Long before Naughty By Nature was putting people up on the knowledge of how to get down with OPP, the art of sneaking in and getting some on the down low was well established. Dirty rock legend and king of lizard people Jim Morrison used to croon on at length begging to be your "backdoor man." Everyone from the milk man to Quagmire can testify that sometimes life isn't exactly black and white and the human animal was never meant to be monogamous, even if our hearts sometimes feel that way. Celeste will attest, like Tweety quoting JT Leroy quoting the Bible, that "the heart is deceitful above all things."

Katsuni takes the lead in this shamefully good testament to infidelity. We are not sure how she keeps looking better and better as time passes. Maybe it's all the hot sex, or those deep moans that rock her body as they leave her pretty throat, like a mockingbird's song coerced out by the hard pounding her sweet, tiny, drooling cunt is receiving. We love you Katsuni, by any name you chose to perform under.

Joining her in the act of emotionally complicating their lives are sexy divas Tori Black, Jenna Presley, and Mason Moore, which makes this another Digital Playground powerhouse release. Jenna Presley looks amazing with those new tits. Tori Black is ridiculously hot. The way she sucks cock blows our minds. It just looks like it feels good. How can we expect these young engines of desire to devote themselves to one man? It's just not fair to put these beautiful young women in this position. All they ever wanted was to please you. All they ever wanted was to be loved, really loved, for who they are – right down to their dirty, hot pink core.

"Is He There?" comes out on December 1st 2009. Celeste (and the box cover) remind us that there is a thin line between love and lust. Now check out this sample Digital Playground sent over and remember, that while you can sleep with your buddies girl you cannot steal this gallery. Your buddy needs a new lawyer if he's going to keep up with Team DP.

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It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Lisa Ann and Scott Nails
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Yes, once again Angelina Armani has utterly slain us with her devastating beauty and white hot scintillating scenes. The ultimate sultry blonde sex goddess with the smoldering stare has crawled up under our skin again and possessed us with her ravenous demon lust for which there is no known cure. The only thing left to ask is, how the hell does she always manage to do that? It's sad to see her leave Digital Playground, one of the few production companies out there who guarantee the kind of high quality we insist on for our Armani. We simply will not abide the sacrilege of her working with inferior talent in boring, poorly lit scenes! No siree!

Perhaps because the wound is not as fresh, we feel less shock seeing sexy little slut princess Katsuni once again reminding us why we love her so very, very much. Words fail us when this little spinner gets her motor fully revved up, while other body parts pick up the slack...if you catch our drift.

Joining the ghosts of Digital Playground past are ridiculously hot big tit queen Nikki Benz and breathtaking brunette Madison Ivy. Truth be told, Nikki Benz personifies the whole reason we watch porn in the first place—to see girls who look like her taking fat cocks and loving it.

Our (metaphorical) hats go off to Celeste for once again providing us with such amazing fare. The casting alone is enough to make this purchase pay for itself in spank hours.

"You & Us" releases next week from Digital Playground, who owns all the rights to these pictures we are about to share. Behave yourselves, okay? Thanks.

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Since then, we've kept an eager eye out for any porn featuring her.

Lucky for us, then, that New Sensations has put her at the top of the list, and on the front of the box, for their latest stereotype-enabling, all Asian sextravaganza "I Love Asians 10"—which also showcases such dolls as Leili Koshi, Shai Lee, Mya Luanna, Yumi, Katsuni, Keeani Lei, Kaiya Lynn, Tia Tanaka, Kayme Kai, Tomo Paradise, Lana Violet, and London Keys.

What can we say about this exquisite garden of yellow skinned delight? Only a true asiaphile can understand what it means to really catch yellow fever, the sweetest life long affliction, and have it change everything that you love forever and ever. If we have to stop and explain to you why it's just too easy to fall in love when we see their silky skin, jet black straight hair, tiny smiles, lithe bodies, brown nipples, and steaming hot gashes, chances are you've missed the point altogether. That's okay though—it just leaves more for us to love.

