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National Gifts From the Garden Month

· How To: Make Your Own Veggie Vibrator
· Vagetarian Porn
· Fruity Girls

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Older Americans Month

· Monsters Ball: Here Comes "MILFZILLA"!

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Correct Posture Month

· Ariel X Loves Her Job (And So Do We)

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Good Car Keeping Month

· Flesh Flicks: Fucking Car Talk

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National Electrical Safety Month

· Fleshbot's Extensive Vibrator Coverage
· All About Electrostim

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Asian Pacific American Heritage Month

· Being (In Love With) Mika Tan (Among Others)

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Jewish American Heritage Month

· Our Commandress-In-Chief Joanna Angel

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National Community Action Month

· There Will Be Orgies (But No Cake): Rocco Siffredi's "Eskade: The Submission"

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National Get Prepared to Buy a Home Month

· Jeanna Fine and Peter North in "The House on Chasey Lane"(Megarotic)

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Also, it's National Photo Month, which is pretty much our whole basis for our existence. Without photos, there's no porn and without porn, well ... let's not think about that.

· "It's May, which is pretty much National Everything Month" (tigardtimes.com)

Previously: Happy Masturbation Month! (Yes, You Now Have An Official Excuse)

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Technique: You may have been masturbating for a few months or a few decades; you may be experimenting and figuring out what you like, or you may be set in your ways. Whatever your experience, you can always benefit from a little technique advice. Whatever you situation, About.com has some excellent information on masturbation technique, both for the ladies and the mens. Even if you're a masturbation pro, switch things up and try something new. You may just find your new favorite thing.

Toys: If you need an extra hand (or buzz) to get to where you want to be, our Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive has plenty of toys to strike your fancy ... or other parts. We especially recommend the Curve, the Babeland Nubby G, and the Gigi for the ladies, but to each her own. And as for the guys ... well, surely you have something lying around the house that you can use?

Supplementary Material: Sure, the internet is full of free porn, but for a month celebrating masturbation you might want to support your favorite online smut merchant and actually pay for it. (Hey, they don't call it an economic stimulus tax rebate check for nothing. ) Or you could always just find your wank fodder for free. As long as you're getting off somehow, we're sure the masturbation authorities won't mind.

Coming Together: And speaking of masturbation authorities, you migght want to consider joining one of this month's Masturbate-A-Thons in Portland or San Francisco; the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon even gives you the option to play along at home in case you can't be there in person.

See also:
· Jackinworld: The Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource (jackinworld.com)
· Clitical: Female Masturbation And Sexuality Information Site (clitical.com)
· Let's Masturbate (hints and tips for everyone @ letsmasturbate.com)
· Beautiful Agony (our all-time favorite masturbation site @ beautifulagony.com)

From the archives:
· WASD Porn: Let Your Fingers Do The Fapping

· Steampunk Masturbation: Jerkin' It Very Old School

· "Exploring The 'O'" With Jamye Waxman

· Meet Ariel Adore (And Her Ten Inch Dildo)

· Wal-Mart Masturbator Cleans Up In Aisle 8

· The Rubbot: Hands Free Masturbation Is (Almost) Here

You'd think that after all these years we'd be a little more blasé about events like the annual Masturbate-A-Thon sponsored by San Francisco's illustrious Center For Sex And Culture, but what can we say—the concept of a bunch of folks getting together to whack it for a good cause still tickles us in all the right places. This year, the festivities promise to be even more splashy with an eight-hour live event coming at you from the "Porn Palace" headquarters of Kink.com which you can attend live if you're lucky enough to find yourself South of Market this Saturday or follow along from home via a live broadcast to see competitors go mano-a-mano in an attempt to break records for endurance, longest squirt distance (male and female), and most orgasms. Best of all, you can sign up to be a participant yourself and get your friends and family to sponsor you as you jerk and moan your way to a better tomorrow. After all, it's the sort of thing that everybody does anyway—why not have something to show for it afterwards besides a few soiled Kleenexes and a craving for a post-orgasm cigarette or two?

· Masturbate-A-Thon: Come For A Good Cause In 2007 (masturbate-a-thon.com)
· The Center For Sex And Culture (sexandculture.org)

Previously: National Masturbation Month: A Hands-On Guide, Masturbate-A-Thon: UK Edition, Masturbate-A-Thon 2006: Come For A Cause!

We all had a lot of fun yesterday recounting the joys of masturbation, but its important to remember that the five-knuckle shuffle is a gift given to us by ... let's say, Prometheus ... and it's important to use that power responsibly. Since we are in the throes of National Masturbation Month, we think it's appropriate to share this cautionary tale of self-love gone wrong. Believe it or not, there is such a thing as too much wanking and hopefully if you ever find yourself on the wrong side of that line, you will have concerned friends and loved ones to bring you back. Until then, remember this cherished piece of wisdom that we tell ourselves every day during our legally-mandated six-and-a-half-minute coffee break: Just because you can jerk off, doesn't mean you should. Think about it.

