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#listmania
Penthouse Salutes The Hottest WAGs Of The NFL
Professional football kicks off next week—so what better time to salute the lovely ladies who've paired up with players? This month's issue of Penthouse takes a long hard look at the top ten NFL WAGs. More » -
#celebrity
Battle Of The Asses: J. Lo Vs. Kim Kardashian
In their "Friday Ass Off," Yuhmm.com wants you to decide whether Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez has the better ass. If you ask us, they're both winners (and with this picture in front of our eyes, so are we). (yuhmm.com) -
#scandal
Kardashian Porn Spoof Lands Hustler In Hot Water
Months ago, we reported that Hustler was shooting a porn spoof of Kim Kardashian's reality show—not to be confused with Venom's earlier porn spoof of the same subject, or, furthermore, the actual Kim Kardashian porn. More » -
#celebrity
Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Curves, Boyfriend In GQ
While we're waiting for Kim Kardashian to shoot asecondbetter sex tape (it could happen!), or at least do another Playboy shoot, we can all tide ourselves over with these photos from GQ. More » -
#celebritybikiniwatch
Kim Kardashian Makes Some Important Adjustments
It seems safe to say we'll never get tired of watching Kim Kardashian prancing around on the beach in a bikini, splashing around in the waves, adjusting her top, running on the beach, adjusting her bikini bottoms, adjusting her top, adjusting her top... sorry, we were miles away there. The point is, um, Kim Kardashian spent the weekend at the beach—and we got pictures. See the glory that is Kim after the jump. We'll be back after a short, uh, break. More » -
#starstheyrejustlikeus
Caught On Tape: Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes
Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we've made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane. More » -
#celebritybikiniwatch
More Girls Of Summer: Top Ten Celebrity Bikini Watch Moments
As Labor Day Weekend quickly approaches, so too does the end of summer — and with it, the end of bikini season. (Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere or one of those perpetually warm climates, in which case we're totally jealous). As we say goodbye to warm weather and scantily clad beach babes, we'd like to offer up a salute to the some of our favorite girls of summer. Won't you relive some of our favorite celebrity bikini memories with us after the jump? After all: summer doesn't have to end until you want it to. More » -
#celebritybikiniwatch
Kim Kardashian, Quick Change Bikini Artist
We're not sure if these pictures are from two different days, or if Kim Kardashian happened to change suits in the middle of the day ... but we're pretty miffed at whatever photographer dropped the ball and didn't get pictures of the inbetween naked time. On the plus side, Kim does look pretty damn hot in her bikinis. Almost hot enough to make us forget that she's not naked! Click thumbnail for gallery. More » -
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#pornofthemoment
Audrey Bitoni Is "Getting It Up With The KardASSians"
Perhaps Audrey Bitoni does not have as much back as Kim Kardashian, and we hasten to point out that the DVD makes clear that "any similarity to any person is purely coincidental". More » -
#yearinreview
Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too
Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don't know what it's like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you've walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn't periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It's true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren't nearly as entertaining. More » -
#kimkardashian
Vivid is planning to release a new "uncut" edition of "Kim Kardashian: Superstar" that will last over 100 minutes! Because the problem with the original slow and lifeless version was that it wasn't long enough. (avn.com) -
#boobs
You didn't ask for it, but you got it anyway—Kim Kardashian's "accidental" Playboy nudes are out there, making the final stage of her plan for world domination complete. We hope so, because we don't know how much more we can take. (dailypoa.com) -
#boobs
For those of you who still care about her—and we know you're out there—here's a sneak preview of Kim Kardashian's Playboy shoot, courtesy of her reality TV show. Don't act like you're not watching it, because the E! channel isn't on the air for nothing. (mediabom.tv) -
#sextapes
Vivid is preparing to release mysterious new footage of Kim Kardashian doing who knows what. (And just in time for her new reality show. How terribly inconvenient!) Please, Vivid—give us a chance to recover from the last one, will you? (transworldnews.com + nytimes.com) -
#shocking
Kim Kardashian posed for what was supposed to be a classy, clothed photoshoot for Playboy, but surprise! ... she took her boob out and it should end up in the magazine. That just seems so unlike her, doesn't it? (usmagazine.com) -
#wtf
Our pals at Pornzio have posted a roundup of their favorite gross-out porn moments, including accidental vomiting from deep throating, sharting, and Kim Kardashian. (Yes, you've been warned.) It's chock full of links to paysites and TGP galleries, but worth a gander if you're curious and have a strong stomach. Not to mention a high tolerance for Kim Kardashian. (pornzio.com) -
#intentionallyfunnyporn
DVD Review: "Stood Up"
If you want your top-notch millennial porn mixed with late 80's standup comedy, then "Stood Up" is for you. The fictionalized (think of Gore Vidal's "Lincoln" except with sweet, sweet Lanny Barby getting double-teamed by a dude and a hot chick) tale of Howard Stern regular "The Reverend" Bob Levy's travails in the cutthroat world of comics, "Stood Up" is worth a thousand Kim Kardashians. More » -
#mondoboobo
Kim Kardashian says she really likes Jessica Simpson's boobs. Now that we know we have something in common, can we finally put all that crappy sex tape business behind us? We'll try not to mention it again if she won't. (laragmag.com) -
#hype
Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: J-Ho Didn't Chop Down a Cherry Tree, Either
In our scrupulous research, we have learned that excessive porn press actually hurts movie sales, unless the performers are already semi-famous outside of porn. Thus a world where the hype for the "Britney Rears" movies did not translate into actual sales exists alongside a Vivid salesman's (suspect?) assertion that "the Kim Kardashian tape sold over 100,000 copies, so someone must have liked it, Gram." More »
