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#dvd
Niche Alert: Japanese Cowsplay
The Japanese have given us so much: Poi, Dokken, the Hewlett-Packard Laserjet 4000N. But they've also given us a distinctive pornic costume style. What happens, then, when Japanese pornstresses dress like their Western counterparts? More » -
#movies
Getting Even Closer To AV Idol Mihiro Taniguchi
After lusting after Mihiro Taniguchi in photo form, we found ourselves wondering what the enchanting lady might look like...in motion. Lucky for us, we stumbled upon this clip of the lovely AV idol in a film called "Karina." More » -
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#movies
Sexy Japanese Movie Watch: Sola Aoi In "Erotic Ghost: Siren"
Eagle-eyed readers will remember Japanese AV idol Sola Aoi (aka Sora Aoi, or Aoi Sola if you're nasty) from a handful of Gratuitous Nude Photos. In addition to modeling for naked photos, she also gets naked in movies...like this one! More » -
#todayinboobs
Boobs of Our Lives: "Hello Titty 4"
I was a teller at an airport bank, and my co-worker, Dave, had a unique ejaculation for the brazen Lufthansa stewardesses sipping Oranginas at the Au Bon Pain across from our booth: "BoWANGhi." More » -
#fleshflicks
Maria Ozawa, How We've Missed You
It's been awhile since we last featured Crush Object Maria Ozawa in video form... and for that, we are truly sorry. Can you forgive us for being so lax in our duties? More » -
#wiska
Yoshimi Does Not Battle the Pink Robots
Rocco Siffredi’s new Animal Trainer movie—his 26th—features a scene in which a half-ninja/half kitten schoolgirl battles a flying robot crocodile. Or so we thought…. -
#japan
This Week In Japanese Nunsploitation
If you've ever wondered where Japan's love of bizarre sexual ritual comes from, you can rest assured that this is not a recent development. Yes, flogging, hot tub bondage, and filthy horny nuns are time-honored themes in Japanese cinema—at least according to the selection of classic DVDs available at Japan Shock. These old rape-revenge fantasies, samurai-mob murders, and S&M sex romps are proof that erotically violent entertainment is nothing new, both here and abroad. Heck, even Genki-Genki is old hat to the "Shoguns of Joy Torture." You just can't beat Japanese sex horror dubbed into German voices. More » -
#japan
Some days you feel like the internet has let you down ... and then you find a gallery of two cute Japanese girls playing in the street while wearing bikinis and bunny ears. That's when you feel silly for ever doubting the internet and you know everything is going to be okay. (hypebeast.com) -
#sextoys
Robotic Sex Chair Lets The Fucking Come To You
Do you like to have sex, but don't like all that pesky thrusting? Do you desperately want to fuck, but don't really want to exert any effort whatsoever? Once again, science has your back! (And your butt and a lot of other parts.) This Japanese (what else?) contraption takes all the hard work out of sex by using motorized cushions and seat backs to mimic all the movement of a normal sex rom while you lie back and enjoy the ride. If you're injured, out of energy, or just plain lazy, this is the perfect solution to getting off without breaking a sweat. Of course, you'll have the install damn thing in your bedroom, but you can probably pay someone to do that. Check out the demonstration video after the jump. More » -
#fetish
Japanese Porn Covers Reveal The Fetishes That Cannot Be Spoken
A big part of what gives Japanese porn its WTF factor is that most native English speakers can't even being to translate the language. It's a thin line between a simple schoolgirl fantasy and an unintelligible cosplay orgy, and a few hours at your local karaoke bar won't be enough education to clue you in. So while this blog we've stumbled across seems to be a simple catalog of DVD releases complete with front and back cover art and screenshots, it won't take you long to feel like you're in over your head at some insane Tokyo fetish club. Then again, something like this would be confusing in pretty much any dialect. More » -
#fetishiswhereyoufindit
Hot Thigh Crushing Action: The View From Up There
Sure, one could look at this series of hapless male faces caught between a pair of pretty girl thighs, decide it's nothing more than Yet Another Overly Specific Japanese Fetish™, and move on to the next eel wrangling website. But we prefer to think that there's a naughty schoolgirl named Mimi out there who is stalking the streets of Osaka luring unsuspecting Japanese salarymen into her tender trap, where she straddles and squeezes their smug mugs between her bare thighs until they cry while she takes keepsake Polariods for her own perverse pleasure before she runs away giggling, pigtails flying, into the night. (Which may not be too far from the truth either.) Hey, we can dream, can't we? More » -
#hardcore
Beyond Detention: New Methods In School Discipline
When we were in school, the most punishment a teacher could mete out was a detention ... or if we were really bad, a suspension. Even a literal slap on the wrist was out of the question. But it seems that some schools have different views on keeping their student bodies in line, as evidenced by this video. We have a sneaking suspicion that dealing with infractions using these sorts of methods might actually encourage misbehavior, and we'd be interested to ask this teacher whether they're successful. Too bad that blurred face makes it a little hard to figure out who he is. Still, if we pay close enough attention we're sure we can learn something ... More » -
#japan
Your Dirty Japanese Manga Primer
Navigating the world of Japanese culture can be tricky, even if you do know how to speak the language. By our calculation the island nation produced roughly 97 billion individual manga title last year and even a few them somehow managed to not fantasy rape or androgynous penis fiends. Toronto's Eye Weekly has an interview with a comic shop owner who will hold your hand and walk you through a bit of background and history on the smutty comic book market. Don't be scared; there's something for everyone. More » -
#blogs
Blonde Zombies Will Eat Your (Sexy) Brains Out
It's important to keep a sense of humor in a job like this. Watching people do dirty things day after day after day can get pretty exhausting if you can't find new ways to make it fun and interesting—and "interesting" is certainly one way to describe Blonde Zombies. While not a adult site per se, this kooky blog collects bizarre magazine covers, pulp novels, were-woman comics, Japanese manga, and anything else that's just generally weird or sexy or (preferably) both. ("Betty and Gay" anyone?) Plus, it's written in a language that we don't understand, which just adds to the fun and confusion. Don't ask us to explain much more than that, because if what we've told you doesn't pique your interest even a little bit then maybe you're already too far gone to care. More » -
#videogames
Flesh Flicks: Nintendo Wii Provides Hours Of Hands-Free Sex
Perhaps the greatest philosophical question of our age is—Nintendo Wii or Playstation 3? It would take bigger nerds than us to settle this question, because each game system offers different options for different users, so you really have to ask yourself what your gaming needs are. If those needs require that you be able to get fucked by one friend without interrupting your doubles tennis match with another, then we think the choice is now obvious. It's no wonder that we can never find a store that still has any of these babies in stock. More » -
#tehinternets
Video Playpen: The Greatest Internet Porn Videos OF ALL TIME!
You've heard about the concept of "the wisdom of crowds", right? It basically means that although you by yourself are an idiot, when you're surrounded by a lot of other idiots your collective idiocy merges into one giant superbrain that makes excellent decisions: if everyone agrees, you can't go wrong! Well, that's basically what the internet has become, because every website we come across—especially ones devoted to say, free porn videos—has instituted some sort of rating or popularity system in order to determine what content is the absolute bestest there is. So we've gathered the highest ranking clip from five popular (and remember, popular = "the best") video sharing sites and gathered them here so you can see that wisdom at work. Now you may be thinking to yourself, "I've seen better videos than these on the web before," but what do you know ... you were wrong! Are you seriously going to second-guess the entire internet? Didn't think so. More »