"I Love Asians 10" drops this week from New Sensations. Praise Buddha!

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It's just the latest offering in Digital Playground's vocation themed series, which has covered "Cheerleaders" and "Babysitters" so far. No word yet as to whether "Taxidermists," "Dental Hygienists," and girls who specialize in "Home Gun Repair" will eventually make the list.

If you only plan on buying one movie this year, let us know, because we're going to have to file for unemployment soon (we don't advise it). That being said, this movie could hold our attention for months on end, just from the cast alone. It makes for a great porno movie—which is good, because, in all honesty, as a viable health care training instructional video, this thing is just awful.

We're not sure where these, uh-hum, "ladies" received their "accreditation" but we have to tell them that they're doing this all wrong. First of all, these guys don't need hot, sweaty, heart pumping, acrobatic sex from mindblowingly hot morally uninhibited fuck puppets! Okay? They're sick! They need rest—not ball draining, soul quenching, full release! What the hell, right? How are they ever going to get better if these self absorbed nymphomaniacs keep screwing all the bodily fluids out of them?

But all jokes aside, this movie, like so much of what they do over there at Digital Playground, is simply masterful. For those of you who think we show DP a lot of love, movies like this vindicate our encomium—with room to spare. So stop hating and enjoy the plethora of amazing sample pictures... and then go buy this movie in regular DVD or on Blu-Ray.

The wait is over. "Nurses" releases this week from Digital Playground.

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True, creampies may not be quite as common as their face-focused sibling—but in our book, that just makes them even more delectable. Whether it's cupcakes, candies, or women, we've never been able to resist a cream-filled delight.

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Holly Wood Creampie (youporn.com)

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Katsumi double teamed and stuffed (pornhub.com)

*****

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You may find yourself wondering how, exactly, a young member of the armed forces would find her way into the naked service; but it's actually not as strange a transition as you might think. As we can clearly see in this surveillance video, the French navy has some very progressive methods of team building—methods that bear a very close resemblance to the team building methods seen on a porn set. In fact, we hear Katsuni wasn't the only member of her training group to transition into the adult arts. (And they said the military didn't do anything for the world!)

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But, fans of diversity that we are, we love to see tall women en flagrante delicto as well. There's something about those long, elegant limbs that really gets us going. And what better way to celebrate those long, elegant limbs than with a video roundup? Not only are these women long in the torso... they're also long on the sexy. (Sorry, we couldn't resist.)

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Katsuni: 5'9"

Lacie Heart: 5'9"

Janine: 5'8"

Gianna Michaels: 5'10"

Ashley Long: 5'11"

Lexi Bardot: 5'11"

Faith Leon: 5'11"

Nikki Grind: 5'11''

Angel Long: 6'

Rhiannon Bray: 5'11"

*****

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You might trust the guidebook, but we'd rather go with the pornstar—which is why, while at AEE, we took the opportunity to ask the lovely Katsuni where we should go when in Paris. Now if only we could convince her to make the trip with us.

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In the spirit of hope, and change, and biraciality, we're celebrating the dawn of 2009 the best way we know how: with a slew of multiracial pornstars. As women who come from complicated heritages, they're perfectly poised to lead us into the future and—who knows?—maybe even change the face of porn.

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Roxy Jezel

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Alexis Silver

Maya Hills

Mei Kasahara

Katsuni

Jayna Oso

Tera Patrick

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· New This Week: Katsuni Sexual Freak 10 (popporn.com)

It’s been a rough ride through hard fuck town for the stunning beauty—though, ironically enough, it's been due to legal issues rather than prurient ones. After an expensive legal process unfairly wrested her first nom de guerre from her (and burdened her with a consequent fine), the lascivious doll morphed consonants and continued her rampage across the face of the industry, mesmerizing fans and enemies alike with her white hot libido and unforgettable sexual performances.

This week Digital Playground directress Celeste returns with the latest incarnation of Katsuni’s ever expanding sexual empire—"Katsuni: Sexual Freak 10." In addition to Digital Playground stars Katsuni, Shay Jordan, and Lacie Heart; the title rounds out with Renee Sky and Micah Moore. These dirty angels' willfully deviant performances add to the growing list of peccadilloes that keep us warm through the long, cold winter nights—mea culpa! Once again, other studios could learn a thing or two from Celeste (and Robby D—whose touch is all over this volume as well) about lighting, camera work, art department, casting, and, last but not least, style.

"Katsuni: Sexual Freak 10" releases this week. All images are courtesy (and property) of Digital Playground. Behave yourself.

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We hope Katsuni knows that deep down, she is not the only Sexual Freak. Seriously, look around—Teagan is a Sexual Freak. Shay Jordan is a Sexual Freak, Sophia Santi is a Sexual Freak. Stoya, Audrey Bitoni, Lacie Heart—all Sexual Freaks. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could all get together and just feel normal? Can’t you imagine Digital Playground’s new line of films, starting with "Jesse Jane(TM): Well-Adjusted Secure Girl" (a celeste punt)?

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Read our review of "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" after the gap.

Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge

Here's how much money went into "Pirates 2." When I opened the 4-disc box, three crisp hundred-dollar bills slid out. There was a code on Disc 1 that allowed me half off a 2008 Saturn Vue at the Porn Valley Galpins. There were free helicopter rides to the Van Nuys airport, and either Stoya or Riley Steele is contractually obligated to deliver your "Pirates 2" personally, wearing nothing but your family coat of arms or company logo bodypainted across her eager frame.

But I only speak from personal experience. Your mileage may vary.

A movie of excesses, "Pirates 2" is also an earnest attempt to be a family comedy – much like the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies were, except with rimjobs in it. There are portions of the script devoted to loyalty, believing in oneself, and sticking up for friends that would not be out of place on "Hannah Montana." That these elements appear discretely between scenes of guys coming on each other (just from a porn angle, "Pirates 2" is dirtier and riskier than your average mainstream adult movie) was an uncomfortable marriage of childish themes with very adult ones, as if Digital Playground were trying to let the Sarah Palin demographic know that fisting was "super."

The first joke told by anyone who writes about porn (and a joke he is under the mistaken impression of thinking he has invented) is the one about the sequels. It goes like this: "Whoriental Sex Academy 4 addresses the vital questions left unanswered by Whoriental Sex Academies 1 through 3."

"Pirates 2," on the other hand, really does pick up where its predecessor left off, cannily depending on familiarity with (and perhaps ownership of) 2005's "Pirates" to figure out who "Serena" was and why Captain Evan Stone and First Mate Jesse Jane are searching the Caribbean for her. (Just so you know, Serena is Janine Lindemulder's character from the original. She doesn't appear, Jo-rel or Ben Kenobi-like, in "Pirates 2," however).

An adventure that leads from Jamaica to the (Armenian owned and operated) slave markets to the high seas to the netherworld, where Katsuni's magical Blue Pearl reanimates Tommy Gunn's Stagnetti, "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" really is all over the place, and anyone who expects the story to make sense is, I guess, expecting too much. Ditto for the CGI. The pirate hunters' animated ship moves through animated water, leaving no shadow and displacing none of it. The massive worm slain by Belladonna is about as realistic as Jesse Jane's boobs.

But if the big effects are not even to the standards of late-night Sci Fi Channel fare, the sex and the scope of "Pirates 2" are far beyond what you expect and deserve as average porn consumers. You expect an awful porn script? Here you get one that actually expected something of the actors. You expect scenery chewing from the men? Evan Stone and Steven St. Croix ably comply. You want Jesse Jane and Belladonna to fuck the living daylights out of each other? Check.

Not only that, but the strenuous sex scenes we saw in the theatrical (yes, "Pirates 2," like its predecessor, debuted in a theatre) release are extended in the DVD set. So the thrill you got to see added footage of Minas Tirith when the "Return of the King" Extended Edition came out you can now feel when you see even more of Belladonna's colon.

