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Pump My Ass Full of Cum Again - Once More With Pearly White Feeling

DCypher — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EDT

Every now and then a gonzo title bursts onto the scene that raises the bar, leaving us dazzled and amazed in the process. Jules Jordan's latest release may very well be that movie. See for yourselves.

Without in any way downplaying the inherent safety concerns regarding anal cream pies, and the personal choices and risk evaluations performers consider before taking on these types of scenes, we'd like to tip our hats to Jules for this extraordinary movie and it's cream filled goodness.

Fact of the matter is that we can't help but rave about this volume, which features Jenna Haze, Hillary Scott, Aubrey Addams, Andi Anderson, and sexy Missy Stone all taking huge loads up their asses after being fucked hard and deep by a massive cock or three and then letting the silky proof dribble out of them.

We have to ask; is there any better way to start the week out? Not in our humble opinion!

"Pump My Ass Full of Cum #2" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. You will love it! We promise. Now check out this free gallery of drooling goodness.

Jenna Haze Demolishes The Color Line With "Sexual Blacktivity"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We haven't seen such a scintillating tale of smoldering adventure, illicit desires, and sexy zebra action since the drive-in theater played "The Queen of Spades" and "Action Jackson" on a double feature adults-only Friday.

Jenna Haze's new company, Jennaration X, releases their first interracial title next week, "Sexual Blacktivity," which means that the pint sized princess of porn is preparing to once again blow our minds (as well as other amazingly large objects).

Never one to preach what she can just as easily practice for your viewing pleasure; performer, director, and company owner Jenna Haze jumps right into the thick of the action—which in this case is considerable—demonstrating how she has managed to remain one of our favorite starlets over the years.

First, she takes a powerful fucking from Prince, hard and deep up in her tiny lubricious hole, all the while attempting to make him cum too fast with some of the filthiest trash talk you've ever heard. (We don't know how he made it through the scene as long as he did. We certainly didn't.) Next, she takes on two huge ebony flavored cocks at once, a first time for the award winning sex machine; and follows that up by dressing up as a "little white slut" and letting Rico plow her rubber cunt as hard and deep as he can. To finish it all off, she invites her girlfriend Andy San Dimas over, and hooks the girl up with Sean Michaels (after tasting his legendary tool for herself, of course).

And if that weren't enough, she throws in hot interracial sex scenes with her friends Gianna Michaels, Tori Black, and a reverse scene with sexy ass Misty Stone that had us drooling from start to finish.

"Sexual Blacktivity" comes out next week from Jenna Haze, Jennaration X Studios, and Jules Jordan Video. We were thinking that if you liked hot interracial sex scenes or seeing Jenna Haze get fucked hard by huge black dicks, you know, stuff like that, that you might want to check out the exclusive gallery we got a hold of below. Otherwise just skip it and go back to Better Homes & Gardens. We love you, Jenna!

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Equal Rights For Pornstars! "Crank 2"'s Porn Strike

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

A few months ago, we learned that "Crank 2" had a scene featuring a porn actors' strike...starrng real porn actors! By the grace of the good people at Lionsgate, we've managed to get a hold of that very clip.

Take a peek at the hot and heavy strike action above—and if you'd like to see Jenna Haze shaking her tits in higher definition, well, we hear the movie is now available on DVD. (It also has other cool things aside from Jenna Haze & co., btw.)

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Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"

DCypher — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you.

It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

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"Teagan Vs Jenna" Makes For Ultimate Monday Morning Showdown

DCypher — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Only the mind of a diabolical evil genius would make us choose between luscious Teagan Presley and mouth watering Jenna Haze. Damn you Robby D, for putting is in just that position!

He's gone and taken the five hottest scenes he's ever shot of these girls and put them in one volume of his Handheld Pictures for Digital Playground, pitting them against each other in a head on collision of sticky goodness—winner fucks all style.

An epic battle of these proportions is too much for a single human mind to comprehend. It's bigger than Godzilla versus King Kong, bigger than Bear versus Shark, bigger than AVN versus XBIZ.

