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Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?
It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.) More » -
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Nudity Will Save Our Music Programs
If we had only stuck with the recorder past 3rd grade, we could be hanging out with this chick right now. More » -
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ZOO Makes A Karaoke Competition Actually Bearable To Watch
Hey, do you like listening to people sing karaoke songs? Not really? Hmm...well, okay, do you like to see topless girls doing anything? Yeah, we thought you might say yes to that one. And so did ZOO. More » -
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Sophie Reade's Star Is Rising
Now that Sophie Reade's got a spot on Big Brother, she's not just any old topless model: she's a topless model who's on TV. And to think: we can say that we knew her way back when. (zootoday.com) -
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India And Hannah Find Beauty In Nature
In all the talk of bikinis and beaches (and pools), we nearly forgot our other favorite summer pastime: camping! Leave it to Loaded to remind us of the beauty of going au natural. More » -
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Q&A With Sammy Braddy's Awe Inspiring Boobs
You've got questions about Sammy Braddy's boobs, and she's got answers. Particularly if the question is, "What do they look like naked?" (zootoday.com) -
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Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes
In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other? More » -
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Nuts Takes The Babes On A Naked Vacation
Keeley Hazell may have sworn off topless sunbathing, but her former lad mag pals are still quite happy to take it off on the beach. For which we are truly grateful. More » -
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Alice Goodwin: Zoo's Top (And Topless!) Babe
Alice Goodwin may have taken her time taking her top off, but now that she's given in to popular demand, it seems she's quite content to stay au natural. No wonder she was rated #1 in Zoo's Hot 101. More » -
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Superheroes: They're Just Like Us!
They hang out with topless girls! And read swank lad mags! Who knew that Batman was such a fan of ZOO? (Think he reads Fleshbot too?) (zootoday.com) -
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When Leah Met Emma...And Everyone Got Naked
"When Leah Met Emma" may not have the mass recognition of, say, "When Harry Met Sally," but we feel certain it's only a matter of time before the two artistic masterpieces are viewed on equal footing. More » -
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Staying Indoors With Rhian Sugden
The weather's been so nice lately, we've been really enjoying the great outdoors. In fact, we've been spending so much time outside, we almost forgot how much fun inside can be. Luckily, Rhian's more than happy to remind us. More » -
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Seren And Danni Hit The Beach
Heading to the beach this weekend? Be sure to keep an eye out for Seren and Danni. They may not always remember the basics of beachgoing (like bringing a swimsuit), but they sure know how to have a good time. More » -
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Kelly Andrews And Madison Welch Do Wimbeldon
We've been trying to pay attention to the action over at Wimbledon, we swear...but somehow, we just keep finding ourselves distracted by the ball girls. There's just something about them that's got our attention... More » -
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Una Grujic, Our Perfect Match
Nice to meet you, Una. We have so much in common! You like "Scarface," we like "Scarface;" you like pasta, we like pasta; you like being naked, we like looking at you naked...it's like we're soulmates or something. More » -
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Kitty Lea Popped In To Say Hello (And Brought Her Hot Friends With Her)
Kitty, Rekha, Madi. Madi, Rekha, Kitty. They're all so beautiful, we can't decide which girl we like best. Luckily, we don't have to choose...thanks to Front, we can have all three at once! More » -
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Who Has Britain's Best Real Boobs?
ZOO wants you to decide which of these lovely ladies deserves the esteemed title of "Best Real Boobs in Britain" (the stunning Sammy Braddy earned the honor last year). More » -
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Say Hello To The Babes Of Summer
With every season, a new crop of busty babes comes of age, getting ready to take their place in the glossy pages of the lad mags of the day. And Rosie Jones is here to help us all get acquainted. More » -
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Kaylee Carver, Secret Nudist?
We may have heard a rumor that young Kaylee Carver likes to frequent beaches...in the nude. Well, Kaylee—if its more than just a rumor, we know a great beach that'd love to having you come sun yourself. More » -
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Rosie Jones Uses Boobs To Perform Miracle
We thought for sure that we'd never recover from seeing Sascha Baron Cohen in a lime green mankini...but apparently, Rosie Jones really does have the power to heal all. God bless that sweet, sweet girl. More » -
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Ashley Emma's Got Talent!
