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    offred: Is that old Yorick keeping watch on the shelf? (I do have to say that for all the libraries, academic and otherwise, and all the professor's offices t... more »
    Prof_Derzshowitz: Seriously though, this stuff does look pretty fucking amazing. #missystone more »
    bmonkey: ooh. more francine dee, please! #babelogs more »
    bmonkey: I mean, really, you have to admire the confidence of a woman whose proud of her animal print couch, no? #furrygirl more »
    fragile: as long as children learn to appreciate the seductive curves of these sultry women before they learn to operate a gun. yes, America, I'm looking at yo... more »
    fragile: isn't it funny how Procter & Gamble brainwashed my likings #furrygirl more »
    Memnon: Fleshbot's "high-horse" seems pretty funny given that Bubba the LoveSpongs puts on air what Fleshbot puts online. So lighten up. #breeolson more »
    Beaker: If she gets any sand in those, um, shorts I'll gladly help tidy up. #babes more »
    Gormania: Holy shit, Rotherham? That means at the most I live within 10 minutes of her, but all the women I see round my neck of the woods are ugly as hell. Som... more »
    cand86: I don't usually use "cute" to describe Sasha (who gets more "grown-up" words), but she's just cute 'n' adorable with her "Oooh, hello" and that giggle... more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I miss this Courtney. Glad to see her come back again. #courtneylove more »
    cand86: Okay, yes, I know that this is for amateur footjobs . . . but as far as I'm concerned, Coco De Mer has spoiled me for all other footjob videos. [www.... more »
    Beaker: I got an Honorable Mention ... w00t! Congratulations Pinkie. #youthepeople more »
    Mazda Eric: ugh - i loath mr love sponge. didn't bree olsen blow black earl on opie & anthony a while back? would have preferred to see that :P #breeolson more »
    Beaker: OMFG - Oh My Fraking God! #celebrity more »
  • #santasfacialpayback

    "Santa's Revenge": Find Out Who's Naughty, Then Fuck Them

    One adjective I'd never use to describe Santa is "vindictive," but that is what this title would have you believe. You should never trust porn titles. A better name would have been "Santa Is Drunk."