Jewish porn star Joanna Angel prepares a special treat for a German food purveyor. For Joanna Angel's "reviews" of German sausages, check out Heeb Magazine's "Germany Issue" available on newsstands nationwide or at heebmagazine.com.

· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Heeb Magazine (heebmagazine.com)

We are, however, shocked and dismayed to learn that said Purim porn (also known as "Dr. Suzy's Porn & Purim—DVD Bacchanal") was completely panned by the staff of Heeb Magazine. Perhaps there's some fine upstanding Jewish pornographer out there who's up to the task of creating an erotic interpretation of the Purim tale? (Joanna Angel, we're looking at you.)

· Dr. Suzy's Porn & Purim Bacchanal (drsusanblock.3dcartstores.com)
· Dr. Suzy's Porn & Purim DVD Bacchanal: The Heeb Review (heebmagazine.com)

But you don't have to take our word for it—you can hear Joanna tell it herself. Last Tuesday, our lovely Supreme Commandress spoke at Heeb Magazine's Storytelling, telling a tale of her Jewish upbringing, her rebellion against her roots, and an unlikely blessing that restored some of her faith. We're bummed that we couldn't hear the tale in person, but at least there's a video of it on YouTube—and at least the video has many sexy shots of Joanna edited into it. We guess that's what they call a consolation prize.

· Heeb Storytelling (xoxojoannaangel.com)

We love Christmastime here at Fleshbot. It's almost as good as Halloween for flashing up photos of nubile ladies in decidedly slutty poses (Santa hat + candycane, anyone?). But lest we forget, Chanukah starts Sunday, and Heebs far and near get eight crazy nights of drinking, gambling and eating fried foods. This week's best of the sex blogs is designed to titillate and inspire, whether you're wrapping the last of your yuletide gifties, or tossing gelt into the pot and hoping for a Gimmel.

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Sex Report: Climax Crime

So yes, I did in fact promise my wife that I wouldn't come inside her last night. In fact I promised I was okay with us having sex without me finishing at all.

"Let me fuck you until you come," I whispered in her ear as my fingers played across her clit, trying to get her worked up to a frenzied state. "I don't even have to finish. I just want to hear you moan and groan, then we'll go to sleep."

-Sex. Life. Blog.

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Not Funny. Not Romantic.

Romance in the modern era usually involves sex except you wouldn't know it from watching a romcom. These people are too busy not making decisions to have sex: in fact they appear to lack sex organs. Still it's a good thing. Can you imagine the indecisive, shambolic Hugh Grant character asking for a blow job?

-Woman of Experience

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The Church

I do not know this love from my rational mind, nor from much more than a couple of baskets of experience. But I know this love. When I leave her, I taste it on the tip of my first cigarette and I see it in the highway lanes swerving endlessly back to my gray, morning bed.

-The Provocateur

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Paddles

Each blow was getting harder. I could tell it was almost the end when he paused. He crouched next to me and looked at my face. There were some tears there, but I hadn't fallen apart. "Maybe just six more," I thought, hoping that he would have mercy on me.

"Kitten, how many more? Pick a number between 1 and 10."

-His Kitten

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Desire at the Office

She feels her pussy gushing as he tugs harder and harder at her erect nipples. She slides her hand down between her legs gathering some of the flowing juices there and bringing it up between their lips. They both lick and suck the sweetness from her finger moaning into each other’s mouths, their tongues melting together. She turns her head to watch for just an instant as he tugs viciously at her nipples, his cock spearing her backside until he urgently turns her around, seats her on the faucet, and sinks to his knees before her open legs.

-Memoirs of a MILF

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Fact...Or Fiction

As the car gained speed on the highway, his fingers began to flex against my skirt. His fingers inched the soft material up until my knee and thigh were exposed. I drew a deep breath all the while wondering just how far I would let this go. Apparently, my mind was made up as I voiced no objection when he began to travel south toward his home rather than north toward mine. Pushing all thoughts of the consequences out of my mind, I fully gave into “for old time's sake” and opened my thighs wider as his hand slipped down the inside of my thigh.

-The Naughty One

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Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

We've gone back through the vaults to piece together our ten most popular Fleshbot Requests. Now if only we could find a redheaded, freckled Asian Jew with curves that won't quit, small boobs with pale, inverted nipples, on a bike in her underwear. Everyone would be happy!

10) Small Boobs

9) Inverted nipples

8) Redheads

7) Curvy Girls

6) Girls In Panties

5) Asian

4) Pale Nipples

3) Girls on Bikes

2) Jewish Girls

1) Freckled Girls

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

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Ariana Jollee


Joanna Angel

Nina Hartley

Daphne Rosen (kellyfind.com)

Whitney Stevens (kellyfind.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

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· "Penis For Passover" (iklipz.com - thanks E.)

Jewish porn films might be the stuff of lame jokes or religious controversy or whimsically titled poetry volumes, but Jewish porn stars are no laughing matter—especially when they're a formidable as Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel. In a new Passover-themed interview at Mr. Skin this week, everyone's favorite Hebrew-schooled hottie discusses everything from expressing her faith via her work ("I get pounded in the ass on camera in the name of Judaism!") to keeping kosher ("I don't eat bread on all the eight days of Passover. It sounds like a bold statement, but I would venture to say I am the most observant Jewish porn star") to working with such fellow Jewish porn luminaries as Ron Jeremy ("(H)e grabbed my boobs ... It's unfair that the only famous Jewish porn star is so unattractive. Like why couldn't Rocco Siffredi be Jewish instead?") We may not be among the Chosen People ourselves, but we have to admit that Joanna makes converting an attractive proposition. Espcially if it would make her mom approve of us.

· Exclusive SKINterview with Joanna Angel (mrskin.com)
· Joanna Angel (official site @ joannaangel.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

Previously: DVD Review: "Assraelis", Morning Wood: Non Kosher Porn, Hanukkah Hotties Revisited, Al Goldstein's New Career, Kosher Cuties