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National Masturbation Month Isn't Doing It Alone
We all know that May is National Masturbation Month, but did you also know it's National Orgasm Month? Which probably isn't a coincidence—but is it a coincidence that Masturbation Month is also Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month? Even that may seem appropriate, but why is May also National Salad Month and National Barbecue Month too? Not to mention National Bike Month and Good Car Keeping Month? (We can't even figure out if it's National Salsa Month because of the dancing or because of the stuff you put on tortilla chips.) That's a lot of months for just one month, but we decided to get in on the spirit of things and pay tribute to some of the other special made-up holidays of May ... the only way we know how, of course. (By the way, when is National Porn Blogging Month again?) More » -
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Happy Masturbation Month! (Yes, You Now Have An Official Excuse)
It's May, and there are more reasons why it's our favorite month of the year besides all those post-April shower blossoms we've been promised: it's also National Masturbation Month! If you're a regular around here you probably already have a pretty good hand(le) on how the whole masturbation thing works—but hey, we can all benefit from a little practice (or as we like to think of it, "extra happy time"). After the jump, check out a few resources to help you experience National Masturbation Month to the fullest ... not to mention the other eleven months of the year.
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