How can we be expected to choose between two of our favorite pint sized starlets when we just about lose our minds every time we see either of them hard at work? Both girls easily win our hearts over the minute they slink out of their clothes and onto a throbbing prick. Teagan is a dream with a juicy cock in her tiny mouth and pixie porn princess Jenna Haze leaves us with a longing ache bent over and crammed full of a cock meat. If anything the girls are like two sides of a sexy coin, both equally sexy, both equally capable of blowing our minds.

Luckily for us (and you) we don't have to pick one.

"Teagan vs Jenna" comes out next week from Handheld Pictures and Digital Playground. Consider us your pornographic Switzerland.

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Aziz Ansari ♥ Pornstars

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:45:00 EDT

First Evan Stone, now Jenna Haze. Aziz Ansari really loves the pornstars. (funnyordie.com)

A Warning Label On "Naughty Nanny #2" Would Be Nice

DCypher — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Smash Pictures explores what is unquestionably one of the strongest sexual archetypes known to mankind in the second volume of their "Naughty Nanny" series, directed by Kevin Moore.

Coming in only behind Cheerleaders, Nurses, Psychiatrists, Lunch Ladies, Flight Attendants, Bikini Models, Strippers, Escorts, Used Car Saleswomen, Postal Service Workers, News Reporters, Waitresses, Sword Swallowers, Circus Performers and Rap Music Video Vixens, Nannies represent a seriously prurient vocation ripe with sexual innuendo and possibility. In one sense, they remind us of legal teen babysitters, but better, since they live with you and constantly seem to be wandering around with their breasts hanging out of their tiny little tops, their skin tight panties clinging seductively to their round, bubbled asses. Who could blame us for wanting to dip into the cookie jar?

Andi Anderson, Britteny O'Connell, Jenna Haze, Kiara Diane, and Nicole Ray seem like they have what it takes to watch over the kids while their parents are away. That is, until closer inspection reveals them for what they really are: ravenous cock sluts intent on demolishing marriages in the pursuit of cheap (but oh so satisfying) thrills. Truth be told, these ladies seem to have little to no desire to watch after kids—and all the desire in the world to practice making them. There's less vetting involved in this hiring process than the GOP put into find a running mate for McCain last year.

Now that we think of it, there really ought to be a better way to select candidates to watch your children, or at the least a grading system from one to ten on the potential home wrecker scale. Seeing as how they put labels on everything from hot coffee to ladders these days, it only stands to reason that they give these girls some kind of rating. Jenna Haze definitely needs a warning label. Just looking at her posing naked with her sweet ass up in the air—it's enough to cause increased heart rate, sweating, chills, raging erections, and irrational behavior (and that's before the little minx starts taking miles of pipe up her every tiny pliable hole).

And don't get us started on Kiara Diane, who literally is one of the best looking women we have ever seen in porn—at least since Stoya. The haunting beauty possesses an equally supernatural ability to take cock in her tight pink juicy hole that leaves us at rigid attention. We keep telling you all to expect great things from Kiara. So far she has yet to disappoint us.

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"Pornstar POV" Takes You One Step Further Inside Ultimate Fantasy

DCypher — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

What man doesn't fantasize about having sex with the world's most beautiful pornstars...and getting paid for it? Boring men. Men with no imagination. Not us: real men love porn stars and POV.

Point of view. It's brilliant. You simply hire the girls you have always wanted to fuck, hold the camera while you nail them, and capture the whole thing for future generations to witness.

That's exactly what Kevin Moore has done. He shoots himself fucking hot chicks like Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle, Brianna Love, Mariah Milano, and Priva, drilling them deep in every position he can think up before unloading down their young pink throats, then passes the bill along to you. Can you believe the nerve of this guy? It's enough to drive us insane!

Luckily, he gets really good footage, allowing us to seamlessly transitions in our minds into the role he is actually playing, and pretend for just one moment that it is indeed us getting the love and not some guy we don't know.

