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more about #straight more comments → Al aka El Negro Magnifico: That's a mighty enticing (and well put together) trailer. more » Elevenses: This is simply gorgeous. more » MrsPoundcake: yes, more female pov please :) more » faproulette: Those vagina pendents are scary stuff! "For the stylist genital enthusiast" Oh my hahaha! more » cartman1uy: I totally thought that was Jennifer Connelly for a second. more » riffleraffle: Is that pic from one of those "Fuck the Fans" sites where Amateur guys supposedly bang porn stars? Is any of that shit for real or are they all pros? more » FrankN.Stein: WHAT? Bai ling wears panties? when did that happen? more » Al aka El Negro Magnifico: That ain't THE Julie Newmar, but she's mighty fine, regardless. more » Kelteel: @Lux Alptraum Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! She is my twelve days of Christmas. more » Kelteel: This is one smart woman. Give the viewers 2008 x 3000 pixel pictures[20.91 x 31.25 inches at 100%] and you got them like putty in your hands. I woul... more » Kelteel: Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. ... more » bmonkey: Presenting the fleshbot diet: eat well, love well... more » Pinkie: What's with the sudden rush to the Christmas season? It's only the day after Thanksgiving! Why, in my day, we waited at least until the second week... more » SuperPsyze: DON'T DATE ROBOTS more » ValfridBuccaneer: Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :) more » -
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National Masturbation Month Isn't Doing It Alone
We all know that May is National Masturbation Month, but did you also know it's National Orgasm Month? Which probably isn't a coincidence—but is it a coincidence that Masturbation Month is also Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month? Even that may seem appropriate, but why is May also National Salad Month and National Barbecue Month too? Not to mention National Bike Month and Good Car Keeping Month? (We can't even figure out if it's National Salsa Month because of the dancing or because of the stuff you put on tortilla chips.) That's a lot of months for just one month, but we decided to get in on the spirit of things and pay tribute to some of the other special made-up holidays of May ... the only way we know how, of course. (By the way, when is National Porn Blogging Month again?) More »