ZOO wants you to know that Ashley Emma's got talent. And by talent, they appear to mean "a nice rack." Though we're pretty sure that's more of a gift than a talent, now that we think of it. More » -
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Jennifer Clark And Chanelle Hayes: From Big Brother To Nuts
Ah, the life cycle of reality TV stars: brought up from obscurity and into pseudocelebrity, churned through the tabloid mill, and, finally, celebrated once more in the hallowed pages of the UK's finest lad mags (currently featuring Big Brother alumnae Jennifer Clark and Chanelle Hayes). More » -
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Front Gives Us A Peek At The Boobs Of Summer
With Memorial Day Weekend a quickly fading memory, summer is officially in session (well, according to everyone except for our calendar, at least). And what better way to celebrate summer than with a rousing round of topless girls lounging by the pool? More » -
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On Set With Rosie Jones And Kaylee Carver (And Their Boobs!)
If you're anything like us—and we're betting that you are—you spend a good portion of your day wondering what, exactly, goes on on the set of a topless photo shoot. This video promises to unlock that very sexy secret. More » -
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Jessica Jane Clement Knows How To Hustle
Being American, we are, unfortunately, denied access to "The Real Hustle," a television program(me) in which Jessica Jane and her cohorts explain magic tricks and scams to the public. Alas, we suppose we'll just have to make do with these sultry bikini pix. More » -
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India For All Seasons
We always heard that India was lovely in the spring...and what do you know, she is! We're pretty sure she's lovely in the autumn and winter... though she might be a little too hot for us in the summer (girls in bikinis have been known to be dangerous!). More » -
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Planes, Trains, Automobiles... And Anett Bocsi
Anett Bocsi certainly seems to like her cars (and planes, and motorcycles). Fitting, really—cause she's got the kind of curves that make us want to take a ride. More » -
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Five-A-Day Treat: You Daily Dose Of Babes
You watch your carbs, make sure to take all your vitamins, and eat your fruits and veggies—but are you getting enough babes in your daily diet? We're betting no. More » -
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Polish Babe Gabrielle Busts Her Way Into The British Lad Mag Scene
Look out, Eva Wyrwal: there's a new busty Pole looking to win hearts of Nuts readers everywhere. And with her beautiful face—and 32FF boobs—she's definitely got the tools to get the job done. More » -
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Big British Boobs: Is There Anything Better?
To the untrained eye, Nuts's "Big Boob Special" probably looks a lot like, well, every other photo spread in every other issue of Nuts. But we assure you, this one is different. How, you ask? More » -
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(Almost) Endless Eva Wyrwal
Because there's no such thing as too many topless pictures of Eva Wyrwal, Nuts presents "100 Pictures of Eva." For your consideration, we've pulled a handful—but it's really worth viewing the collection in full. More » -
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India Shows Us Her Treasures
Oh, India, it's so nice to see you again—you're looking every bit as lovely as the day we first met. And just as topless, too, we're pleased to see. (frontarmy.co.uk) -
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Rosie And Eva Step Into Summer
The recent heat wave took us by surprise, but it looks like Rosie and Eva were totally prepared for the warming weather. They even had their summer outfits all picked out and ready to go! More » -
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Roxanne Pallett, Smokin' Hot Superstar
A quick Google search for Roxanne Pallett reveals that she is some sort of British actress who's appeared on a handful of reality talent shows—and looks smoking hot in lingerie. More » -
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Katarzyna Chorzepa Can Fly Us Anywhere She Wants
In Soviet Russia, plane pilots you... but in Poland, topless girl pilots plane. Can you guess where we're taking our next vacation? More » -
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Imogen Thomas: Sex, Boobs, And Videotape
First Imogen Thomas was a Big Brother contestant/former Miss Wales, then the subject of a sex tape scandal, then a topless model...and now she's a topless model doing a shoot about her sex tape scandal. More » -
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Gemma Must Be Gaellic For "Incredibly Beautiful Babe"
We've already fallen for Gemma Atkinson, Gemma Arterton, Gemma Massey, and Gemma Newman... we suppose there's no harm in adding one more Gemma to the list. Gemma Merna, consider yourself Crush Objected! More » -
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When Nuts Girls Run A Marathon, Everyone Wins
Someone needs to tell these girls that taking your shirt off actually makes it harder to run a marathon...unless they're trying to win by distracting their opponents with their fantastic racks. Is that even legal?
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Kelly Andrews Is (Topless) Poetry In Motion
You may be asking yourself, as we often do, if there's any joy in life quite as sweet as gazing upon photos of the amazingly put together—and outrageously proportioned—Kelly Andrews. Well, we've found one. More » -
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Abi Titmuss Returns!
It's been (gasp!) years since we last heard from the aptly named Abi Titmuss, but we're pleased to see she's back—and still in fighting form, we might add. More »
























