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#dvd
Naked Trainwrecks: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 4"
It's not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another fascinating edition of "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes." Enter Tanner Mayes. More » -
#hardcore
"Snort That Cum" Defies Sexual Logic While Pushing The Envelope Further Still
After over a decade of watching girls getting drilled in practically every hole imaginable (yes, even their ears) we thought we had (finally) seen it all. Today Porno Dan has gone and proven us wrong. More » -
#teens
"Teenage Babysitters": Now In German
Sometimes we ask too much of porn. "Make it clever so we won't feel guilty." "Don't make us think too much." But the question that rang through our screening of "Teenage Babysitters" was, "Shouldn't babysitter porn make us happy?" More » -
#orientalimports
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Jerk Off In A Snifter
Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms. It is everything you've dreamed of - It is nothing you expect. Some films you watch, others you feel. "American Gokkun 9." More » -
#thehorror
All In A Day's Work: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 3"
"Sometimes when your dreams become reality, you get butterflies" muses director Jim Powers about the third installment of his "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes." He is talking, of course, about women who throw up before gangbangs. More » -
#penilereform
"Escape from Women's Prison"
Exactly like Terrence Stamp reprising his role from "Poor Cow" 32 years later in "The Limey," ex-con Ashley Blue reinhabits her character from 2003's "Bitches Behind Bars" in "Escape from Women's Prison." (Scientists have proven that five years in porn is like three decades in the outside world - just look at 2006 AVN Performer of the Year Sassy McSassypants.) More » -
#hardcore
You're A Nation Of Proud Porn Consumers: "Liquid Gold 16"
Well, when I suggested I profile this movie, the kinfolk said, "Move away from there." Because the great Kaiser Soze conundrum of our time is how to classify the fluid that comes out of women on porn sets—and, you know, in life. Luckily, "Liquid Gold 16" is not about "female ejaculation" or "squirting" - it's about urination. Something people do every day, after the cake fart enema. (Note to the squeamish: all liquid has been removed from the post-gap images.) More » -
#hardcore
Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"
We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity." More » -
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#dvdreview
Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"
Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: "Any tenderness? Pressure?" The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named "Dr. Probe." More » -
#waywardyouth
DVD Review: "Little Runaway 2"
Maybe you're like me and thought "Runaway" was a Night Ranger song and had to be reminded that it was Bon Jovi who sang about how daddy's girl learned fast all the things he couldn't say. More » -
#yearinreview
Gram's Dirty Dozen: The Year In Porn Movies
In 2007, Fleshbot's Central Porn Processing Plant handled everything from big budget epics like "Upload" to smaller, more personal films like the Amy Fisher Sex Tape. We laughed at comedies like "Spunk'd" , lifted up our (hearts) to lighthearted romps like "Babysitters", and then watched (them) get broken with "The Skin Trade". The year also saw us journeying to sordid warehouses and the beaches of Ibiza to bring you the finest snatches of Porn's Multistained Tapestry. And you finally commented!
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