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Rosie Jones, Further Topless Testing

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Did you know that Rosie Jones can take her top off while hula hooping? Gorgeous tits aside, that is really damn impressive. We can't hula hoop, period.

Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Staying Fit, The Rosie Jones Way!

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Hey, ladies! Do you love staying fit, but find push-ups too difficult to do? No worries! With this handy guide by Rosie Jones, you'll be the envy of all the jocks at the gym!

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Rhian Sugden And Kelly Andrews Combine Powers

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

You know what happens when two gorgeous Brit babes press their breasts together, right? Wonder Twin powers, activate!

And don't start with that "Kelly's a brunette! Rhian is blonde! They can't be Wonder Twins!" because that's just silly. Everyone knows that hair color, skin color, weight, height, facial features, and genetics have nothing to do with activating powers with a twin. All that matters is relative cup size. Either way, even if they're not feeling activated by their boobs, we certainly are.

· Hot British Babes Pressing Their Boobies Together (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Thought We Were Done With Calendars?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Nope. Not when Front Magazine has a preview of their 2010 calendar. It doesn't matter how small your room is, there is always more wall space for naked ladies who tell you the date.

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard In Nuts' "Naughty Issue"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Really, Nuts: is a "Naughty Issue" necessary? It's not as if all the other issues were about tea parties and volunteer work with the elderly. (Not that we're complaining!)

Nonetheless, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, and a slew of other Brit babes do their best to behave badly with their boobs out, and talk about all the dirty, wicked sexual acts they've engaged in. Scandalous!

· Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard Are Like Damn (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Bow Down Before Your British Boob Overlords

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Nuts Magazine has gone and named the "Best Boobs of the Year" without even consulting us. And boobs are so personal, you can't just say one is the best. They've got some nerve.

Luckily, they break it down into specific categories: "Most-Ogled Boobs," "Soapy Boobs," and "Lesbo Boobs" are only a few of the Olympic arenas where breasts can compete for glory. But if you thought these choices were controversial, just imagine how much fuss there'll be when they name the Best Boobs of the Decade. Beware the Boob Riots of 2010.

· NUTS - Best boobs of the year (dailypoa.com)

Stripping Around The World: Argentina Edition

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

If you're traveling to Argentina, don't bother brushing up on your Spanish, or even your Rioplatense; you need to learn the regional dialect of stripping. This young Argentinean will be your guide.

Consider yourself an anthropologist/linguist. How do her breasts figure into the syntactic structure, and what do they convey? Her head periodically disappears: does this represent a cultural belief about the hidden identity of the performer, or is it just a limit imposed by the webcam? Ponder these questions while you watch her feel herself up. Maybe do the same for Nigeria, too.

· World Strip: Argentina! (zootoday.com)

Relish The Holy Union Of Lucy Pinder And Eva Wyrwal

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

Why haven't these two ever done a shoot together before? They're both better endowed than the Ivy Leagues, you'd think someone would've suggested this sooner.

We're awfully fortunate to have a magazine like Nuts put two and two (boobs) together and give us something like this. Where else can you find Eva Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder using each other's hands as (not very effective) bras?

· Lucy Pinder, Eva Wyrwal Topless for Nuts (nsfwpoa.com)

Leah Francis Needs All The Seats On This Bus

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Because not even a double-decker can contain all of her beauty.

It seems like Nuts Magazine is really into the idea of girls gallivanting about London in the nude. First they post those pictures of Rhian Sugden topless in a taxi, and now this. What's next? Tits in the Tube? Too obvious. Busty Babes on Big Ben? Getting somewhere. Hot Tail on the EuroRail? And now we're out of jokes.

· Stripping in Public (nuts.co.uk)

Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.)

Do you think this was an actual taxi? How much would you have to pay the driver to do something like this? Probably nothing.

· Rhian's topless taxi ride (nuts.co.uk)

Nudity Will Save Our Music Programs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

If we had only stuck with the recorder past 3rd grade, we could be hanging out with this chick right now.

How can people be willing to cut funding for music class? Not only does music help your math comprehension skills, it also increases your chances to jam with naked ladies. Don't the youth deserve that? ZOO Magazine thinks so.

· The World's Rudest Musician (zootoday.com)

ZOO Makes A Karaoke Competition Actually Bearable To Watch

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Hey, do you like listening to people sing karaoke songs? Not really? Hmm...well, okay, do you like to see topless girls doing anything? Yeah, we thought you might say yes to that one. And so did ZOO.

Yes, some of the girls in their topless karaoke competition may not have the best set of pipes—but if you turn the sound down, we think you'll find their other charms more than make up for any musical failings they might have.

· Topless Karaoke (zootoday.com)

Sophie Reade's Star Is Rising

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Now that Sophie Reade's got a spot on Big Brother, she's not just any old topless model: she's a topless model who's on TV. And to think: we can say that we knew her way back when. (zootoday.com)

India And Hannah Find Beauty In Nature

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

In all the talk of bikinis and beaches (and pools), we nearly forgot our other favorite summer pastime: camping! Leave it to Loaded to remind us of the beauty of going au natural.

Q&A With Sammy Braddy's Awe Inspiring Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

You've got questions about Sammy Braddy's boobs, and she's got answers. Particularly if the question is, "What do they look like naked?" (zootoday.com)

Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other?

Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Takes The Babes On A Naked Vacation

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Keeley Hazell may have sworn off topless sunbathing, but her former lad mag pals are still quite happy to take it off on the beach. For which we are truly grateful.

Alice Goodwin: Zoo's Top (And Topless!) Babe

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Alice Goodwin may have taken her time taking her top off, but now that she's given in to popular demand, it seems she's quite content to stay au natural. No wonder she was rated #1 in Zoo's Hot 101.

It's like we always say...good things come to those who show their tatas. (Well, something like that. We're a little fuzzy on the exact phrasing.)

· Alice Goodwin (zootoday.com)

Superheroes: They're Just Like Us!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:00:00 EDT

They hang out with topless girls! And read swank lad mags! Who knew that Batman was such a fan of ZOO? (Think he reads Fleshbot too?) (zootoday.com)

When Leah Met Emma...And Everyone Got Naked

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

"When Leah Met Emma" may not have the mass recognition of, say, "When Harry Met Sally," but we feel certain it's only a matter of time before the two artistic masterpieces are viewed on equal footing.

Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)
Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)
Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)
Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)
Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)