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#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The LoveHoney Sqweel
For years, innovation in the sex toy industry has been limited to figuring out how to make a toy vibrate harder, for longer. But recently there have been signs that manufacturers are starting to—to cop Apple's phrase—think different. More » -
#pornforwomen
Filament Magazine: Naked Words (And Men) For Straight Women
Straight women and other penis fans will be pleased to know that British ladymag Filament won its battle to print the first ever erection pictorial in a UK women's magazine—and doubly pleased to know we got to review a copy. More »
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#reviews
Babeland's Babelicious Flavored Lubes: The Fleshbot Taste Test
Last month, Babeland announced their new line of Babelicious flavored lubes: glycerin-free, water-based lubes in exciting flavors like Pomegranate Vanilla and Dulce de Leche. But do these lubes actually taste as delicious as they sound? We decided to investigate. More » -
#pornstarlife
Demi Delia: Pornstar, Mother, Reality Web Show Star
Coming soon to a computer screen near you: "Mommy XXX," a reality series about pornstar/mom Demi Delia and her two teenage kids. As summed up by the trailer: "like the Osbournes but with dildos and lube." Let's just hope they keep the MILF jokes to a minimum. More » -
#scandal
Corrie Loftin's Playboy Shoot: Uncensored!
Given that Corrie Loftin's big ambition is to be Paris Hilton's "BFF," we can't say we're all that surprised to learn that she's a former girl gone wild and Playboy model (one who even had the honor of being featured in a Best of Babelogs post!). What does surprise us, however, is that TMZ would go to all the trouble of digging up Corrie/Devin/Davin's pictures... and then not show any nipplage. What gives? Of course, nipplage is exactly what we specialize in here at Fleshbot. Check out the uncensored photos after the jump.
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#starstheyrejustlikeus
Caught On Tape: Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes
Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we've made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane. More » -
#scandal
Ciara Is Naked On The Cover Of Vibe... Or Is She?
R&B star Ciara appears on the cover of the October issue of Vibe magazine—and what's more, she's naked, if strategically positioned! Naturally, this development has led Vibe to receive a whole lot of press, including a bit of controversy and maybe even a lawsuit. MTV reports that Ciara's considering legal action against the magazine, claiming that the powers that be airbrushed underwear out of her shots; meanwhile, Vibe denies these claims and says that the photo shoot was actually Ciara's idea. Either way, we don't really see why it matters that much: the photo is about as revealing as Julianna Margulies' recent "upskirt" shot. Maybe Ciara should save her energy for when that inevitable fake sex tape rumor comes along instead? More » -
#lingerie
Agent Provocateur Wants To Put A Spell On You
It seems like only yesterday that we learned about the lovely Peaches Geldof and her starring role in the latest Agent Provocateur campaign. And now we've managed to dig up the entire collection of photos (or tableaux vivants if you want to get fancy) ...and a teaser video to boot! It's all intended to promote Agent Provocateur's latest "Season of the Witch" line, and this is one case where were we find such blatant marketing most effective. Let's just say that the girls from Agent Provocateur have definitely put us under their spell. Photos and video after the jump. More » -
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#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Going (And Coming) Green With The Eco-Sexy Kit
As the globe continues to heat up, our collective urge to go green gets stronger. But what to do when things start heating up in the bedroom too? If you're looking for some environmentally conscious naked fun — or just can't resist a certain kind of environmentally conscious marketing hype — consider Babeland's Eco-Sexy Kit: an earth- and body-friendly toy box full of goodies that practically guarantee your fair share of a different kind of global warming. And you won't have to worry about your carbon offset in the morning! More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Curve (The Best Dildo Ever?)
