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more about #straight more comments → Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » -
#fleshflicks
Lacie Heart Knows How To Win Over Ours
We're not sure what sort of exclusive academy Lacie Heart attended to learn her seductive ways and girly wiles—but however much time (and money) she spent on her training... it was worth it. More » -
#topten
Towers Of Pleasure: Our Favorite Tall Pornstars... In Action
It's a general rule in porn that male performers are short (to make the cocks look bigger) and female performers are shorter. Hence the proliferation of pint-size wonders like Joanna Angel and Jesse Jane. More » -
#hardcore
Katsuni French Vietnamese Sexual Hybrid Runs On 100 % Renewable Energy
Long, long before the green revolution swept across the face of North America, many other countries were turning out competitive hybrids. Take, for example, France, the birthplace of exotic porn star Katsuni, where romantic experimentations led to the creation of a French/Vietnamese hybrid that runs on nothing but hard injections of piping hot man chowder (and you thought they just invented democracy, existentialism, and the ménage a trois!). We like to imagine that some Barry White was playing on the hi-fi in the background at the time—you know, just to keep ourselves in the blend.
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#negativeattention
You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni
Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M. More » -
#dvd
Lacie Heart: (Faithful) Sexual Freak
After being raised on a steady diet of reality television and celebrity magazines, even the most average looking young girl carries a burning desire in her chubby little fast food clogged heart to one day be a star. More and more of these dirty little angels have surrendered the dream of being the next Angelina Jolie for the dream of being the next Jenna. Who are we to burst their bubble and let them know that they don’t have what it takes to make the grade?
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#legs
Photoplay: "Jack's Leg Show 3"
Unless it's a real specialty title, most porn movies display a lot of leg already. So what does a mainstream adult company like Digital Playground do when they want to attract the leg and toe crowd (and some leg people don't like foot people, and some foot people don't like toe people—it's an ancient rivalry) but don't want to alienate the boob and neck lobby? More » -
#highereducation
Porn Valley Dispatch: Teach Ashley To Write A Business Letter
The archetype of the stripper working her (or his) way through college has become an uniquely American success story. And while we have no problem with naked pleas for money from those who are themselves naked, pornstress Ashley Steel'snewperennial paysite, Send Ashley To College, makes us wonder how she is "pursuing a doctorate in psychology" when some junior college graduated her without first determining if she could write a cover letter. More »




