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more about #straight hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: Species next, please? more » AutonomyBoy: Er... And by Bloodsport I mean Lionheart. more » AutonomyBoy: As an impressionable youth, I used to jack off regularly to JCVD's manly arms on my cousin's Bloodsport poster. (And I probably also made a lot of "J... more » freyr: Yes Rosie, I fancy this very much. more » BigT42: Maybe it's just me, but while I love porn with girls wearing glasses, I don't much care for the cumshot on the glasses. more » NeoXY: #straight more » paraffinshot: Two words: "I'm pregnant." more » NeoXY: #straight more » MattChance: Kari Black knew that her next investigation was going to be good, as she'd been to her fair share of allegedly haunted prisons that actually turned ou... more » squeezyface: I love how South American women celebrate tan lines. more » poonlover: Um, just try NOT to turn your vagina or rectum inside out... more » offred: I love these features. And thanks to this article, I now love Bobbi Starr. more » Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more » cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more » Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more » countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more » Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more » offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more » Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more » Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more » -
#dvd
Naked Trainwrecks: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 4"
It's not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another fascinating edition of "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes." Enter Tanner Mayes. More » -
#hardcore
"Snort That Cum" Defies Sexual Logic While Pushing The Envelope Further Still
After over a decade of watching girls getting drilled in practically every hole imaginable (yes, even their ears) we thought we had (finally) seen it all. Today Porno Dan has gone and proven us wrong. More » -
#teens
"Teenage Babysitters": Now In German
Sometimes we ask too much of porn. "Make it clever so we won't feel guilty." "Don't make us think too much." But the question that rang through our screening of "Teenage Babysitters" was, "Shouldn't babysitter porn make us happy?" More » -
#orientalimports
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Jerk Off In A Snifter
Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms. It is everything you've dreamed of - It is nothing you expect. Some films you watch, others you feel. "American Gokkun 9." More » -
#thehorror
All In A Day's Work: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 3"
"Sometimes when your dreams become reality, you get butterflies" muses director Jim Powers about the third installment of his "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes." He is talking, of course, about women who throw up before gangbangs. More » -
#penilereform
"Escape from Women's Prison"
Exactly like Terrence Stamp reprising his role from "Poor Cow" 32 years later in "The Limey," ex-con Ashley Blue reinhabits her character from 2003's "Bitches Behind Bars" in "Escape from Women's Prison." (Scientists have proven that five years in porn is like three decades in the outside world - just look at 2006 AVN Performer of the Year Sassy McSassypants.) More » -
#hardcore
Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"
We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity." More » -


