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"My Big Breasts And Me": Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Boob?

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:20:41 EDT

Big boobs are pretty much the greatest thing ever in the history of everything, but apparently there are some people out there who believe that some boobs are just too big ... and they want to do something about it. It seems that these people are also attached to these giant boobs and think that oversized funbags cause problems, like "embarrassment" or "searing back pain," and they kind of have an issue with that. Weird, right? Well, maybe if you watch this BBC documentary about huge knockers and the women who don't love them as much as we do, it will make more sense—but we're still baffled. After all, we lovebig boobs enough to watch an entire BBC documentary about them! It's hard to find a more compelling argument than that.

· "My Big Breasts and Me" (full movie @ guba.com, via Blography)

Meet The Biggest Boobs In Britain (This Week)

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:54:56 EST

We knew that they grow them big on that sceptered isle, but even we weren't aware of just how massive the mammaries can get over in the UK. Take Rachel Aldana, who two years ago was nominated for inclusion in the Guinness Book of World Records for her authentic 32JJ (!!) funbags. Of course, it only took about a minute for a couple of other Brit gals to step up with their own runnething-over cups to seize the crown, but that's all in the past. Record or no, Rachel has generously begun to share her entire bounty as the newest model on PinupGirl.com, where it's quite clear that her reputation is deserved. She may not be in the book, but we'd gladly raise a pint of Guinness in her honor.

· Pinup Glam (pinupglam.com, via xfanz.com)
· Rate her Rack: Rachel Aldana (samples @ mobstaz.com)
· Related: RECORD BREAKKERS! (people.co.uk)
· Biggest Boobs in Britain (myboobsite.com)

The World's Largest Breasts (That We Know Of)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:20:37 EDT

Obviously, you can't turn a corner on the internet without running into a pair of gigantic breasts, but we're not talking about your standard big boob queens, like Lisa Sparxxx or Gianna Michaels here. We're talking BIG. Like Guinness Book of World Records big. Some are real, some (ok, most) are fake, but they're all huge and this handy scorecard will point you to the biggest bongos out there. Of course, all the ladies featured here have participated in porn at some level, because why else would you spring for 152MMM-size melons if you aren't going to use them for good—i.e., to smother people with. So take a deep breath and dive in.

· Livin' Large: The World's Largest Breasts (body-philosophy.net)
· Thumbnail: the late, great Lolo Ferrari (Wikipedia)

Previously: Gianna and Lisa Sparxxx Are Brutally Frank

Epic Porn of the Moment: "Juggernauts 7"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:30:47 EDT

As a tot, I thrilled to the tales of Odysseus, Jason and the Argonauts, Agamemnon, the Knights of the Round Table, Dante, and other heavy hitters of the questing game. Imagine my joy when "Juggernauts 7" was revealed to me (by God) on the road to Damascus. "Someone is going to go on a breast voyage," I thought.

I turns out the Grail is just big boobs (sorry Dan Brown). But that's still a better twist ending than "The Village".

(Also, we hope you are proud of our restraint in not saying anything about a face that launched a thousand sperm.) - GP

· Sin City (sincityfilms.com)
· Buy "Juggernauts 7" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive