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    FrankN.Stein: I can't wait till she gets promoted in the movies and may wear the golden uniform ;) more »
    otko: Oh boy I bet Eva Green in The Dreamers is fucking FABULOUS on blu-ray. If that ever hits blu-ray, I just might have to do something about it. Otherw... more »
    thexpert: Uh, duh? Totally idolized the severed 'head' growing up. more »
    bmonkey: Lux, wow, you know how to pick the models...good job more »
    bmonkey: Carla is a gorgeous woman; shame the bids weren't higher... more »
    bmonkey: This is the all-you-can-eat special, right? more »
    FrancesTheMute: I'm with you, Lux. Argentina it is! more »
    FrancesTheMute: Seriously, when are these dumbass celebrities going to realize, if you make a sex tape with someone and you are famous, that tape is going to end up o... more »
    FrancesTheMute: she is quite lovely! more »
    FrancesTheMute: proof yet again that women are staying younger looking longer, whether that is just due to better living and exercise, or by artificial means (plastic... more »
    angelicbeef: i let fleshbot sift through to find the good stuff, wouldn't mind more than blowjob videos all the time though more »
    riffleraffle: SPANKWIRE more »
    Ruthless, If you let me: I had quite the obsession with Ms. Seymour (& Christensen too) in my early teen days. She still looks amazing. Like someone found a stash of pics from... more »
    stradric: You should check out the go-getter on celebritymoviearchive. Not quite nude, but you can see nipple and half an ass. more »
    BlackANUS: How about a pole (not of the stripper variety) about users' favorite streaming sites? Could be very...ummm...useful for helping readers find new sites. more »
  • #celebrityskin

    We'd Rather Look At Keeley Hazell Than... Anything Else

    It really doesn't matter what Keeley Hazell is promoting, we'll buy in. It could be "Keeley Hazell For the Abolishment of Obscenities" and we'd only start to question the naked prophet's words halfway into burning our massive porn stash. More »
  • #debates

    The Debate Over Topless Sunbathing Rages On...And Keeley Hazell Shocks Us All

    Topless sunbathing—once de rigueur on European beaches—has fallen on hard times. Last summer, we heard it was officially out of fashion, now some French beaches are even fining women who attend the beach sans top. More »
  • #babes

    Keeley Hazell's 2010 Calendar Confirms Our Suspicions

    We've suspected for a while now that our dear Keeley Hazell might have—gasp!—given up the naked girl gig, and moved into what's known as "non-naked modeling." And the preview for her 2010 calendar seems to offer confirmation. More »
  • #babes

    Keeley Hazell, As She Was

    Not a day goes by that we don't find ourselves thinking fondly of Keeley Hazell, and those halcyon days when she'd take her top off in front of a camera. Keeley may never return to the lad mag life...but at least we can still enjoy these classic pictures. More »
  • #babes

    Keeley Hazell: A Remembrance Of Times Topless

    Keeley may have left the topless biz to run her modeling agency...but at least we'll always have our memories. Like that time we went on vacation to the beach with Keeley and her busty friends. More »
  • #fleshbotrequests

    The View From Below: Underboobs For Everyone!

    If we had to pick our favoritest boob part, it would have to be the underboob. Nipples are nice, and cleavage is forever, but the curve of the underboob is just too delicious to be ignored. More »
  • #babes

    Ask Men Reveals The Ninety-Nine Top Women In The World (For This Year, At Least)

    Once a year, the gates of heaven open up and bestow a great gift of knowledge upon us. Yes, kids, it's time for AskMen.com's annual list of the Top 99 Women in the world. More »
  • #babes

    Keeley Hazell Returns, Fleshbot Rejoices

    It's been so long since we've seen Keeley Hazell's boobs, we almost thought she'd give up the naked girl gig and started focusing on modeling in clothes or something. (Or maybe her music?) More »
  • #music

    Babes And Bands: A Porn Rocker Retrospective

    It has just come to our attention that Hustler cover girls Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan have formed a band. But they're not the only ladies of the adult industry to test the music waters. More »
  • #keeleyhazell

    In Defense Of Keeley Hazell (And Naked Babes Everywhere)

    This was surprising even to us, but the earliest post you can find on Fleshbot with the same byline as this one was about Keeley Hazell. Ok, it's actually not that surprising given our track record—just a happy coincidence. She's been on our mind a lot the last couple of years, and even more in the last couple of days since reading this defense of Page 3 girls in The Sun. Apparently, some folks think that it's bad for women to take their shirts off in the newspaper everyday, but the author—a self-described "arch-feminist"—believes that, given the alternatives, topless babes are the very definition of freedom! Hear, hear! In honor of that sentiment, here's a look back at some of Keeley's greatest blows against oppression. More »
  • #glamourgirls

    Photographer Frank White Brings Our Favorite Babes To Life

    Frank White is a man after our own heart. Not only do we dig his clean and sharp photography style, and his website overflowing with copious galleries of beautiful women (although we don't dig the autoplaying music), it seems that he deals almost exclusively with the buxom British lad mag girls we've come to know and love. Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, Ami Grove, Emma Frain, Seren Gibson, Emily Scott—they're all here and looking better than ever. Even The Keeley makes a guest appearance! All of which makes us realize that for every lad mag post we've pondered over the years, there's a gutsy photographer who worked hard to bring it to us ... if you want to call spending all your time with babes like this "work." More »
  • #babes

    Keeley Hazell's 2009 Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Lives

    Ever since we got our 2008 Keeley Hazell calendar, we've been counting down the days until her 2009 edition would arrive on our digital doorstep. (Which was pretty difficult, because we're pretty sure there are no actual dates on that thing. And WTF is a digital doorstep anyway?) We didn't see as much of our gal in '08 as we would have liked, but it's good to see that her devotion to shooting topless photos in sets of twelve remains intact. Although come to think of it, it is tough that we only get to see her naked breasts once a month. Is it too soon to be thinking about 2010? More »
  • #thisweekinladmags

    Keeley Hazell Is Right On Time

    Do you feel the summer doldrums coming on? You know, the feeling of time slowing down and being stuck in a cubicle/on the internet all day where nothing interesting happens because everyone else in the world is apparently at a beach somewhere having more fun than you? (Or maybe that's just us?) Well, whatever malady has befallen you, it's Keeley Hazell to the rescue. Her tireless devotion to your entertainment has resulted in a new photo spread in Nuts magazine and it's probably exactly what you were looking for at this particular moment. It's like she always knows exactly what to do to cheer everybody up. It's spooky, huh? More »
  • #interviews

    The Keeley Hazell Interview: Wherein Your Editor Receives A Rude Awakening

    We've been following Keeley Hazell's life and times for quite a while now, but what do we really know about her? Do we really understand her? More importantly, does she understand us? We've always thought that there was a special unspoken bond between our humble selves and the beautiful bombshell, but her answers to this questionnaire make us think otherwise. For starters, she doesn't like the word "glamour" to describe what she does, which is fair enough. ("Boobie model" is probably out too, huh?) But then there's this exchange: More »