the (now retired) Lana Croft as she squats over a sink.

One would be mistaken to think that performers roll their eyes when Powers asks them to urinate, as if everything else they've done that day is somehow less graphic. In fact, when Chelsea Rae breaks in on Croft, Rae takes the sink next to her.

The disc includes golden outings by Holly Wellin, Sophie Dee, Serrena Marcus, Adrianna DeVille, and Sindee Jennings, whose aim and output is considerable. You may be wondering about the camera glare in Sindee's scene: that is the reflection off a plexiglass screen placed over the camera, which Jennings soaked from 15 feet away. And she isn't in the Olympics why?

Never say Fleshbot is too highbrow for you.

· JM Productions (jerkoffzone.com)
· Buy "Liquid Gold 16" (tlavideo.com)

Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends

Gram Ponante — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:00:18 EDT

Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen."

These photos were taken by the estimable Glenn Baren because my glasses kept fogging up in the shower.

The standard Porn Valley pool scene seems so much more classy somehow when no one feels compelled to drink a jug of water and squirt at you. I'm glad it's not going to be that kind of movie.

"No Man's Land Asian Edition #7: Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party" will doubtless be released before the Summer Olympics begin, so laser-topical is the porn marketing machine.

· Metro (metrointeractive.com)
· David Aaron Clark (davidaaronclark.com)

DVD Review: "No Man's Land: Asian Edition 6"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:53:04 EST

With a high-numbered and wordy title like this one, you wouldn't expect to have to put your thinking cap on, too. But Lana Croft's plight in this Porn Valley House of the Spirits is something to puzzle through even as the drool flows freely.

Read our review of "No Man's Land: Asian Edition 6" after the gap.

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Studio: Metro
Director: David Aaron Clark
Cast: Lana Croft, Kina Kai, Kalyssa Kye, Leilani, Ange Venus, Kitty, Jandi Lin

Review by: Gram Ponante

"They say this house is haunted. But I know all the ghosts by name. At least the most important ones. Without them, I might end up lonely."

Poor angelic Lana Croft. The Porn Valley McMansion she rattles around is lousy with memories. Luckily for us, they are sexy, sexy memories.

Porn directors who've been around long enough know there are several ways to coax a narrative out of performers unequal to realizing the non-sexual aspects of their vision. David Aaron Clark chooses the millennial version of the silent film dialogue card to telegraph Lana Croft's thoughts as she clatters around the rented Encino home of a Persian dentist in his latest, which he describes as a "hardcore fever dream filled with broken angels and insatiable demonesses."

Croft is haunted by visions of a dead lover and her own sister, whose relationship with a "Korean bitch" sundered the siblings. The sex scenes in No Man's Land: Asian Edition 6 are both flashbacks and hallucinations, but the result is clear: grief and resentment strips us of our divinity, and not even Red Bull can get our wings back.

Croft stubs out her cigarette on the framed photo of her sister (Kina Kai who, like Croft, is Filipina) and the aforementioned Korean (Kalyssa Kye) who broke up their family, and we know that Croft chose to have the photo framed only so she could stub out her cigarette thusly again and again.

Then we meet Leilani, Croft's true love who, tragically, died in a plane crash, just like Col. Henry Blake.

"I've got no quarrel with Mclean Stevenson," said Clark. "But I accept all interpretations of my work."

In the final sequence, Croft reads a manga illustrated by Michael Manning. The pages come to life in a scene with Ange Venus, Jandi Lin, and Krissy as demonesses who complete Croft's transformation. Well, she had a good run.

More space is needed to adequately describe the thought process that governs the committing to film of a fantasy that must be carried out with a limited budget. There is a lot going on in this movie, which is far weightier than one would expect from a high-numbered porn series. We watch as beautiful tableaux are created but wonder if anyone gets it but the director.

It doesn't matter. It's delicious to watch.

"This is how we make fine cheese," Clark said.

· Metro (metrointeractive.com)
· David Aaron Clark (davidaaronclark.com)
· Buy "No Man's Land: Asian Edition 6" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: David Aaron Clark Returns to "No Man's Land", Popshots of the Week!

Porn Valley Dispatch: Lana Croft Says No to Tentacles

Gram Ponante — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:46:32 EDT

This weekend, we interviewed delightful Filipina pornstress Lana Croft on the set of David Aaron Clark's "No Man's Land 6: Asian". It was important to know if the Tagalog-rapping beauty was most often typecast as a geisha or a schoolgirl in the porn's eye view of the world. Then we wanted to know if she was a tentacular or a tentacle-free schoolgirl, thus exhausting the permutations of that niche.

· See also: David Aaron Clark (davidaaronclark.com)

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Previously: Mika Tan: Go-To Geisha, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive