From Best New Web Starlet to Female Performer Of The Year, these pornstars are truly the best of the best (at least according to the awards board)—and since you deserve the best, we'd like to bring you in on the celebration with this fabulous collection of clips depicting this year's award winners in action.

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Best New Web Starlet: Bree Olsen (pornhub.com)

Best Web Starlet: Catalina Cruz

Crossover Star of the Year: Katie Morgan (megaporn.com)

Best MILF/Cougar Performer: Lisa Ann

Female Performer Of The Year: Jenna Haze (pornhub.com)

Best New Starlet: Stoya: From "Stoya Sexy Hot"

Male Performer Of The Year: James Deen (pornhub.com)

Best Male Newcomer: Anthony Rosano (lubetube.com)

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

So who was crowned with glory, and who was left to cry into their dirty martini? View a selection of the award winners below (the full list is available at avn.com).

Best Film - "Cry Wolf," Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Male Newcomer - Anthony Rosano
Best Actor - Evan Stone, "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"
Male Performer of the Year- James Deen
Best New Web Starlet - Bree Olson
Web Starlet of the Year - Catalina Cruz
Best New Starlet - Stoya
Best Actress - Jessica Drake, "Fallen," Wicked Pictures
Best Director Feature - Joone, "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"
Female Performer of the Year - Jenna Haze
Best Video Feature - Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge
MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year - Lisa Ann
The Jenna Jameson Crossover Star Of The Year - Katie Morgan

· 2009 AVN Award-Winners Announced (avn.com)

Read our review after the jump.

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"Ashlynn Goes to College 2"
Studio: New Sensations
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, Sabrina Rose, Katie Morgan, Brooke Banner, Tommy Gunn

Review by Gram Ponante

"If there's going to be a rich bitch center of attention," says Margot, Ashlynn's college roommate, "it should be me, God damn it. I'm a delicate snowflake, fuckers."

Ashlynn Brooke's college adventures were too comprehensive to be contained on a single DVD, so we rejoin her as she helps her roommate escape the shadow of her sister Jenny, played by Brooke Banner. Banner is famous around the sorority for the wrong kind of celebrity: a night vision sex tape.

Ashlynn shepherds Margot through rush week at a snooty sorority. As Misty, the head sorority girl, Katie Morgan acts her ass off.

"Do you think my boobs are big? My boyfriend says they're bigger in bed."

Jenny represents the family will that directs Margot to join the sorority or be cut off. What will Ashlynn and Margot do?

Meanwhile, Margot's boyfriend (Tommy Gunn), can't come over because his cable is being upgraded by a female cable guy (Alexis Texas, who looks just like Ashlynn Brooke here). Way to subvert the dominant paradigm! Only when I finished the movie did I realize that the scene just seemed tacked on.

Because I'm famous, I called the movie's writer, Wayne Hentai.

"That scene seemed unnecessary," I said. "Neither Tommy nor Alexis show up or figure in any other scene in the movie."

"It was necessary, in its own way," Hentai said. "Because you get to look at Alexis Texas' ass. Isn't that a reason unto itself?"

The sorority pledges must prove loyalty to their sisters by providing lap dances at an "urban" bar. They don't complain much. I know for a fact it's worse at Vassar.

Monique eases her despair with a bathroom tryst with Misty, who is at first nervous.

"I'm not some kind of thespian," Misty says.

"That joke never gets old!" replies Monique. "Don't worry, I'm not going to ask you to move to Massachusetts and get married or anything."

In the end, Monique isn't forced to join the sorority, and her place in her grandmother's will (yes, this movie has a B story) is secured. While these things are accomplished without Ashlynn's direct involvement, we'll give her the credit anyway, because it's her damn movie.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "Ashlynn Goes to College 2" (gamelink.com)

See what we mean after the gap. (And that guy at Eve Laurence's parts? Not American. But whatever.)

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A sort of "Love, American Style" high-end vignette film directed by Cash Markman and featuring earnest andd often successful attempts at dialogue, "All American Fuck Fest" featured the juicy charms of Eve Laurence, Nicki Hunter, and Brittney Skye, among others.

Here's Steven St. Croix and Katie Morgan, two of porn's most game actors in a standard competing co-workers story gone horribly awright!

I want a statue of this.

Very rarely do we see the "dismount", as it were, in which porn couples change positions. But I like it when it happens. Here's Nicki Hunter and Nick Manning from different hair days.

Tony Tedeschi squires Brittney Skye. The importance of Tony Tedeschi is similar to that of Ron Jeremy. Tedeschi isn't fat, but he does make 7-11 America know that they, too, might have a chance at Skye. (Insert "Well, it's even easier than that" joke here.)

We couldn't leave you hanging with Katie Morgan just sitting on a desk; surely that would have meant the terrorists would have won.

· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
· Buy "All American Fuck Fest" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Reviews Archive

· "Katie Morgan's Porn 101" (hbo.com)

Previously: Katie Morgan On Sex Toys, Katie Morgan on HBO

· Katie Morgan on Sex Toys (air date schedule @ hbo.com)