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· "Intervention Masturbation Episode ** Banned by A&E **" (YouTube)
· JACK SHACK Sketch Comedy! (jackshack.com)

Previously: National Masturbation Month: A Hands-On Guide

They say that learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all, and since you rarely have to buy yourself dinner or a fancy ring in order to get lucky we'd say that's a pretty tough statement to argue with. As you mayknow by now, May is National Masturbation Month, and in honor of that self-centered spirit we've pulled together this collection of links, pictures and videos that not only recognize the event, but will help you find ways to enjoy the occasion yourself. Of course, just about every post in our archives should be able to help you with that, but that's the beauty of this month-long extravaganza—each and every day is an new opportunity to celebrate. Maybe even two or three opportunities, if you have enough stamina.

Events:

Masturbate-a-thons have been scheduled for May 19 in Portland, Oregon, and May 26 in San Francisco. Find one in your area or hold your own ... literally. (avn.com + xbiz.com)

Trivia:

· Jacking the Box Office: The Top Masturbation Scenes In Hollywood Movies (about.com)
· The 15 Best Songs That Are Totally About Masturbation (cracked.com)

Technical Support:

· Advanced Masturbation
· The Masturbation Interviews
· Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Gifts:

· This Week In Porn Titles: "All By Myself"

Inspiration:

· I Feel Myself
· Red Handed Porn
· Hand(s) Down Pants

Visual Aids:

· Claire Masturbation (Haporn)

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· Amateur Squirter (Haporn.com)

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· "MASTURBATION is compulsorily exposed in the presence of others" (PornoTube)

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· Homemade Video (XXXUploads)

Penis Envy:

· Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog
· Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring

Niche Marketing:

· How To: Have A Frenzied Asian Masturbation Fest (Starring Maria Ozawa!)
· Vagetarian Porn
· Flesh Flicks: Vacuum Sex

Unclassifiable:

However you choose to celebrate, just remember one thing: Have fun out there! This guy certainly does.

· "dont call me baby" (XXXUploads)
· Videos by BadBoyVenus: Your Day Just Got A Little Gayer

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Thumbnail: "The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation" (1844) (doarcodavelha.blogspot.com)

When we directed your attention to that celebrity cumshot blog a while back, little did we know that we were merely skimming the surface of the giant jizz-filled cask that is the online celebrity JO fetish scene, of which the Got Cum? Blog is merely one of the more popular representatives. But there's plenty more sticky-page'd fun where that, er, came from, including the two celebrity JO forums you'll find linked after the jump along with a host of other blogs, Yahoo! groups, and resources dedicated to promoting what one webmaster calls "the emerging art form of men cumming on pictures of women". And yes, apparently it is an art form—or at least a hell of a lot more aesthetically interesting than splooging into that old sock under your bed. (Which reminds us: we really ought to send one of the interns around here on a laundry run this week. But we digress.) Whether you find it an innocuous form of celebrity worship and a means of expressing one's appreciation for beautiful women or borderline creepy is, as ever, up to you.

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Forums


Meet, greet, and share your own cum-covered fantasies and masturpieces (sic) with hundreds of other celeb JO fans from all over the world at these two lively forums, which both require free registration. Celebmast also requires you to audition in order to become a full-fledged member (you can get an idea of what'll be expected of you here), and once you're accepted you'll be eligible to participate in polls that seek to answer such burning questions as "How would you most like to spend your cum on her face?" and "Do you think she would get off on the knowledge that you masturbate to her?". Admit it, you're dying to know.

· Celebmast (celebmast.com)
· CelebJO Forums (celebjo.ezbbforum.com)

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Cumshot Pix Blogs


Following in the sticky footsteps of the Got Cum? blog, Wolfgang and Sploogeman share their pearly-dewdrops' drops with like-minded viewers everywhere. The peenphobic might be more interested in Sploogeman's oeuvre, which features snaps of the finished product only, while Wolfgang usually shows off the tool of his trade in his pics as well (and is also featured in a Yahoo! group of his own at Picasso's Harem).

· Wolfgang's Harem (wolfgangsharem.blogspot.com)
· Sploogeman (sploogeman.blogspot.com)

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Yahoo! Groups


There's no shortage of groups devoted to celebrity and amateur cumshot pics at Yahoo!, that inexhaustable repository of overspecific feishes; the ones below are just a few of the ones we found to be the most active. (Not to mention the most welcoming: all of them solicit requests and feedback, and CumSluts make a point of asking "Real girls To tell us how they want us to play REAL guys masterbate over their pics!!")

· Cumm On My Girlfriend
· CumSluts To Cover Too
· Pixandstuff: My Personal Work

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More Resources


For plenty more action, you might want to bookmark SpunkArt.info, a link toplist which serves as a handy one-handed portal to all the smut that's fit to fap to in the celeb JO fantasy and cumshot pic. The friendly proprietor also has a MySpace profile in case you want to get to know him better—or you can just enjoy the couple of examples of his work which have miraculously escaped the MySpace censorship squad. And really, if there's a better way to get to know someone than to see the volume and trajectory of his ejaculate, we'd like to know what it is.

· SpunkArt.info (spunkart.info)

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Thumbnail: Gisele Bundchen by Got Cum? (gotcum.blogspot.com)

Previously: Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Money Shot Megagallery, Rate My Cumshot, ArtiFacial, Fake Monica Bellucci Facial, Bukkake & Facial Bondage Videos, Fake Celebrity Facials