But in other areas the sheer quantifiables of the movie are distractions. The Stagnetti of the title is, despite Tommy Gunn's performance, useless. He appears toward the end and, as it turns out, anticlimactically. Katsuni's incoherent black widow character was both evil and had boobs. Stagnetti wasn't necessary. The same goes for Sasha Grey. Sure it makes sense for Sasha Grey to be in the biggest porn movie of the year, but her presence and character are as tacked on as when everybody in class has to be in the school play, so suddenly Snow White has 40 dwarves.

And why was Shay Jordan not listed on the box? Her performance was wonderful. And why was Stoya only in a group scene? Both are criminal acts. Further inexplicability is achieved in non-speaking, non-fucking roles for Ange Venus and Adrianna Nicole ("I fell asleep on set," Nicole said.)

Regardless, we persevere. We remember that "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" is a porn movie – and an excellent porn movie - with all the usual limitations even if, as shouted from the boxcover, it is "The Biggest Adult Production in History." We still have four DVDs worth of delightful, turgid nudity.

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Ali Joone
Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Steven St.Croix, Tommy Gunn, Belladonna, Stoya, Riley Steele, Ben English, James Deen, Sasha Grey, Gabriella Fox, David Aaron Clark, your mom, Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Abbey Brooks, Brianna Love, Brea Lynn, Rhylee Richards, Charles Dera, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Marco Banderas

Review by: Gram Ponante

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The biggest American adult industry event prior to January's AVN Expo, the "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" premiere attracted most of the movie's stars including Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Stoya, the sylphlike Riley Steele, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Steven St. Croix, and David Aaron Clark, seen here with Jandi Lin, whose process in his pivotal whore-negotiating scene involved eating two turkey legs.

"I was there for two days of shooting," he said.

The premiere marks the midpoint of "Pirates"-related marketing and publicity, coming more than three years after the debut of its predecessor's first press release and three years before the collected weight of all its publicity efforts will sink the Pacific Rim (which, considering the analingus involved in this movie, would have made a good subtitle).

The only porn stars to arrive dressed like pirates were the swashbuckling Nicki Hunter and Tommy Gunn, the Stagnetti of the title, who wore his evil glass eye.

"I wasn't in the movie much," he said. "But I'm hoping for a Supporting Actor nomination," Gunn said.

"But you were the title character," we observed. Hollywood is so unfair.

Former Digital Playground contract performer Teagan prowled the red carpet for XBiz which, like rival AVN, now features video interviews. If only Sophia Santi and Janine had been there, it would have been a "Pirates" reunion.

Other porn luminaries in attendance were publicity magnet Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, Bobbi Starr (no relation), Ringo Starr (not actually there), Satine Phoenix, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey, who came dressed as Sasha Grey.

As usual, Ange Venus, who plays the inscrutable Katsuni's henchwoman in the movie, attracted most of the attention on the red carpet, wearing almost nothing but her hair. Katsuni by comparison dressed very elegantly. It was as if Venus was going to the MTV Awards and Katsuni to the Golden Globes.

This reporter spent so much time outside that he did not get in on the free bar in the lobby, but by then the movie was starting. The crowd cheered as the first popshot broke over Shay Jordan's prow. We'll give you a review of the movie, that may or may not include the blurb Belladonna is salad tosseriffic!, soon.

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Katsuni (formerly Katsumi)

Katsumi 01 (megarotic.com)

Linsey Dawn McKenzie

The Nerd 1 (megarotic.com)

Layla Jade

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Carmel Moore

Age Of Consent (pornhub.com)

Jodie Moore

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Nikita Denise

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Lanny Barby

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Cathy Barry

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Ashley Long and Angel Long

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· 'Pirates II' Trailer Premieres Online (avn.com)
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· Pirates II: R-Rated Trailer (youtube.com)
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· Katsumi gaped in the office (pornhub.com)