When we think of innovative sex toys, we rarely think of dildos. Unlike their vibrating sisters (brothers?), dildos tend to be pretty predictable: they mostly come in one shape, with limited variation in width and girth. Hence my delight at discovering the Curve, a uniquely shaped silicone dildo unlike any I've seen before — and I've seen a lot of them. With a pleasing form that proves that a sex toy doesn't need a motor to put a little buzz in your step, the Curve may just be my new favorite sex toy. More » -
#feedback
Fleshbot Commenters: Strength in Shame
You can go elsewhere for inside peeks at how things work around the Fleshbot compound and mothership, but I'll just say that in my three years working here I have only met one other Gawker Media personality who wasn't already known to me. Such is the terrible loneliness required of being so goddamn scintillating, that gathering us in one room might vaporize the vicinity in white-hot fire.
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#asktheexperts
Best Of Sex Advice: This Isn't Our First Time
Look, we're not saying that we're some kind of super studs who have conquered every bedroom scenario or even that we have all the answers when it comes to sexual adventure (even if it feels like we've watched it all on our computer screens.) But if there's one thing we do know, it's this—you people have no clue. Whether it's your first time in the missionary, the first time getting pegged in the ass, or your first time using sexual blackmail to score a new living room set, it's clear that most of you don't have slightest idea of how to make it happen without hurting yourselves. But hey, we're not here to judge, we're here to help. So let the sex advice columnists of the world drop some knowledge on you, because goodness knows ... you sure do need it.
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#scandal
Vietnamese Sex Tape Is Just Like Paris Hilton's Except ... Not
Vietnam is the latest country to get caught up in sex tape mania, thanks the internet leakage of 19-year-old Hoang Thuy Linh engaged in a bedroom tryst with a rather excitable young man. The media is calling it a "Paris Hilton moment," which it totally is except that instead of vaulting an obscure rich kid with no other discernible talents on to the international stage, it has taken an actual celebrity and destroyed her life. More » -
#asktheexperts
Best Of Sex Advice: What Are You Full Of?
It's a well-established fact that everyone on the internet is lying about something. It's just usually not about what you think it is. That awesome pseudonym may just be the writer's actual name, but when some dude swears up and down that they totally aren't gay, you can bet your bottom dollar that they've probably been a bottom before. In this installment of Best of Sex Advice, we have the usual assortment of sex toy dilemmas, ball fetishists, oversized vaginas, and moms who have a little too much in common with their sons, but we also have one sex columnist who will teach you how to separate the bullshit artists from the legitimate freaks. (Plus, at least one reader who thinks the advice giver might be the one who's fooling everybody.) See if you can guess which question is completely made up—of course, we're not discounting the possibility that it's all of them.
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#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The New Hello Kitty Vibrator
If you're fond of strangely cute sex toys (and who isn't?), it helps to have a friend in Japan. As soon as we heard about the brand new Hello Kitty Vibe (excuse us, "keychain"), we knew exactly what we had to do: get online and find our friend in Tokyo and persuade him to pick one up for less than half of what it would have cost us to order ourselves. Weeks later, said friend was back in town and able to hand deliver the package ... and we got ready to see what this little kitty could do. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
What Makes Girls Go "Nuts"?
The lad mag industry—a business that we're somewhat familiar with—gets a dressing down in the UK Daily Mail by a former Esquire editor named Rosie Boycott. (With a name like that, is it any surprise that she's pissed off about something?) The general thesis is that Nuts, Zoo Weekly, Maxim, Loaded, FHM, etc. are nothing but exploitative trash that marginalizes women and perpetuates negative attitudes toward them in young men ... but that maybe the women who willingly drop their bikinis to get a spot in the glossy pages are at least partly responsible. More » -
#mondoboobo
Boobie Chew Will Work For You!
Congratulations! You've just found the song that will be running through your head for the rest of the day, possibly driving you to the point of mental breakdown. It's the jingle attached to this commercial (spoof? cruel mistake?) for "hormone" wonder gum, Boobie Chew. As you can see through the magic of time-lapse photography and awesome special effects, the results achieved while gnawing on this rubbery miracle are obvious and impressive: to think that generations of women have been wasting billions of dollars on plastic surgery, when a five cent Bazooka substitute gets the job done just as well! Fortunately for dudes, popped collars and whatever they're selling in your email spam folder have already got you covered. More » -
#funwithoutphotoshop
What Do Underwear Models Really Look Like?