Watching the succulent little Jenna Haze and Lexi Belle worship our throbbing cock is pure poetry. The only thing better or more real would be the actual thing, which is saying a lot if you think about it statistically. We could pseudoscrew these tight little delights in our minds all day long—we should know, because we already do. Kevin just provided us with new angles we hadn't thought of yet.

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"The Five" Has At Least Eight More Boobs Than "The 300"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men.

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Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Bree Olson, Alexis Texas, Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Shyla Stylez, Johnny Sins, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Scott Nails, Danny Mountain

Review by: Gram Ponante

It is then that you realize that "The Five" is not supposed to be a porn version of "The 300."

"The Five" is ALSO not about some elite crimefighting team, unless the crime is not having an opportunity to watch Bree Olson and four other women fuck other guys.

Instead (and depending on the household) "The Five" features five of porn's household names in overlapping scenes shot in a pleasant and sunlit modern country home. Nothing special, unless you like those people a lot. Which I do.

For example, Bree opens the movie (and her stems) with a couch-based tease sequence. I hope this is not taken the wrong way, but Olson is a little heavier than the last time I saw her, and the extra weight looks great on her. People can be sensitive about weight, I've heard. When she is done tossing her lingerie at the camera, she and the camera crawl over to Johnny Sins, who happens to have been sitting on the couch all along, just like the Footprints in the famous inspirational poster.

He fucks her. What would you do if Bree Olson crawled over to your side of the couch naked? At least I hope you would fuck her. I'd block you from this URL if you didn't do your best to take advantage of all opportunities.

"Oh my goodness!" Olson yells, adorably.

Then Mr. Pete fucks Sasha Grey in the kitchen.

A few words about Sasha Grey and Mr. Pete: I am prepared to say that their onscreen personae (ice princess, hillbilly) do not accurately represent them. For example, Sasha Grey is delightful to talk with and she laughs a lot, and Mr. Pete is the nicest guy you'd want to meet. When they fuck in the kitchen you can imagine they had lunch afterward (after they'd squeegeed the surfaces).

Later, James Deen encounters Jenna Haze at the bottom of some concrete-and-stainless-steel stairwell at which someone has thoughtfully placed a couch to fuck her on.

I often wonder: What's the big deal about Jenna Haze? But in "The Five" it became clear. She makes excellent eye contact, and that can't be faked.

While the rest of the movie doesn't fizzle (a threesome with Shyla Stylez, Olson, and Digital Playground mainstay Scott Nails, a scene between Alexis Texas and Danny Mountain), I began to wonder about the viability of a title like "The Five." As there was no throughline - other than the house - the "five" only refers to the number of women in it, which is about as useful as renaming a "Reverse Bukkake" "The 17 Who Showed Up."

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Solamente Jenna Haze

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

There's a very good reason why Jenna Haze was crowned 2009's AVN Female Performer of the Year—and it has everything to do with her electrifying ability to light up any scene she's in.

Jenna doesn't even need a costar to have onscreen chemistry—even by herself, she knows how to make the magic happen. And we, her loyal fans, are left solely to melt at her feet, babbling in overstimulated, erotic confusion.

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The Sun Shines Bright On Jenna Haze

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:00:00 EDT

What is there to say about porn powerhouse Jenna Haze that hasn't already been said? She's a beautiful girl with enough sheer, raw talent to power an entire release. But of course you already know that about the AVN Female Performer of the Year.

You also probably know that she's a joy to watch, and an anal princess, and...well, since you know all of this anyway, why not just watch her do what she does best?

· Buy "The Five" (gamelink.com

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Previously: Bree Olson and Sasha Grey Lead an Impressive Pack of "Five" All-Stars

Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at.

Earlier this year, we saw Andrew Blake's "5 Stars", now Adam & Eve have taken up the pentaphilic torch with "The Five," a celebration of five of the porn world's most impressive stars.

