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    bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more »
    bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more »
    inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more »
    FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more »
    offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more »
    thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more »
    SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more »
    dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more »
    Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more »
    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more »
    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
  • #behindthescenes

    "Cheers: An XXX Parody": And They're Always Glad You Came

    Porn is a dream factory. Where else can you get Sara Stone (Rebecca) and Monique Alexander (Diane) to appear in New Sensations' parody of "Cheers" when their characters didn't even share screen time in the original show? Also: they're naked. More »
  • #thehorror

    "Les Vampyres" Indulge In A Crazy Joyride Of Cock-Biting

    How can you say no to a millennial porn vampire movie that Hustler lauded with a "Fully Erect"? The answer is that No, you cannot. Your lust will compel you to watch "Les Vampyres" and you will feel "a longing" for the stilted, incoherent, but no less hot like fire Syren. But beware! Fellas, if you make an immortal your beloved, dollars to doughnuts she will bite your cock off. So there's that... More »
  • #avn2008

    2008 AVN Awards Red Carpet: And the Line Goes On Forever