If you've ever fretted that the lingerie you bought for your girlfriend doesn't look quite the same as it did on the girl in the catalog, that's because you're not dating a Victoria's Secret model. (And if you are, screw you.) The truth is that in real life, it doesn't look that way on the model either, because even though lingerie models are freakishly hot, everyone could use a little help in the editing room. Unless they're modeling for Lille Boutique, a small lingerie shop in Portland, Oregon, that specializes in hard-to-find fabrics and styles ... and completely undoctored sample photos. More » -
#sexadvice
Best Of Sex Advice: Bend Over And Take It Like A Man
Back by popular demand (ok, one dude wrote in), it's Best of Sex Advice! We assumed you people would have figured out how to behave yourselves by now, but it turns out that you're just as clueless as ever. It also turns out that there are a lot of straight guys out there who enjoy sticking things in their ass. Fingers, buttplugs, strap-ons ... anal action is like ... so hot right now. You've got other issues, too, but that seems to be what is on most folks' minds these days. Actually, now that we think about it, we may have the answer to that one question about sexual abbreviations. Who knows what S.E. stands for, but we've got a pretty good guess about what orifice it involves.
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#stupidsextoys
The Celebrator: Brush Your Way To A Better Orgasm
Who needs to buy one of those fancy electric vibrators when all you need to get your rocks off is something you're already used to putting in your mouth every morning? Enter the Celebrator, a plastic attachment that fits on the end of your battery-operated electric toothbrush in order to give it a "multifunctional and pleasant character" (you know, in case it's not multifunctional and pleasant enough already). Efficiency is apparently a big part of the product's intended appeal: apparently, "(w)omen usually have a lot of things/matters on their minds", so we guess having one less buzzing device to keep track of in one's medicine cabinet will allow making time for daily clitoral stimulation as easy as ... uh, brushing your teeth. Kind of makes you look at that whole vagina dentata thing in a whole new way, doesn't it? More » -
#youaregettingveryhorny
Enter The World Of Blissnosis
Certified hypnotherapist and college professor Brian David Phillips has carved out a comfortable expat niche for himself by presenting live hypnosis shows in his adopted home of Taipei, but you don't have to plan a trip to Taiwan to experience his latest stage extravaganza: check out the videos in which he guides a lucky subject into experiencing "erotically charged feelings and full body orgasm through suggestion followed by guided setting of her own self-trigger which she can use anytime she likes." While we're intrigued by the whole concept of self-guided hypnotic orgasms, we're hoping it doesn't catch on on a grand scale anytime soon: after all, if everyone were able to bring themselves to orgasm whenever they liked just by thinking the right kind of thoughts, what would anyone need porn blogs for? More » -
#shopping
Babes-n-Horny: Dildos And Buttplugs And Strapons, Oh My!
The dildo is a very utilitarian device that generally does its business with very little fanfare. Of course, there are sex toy artistes who craft elaborate artifacts too fancy or delicate to actually stick in any hole—and then there are the even smaller handful of companies that create stylish toys that look just as good on your nightstand as they do strapped to the end of a leather harness. Babes-n-Horny is one such store that has a friendly and colorful line of products for those who like a little flash with their fun—and don't mind paying for stuff in British pounds. They also get bonus points for providing shoppers with detailed stats on each of their products (like average diameter and "workable length") and giving us a new usage for the word "penetralia"; their happy rainbow vibe (not, you know, vibe) makes it almost impossible for us to not share their enthusiasm for helping people get off. Oh, joy! More » -
#sextoys
Vibrating rabbits and dildos that whisper softly to you from your nether regions all have their place, but sometimes you don't want a sex toy with too many bells and whistles: all you need is a little something to get the job done. Assuming you have $275 to spend on a dildo, that is. (Hey, sometimes design can fuck you right back.) (charlesandmarie.com - thanks PK)