The feature is headlined by Bree Olson, who brings her adorable (and dirty) charms to both her scenes (the opener, in which she opens up all her orifices to Johnny Sins, and the fourth scene, in which Bree joins Shyla Stylez and Scott Nails for a delicious threesome). But Bree is hardly the only star in this show: Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, and Alexis Texas round out the release, with ample dirty talk and hard fucking.

There is no plot—or even a half-hearted attempt at a plot—to "The Five": instead, each performer is introduced with a little striptease, and then immediately cuts to the ~~fuck~~, er, chase. But it's for the best, really. With a cast of this caliber, there's no need to waste time dressing up the action or providing a backstory: these performers are strong enough to carry the film on their sexual skills alone.

In keeping with its numeric theme, "The Five" releases today—5/5/09. For the sake of numeric consistency, we almost wish it had come out four years ago—but, alas, if it had, we wouldn't have been able to compile this stellar cast.

· "The Five" (adameve.com)
· Buy "The Five" (gamelink.com)

"This Ain't Star Trek XXX": The Long Awaited Trailer

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:30:01 EDT

At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome.

The bad news? We still have to wait a whole two weeks to see the finished product. What gives? We want to see it now! We need to know why, exactly, everyone's eyes are going weird, and what evil plot Khan unleashes... oh, and also we want to see Vulcan Sasha Grey gettin' logical (if you know what we mean).

· This Ain't Star Trek XXX - First Look (hustlerworld.com)

Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD.

On the chance that any of you are actually inclined to see the movie while it's still on the big screen, do us a favor and let us know if Nick Manning manages to make use of his catchphrase—that might actually be worth paying to see. Well, maybe.

· "Crank 2" Credits (imdb.com, thanks E!)
· Thumbnail: Jenna Haze, not in "Crank 2" (premiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

Jenna Haze: Best Female Performer Of The Year

auryn — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:00:01 EDT

Since Jenna Haze won the award for Best Female Performer last night at the XRCO Awards, we figure you might want to know a little more about her.

We know the uninformed are few, but the curious are many, so we found this great interview Jenna did with IESB just yesterday. Do you think she had any idea she was going to win?

· Via: CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE INTERVIEW WITH JENNA HAZE (iesb.net)

· Image courtesy of: Jenna Haze's Official Website(jennahaze.com)

Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original.

Now we'll just have to see if the plot and the fucking are something Gene Roddenberry would be willing to take credit for.

· Star Trek XXX Sneak Preview (hustlerworld.com)

We Wish Every Day Was "Teagan Video Nasty"

DCypher — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Digital Playground perpetually releases earthshattering titles that leave us speechless—and this week is no exception. Teagan Presley and Jenna Haze are enough on their own, but thanks for throwing in Brianna, Starla, Jenny and Gianna!

Not that we're surprised that they went above and beyond. Since when is enough ever really enough for these geniuses? Clearly, never. Ever. Period.

Which is why this title starts out with two of the sexiest bitches the adult industry has ever seen just flat out going at each other. Jenna Haze looks so amazing we can barely sit still while looking at our monitor, especially when you put her right next to luscious young Teagan... with both of their asses and nectar-glistened slits pouting out at us ever so temptingly. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but these shots are worth a million glazed eyes, dumbfounded and looking on in speechless wonder.

Saucy Teagan takes the sweetest fucking next. Why do all these shots leave us feeling like we were there with this sexy girl next door, convincing her to get dirty when there really just isn't time in the day for it? Every shot screams afternoon delight.

When it comes to man meat, Brianna Love and Gianna like double servings. Both ladies ski slalom with perfect balance, allowing several of their holes to simultaneously give and receive unimaginable pleasure to the happy man whores servicing them. Gianna's hefty jugs jog freely around as she slobbers lovingly on a rigid man pole, her partner uttering convincing moans of satisfaction—and again, we wish we were next up.

And how many times can we say it? We will never, ever, ever get tired of watching young Jenny Hendrix take a hard cock in any hole she pleases. Her curvy ass and petulant pout only make us want to grudge fuck her into next year.

"Teagan Video Nasty" releases next week from Digital Playground. Odds are you'll soon own a copy—but for now check out this great sneak peek gallery. Just remember your copyright laws and behave.

· All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Chris Streams's “The Brother Load” Ominously Parallels Greek Poetry

DCypher — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

If there's one thing Chris Streams knows, it's smut. That's why he's carefully constructed an interracial epic resembling both the Iliad and the Odyssey, starting with a stolen beauty and ending in a Cyclops gangbang.

Well, maybe that's not exactly how he would describe "The Brother Load," but trust us when we tell you that we see some ominous parallels between the works.

Take, for examplem the scintillating opening scene, where we watch our favorite dirty little angel Jenna Haze take yet another ball draining drilling deep up into her lusciously pink crevices. Clearly it is meant to mirror the way Paris absconded with Helen so he could have her all to himself, greedy bastard that he was. He paid the price, but who wouldn't be willing to weather the anger of the king of gonzo porn for a few stolen hours of indescribable pleasure with one of the hottest, most insatiable sluts the world has ever known?

And then there is the way CJ Wright literally dominates a stunned and breathless ~~Serra Paylin~~ Lisa Ann, which is not entirely dissimilar to the way King Agamemnon had his way with lovely young Chryseis when she became his most treasured prize. That's pretty much how we'd describe getting to nail Lisa Ann: valuable beyond measure.

Which leads us to believe that the six man gangbang that young Cecilia Vega lovingly endures in her lubricious drooling holes, with six throbbing one-eyed monsters spitting hot milky cream on her as a reward for all her sexy work, could only be a Cyclops allegory about racial transcendence, right?

Which brings us to the end of our lesson today on Greek Poetry. Just to recap here, "The Brother Load," stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Kylee Reese, Andi Anderson, Tori Black, and Cecilia Vega. It's from Chris Streams and Jules Jordan Video, and comes out at the end of this week, but we wanted you to see this goodness now. Happy Monday!

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

“Jenna Haze's Cum Spoiled Sluts” Shatters Debut Expectations

DCypher — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

If Hollywood thinks that directing yourself in a movie's starring role is challenging, they should get a good look at lithe sex goddess Jenna Haze directing herself getting her brains fucked out. Um, hello? Oscar?

So Jennaration X Studios and Jules Jordan aren't technically releasing "Jenna Haze's Cum Spoiled Sluts" until next week, but what can we say? We're spoiled too—and we can't wait to share this unbelievable gallery of pix from the special edition double disc set with you now. Quite simply, it doesn't get much better than this, and—precedent be damned—we're not going to wait another week to brag. So if you wanna call us petulant or privileged, you go right ahead.

But we're pretty sure that after you see luscious award winning nymphomaniac Jenna Haze taking multiple powerful dicks down deep in her tiny wet holes—along with a near perfect cast that includes Bobbi Starr, Riley Evans, Nikki Rhodes, and Alyssa Hill—any objections to our access will melt away faster than cum dries. Oh, and did we mention that the movie is over 4 hours long? Seriously people, it's like Jenna's killing ants with a sledgehammer.

And as if getting her puckered pinkness pried open by two monster cum drooling meat missiles wasn't enough, Jenna then proceeds to fuck the hell out of red velvet she devil seductress heart breaker Nikki Rhodes before the two proceed to swap cock and cum. Point. Set. Match. Stick a fork in us—cause we're done! Well played, Miss Haze. Well played indeed.

"Jenna Haze's Cum Spoiled Sluts" releases on the 23rd. It may be touted as the 1st DVD release directed by and starring Jenna Haze, but we promise you, it won't be the last. Dear Buddha, this thing is ridiculously good.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Alexis, Gianna, Rebeca, Oh My!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We're not really sure how anyone could ignore a photo gallery of Elegant Angel's Performers of the Year 2009 (naked!). In fact, we're not really sure why you're still reading this.

· Elegant Angel's Performers Of The Year 2009 (xcritic.com)