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more about #straight more comments → otko: I heard she was arrested. For being too sexy. By Eric Estrada. For real. Just kidding more » otko: Mmmmmm. + extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness. more » otko: Good morning is right. Love the toe spreading more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Altogether love this, but really, I can hardly get past my "jealousy" at how wide she can spread her toes. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Talk about the shackles!" -- as heard on theONION comedy cd Not for Broadcast* *Which I dutifully played on my college radio show, oh, so many (ten!... more » Conrad: I remember the orgy scene from the high school version of Macbeth. So so wrong. more » offred: She proves the point that there ain't no party like an S-Club party. more » -
#dvd
We've Got A Big-Ass Fixation With "Big Ass Fixation 5"
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em. More » -
#hardcore
Tom Byron Wrestles With His Demons In "Big Ass Fixation 5"
Powerful urges course through us all when we see the ample, beautiful curves of a bubble butt. For some this impulse translates into a momentary lapse of reason, fleeting as dew hit by the morning sun. More » -
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From Both Sides Now
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#hardcore
Riley Steele & Stoya Simulate Hyper Sexual Black Sunshine
Riley Steele is honestly one of the most adorable and mesmerizing pornstars to ever hit the adult industry. Matching her up against Stoya seems almost like overkill—like smashing ants with a sledgehammer. More » -
#pornofthemoment
Solved! The Mystery Of Ava Rose's Mysterious Box Cover Shot
We've finally figured out what movie this photo Ava Rose tweeted a few months ago was from: "Battle of the Asses." The Fleshbot OTB is now taking bets on whose ass wins (anyone want to throw out an over-under?). More » -
#hardcore
“Soul In The Hole” Brings Us One Step Closer To Real Racial Transcendence
After careful consideration, we've decided that if famed poet Alan Ginsberg were to make one straight interracial gonzo porn for Hustler, it would have been "Soul in the Hole." We're still waiting on Norman Mailer's. More » -
#hardcore
Jenny Hendrix Impaled On Ginormous Black Cock, But In A Good Way
If you're NOT interested in seeing Jenny Hendrix getting her sweet, young ass pumped chock full of ginormous, throbbing black fuck stick, then by all means just ignore this link. It won't hurt our feelings. More »


