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Apparently, apparently, it's a lot of girls, standing around, naked. Which is kind of what we expected...but still, very nice to see with our own eyes.

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Call me curmudgeonly, but if the impromptu G/G scene is for my benefit and titillation, shouldn't the participants be hot? In my day those things were less democratic.

But let loose on each other in this playful Elegant Angel title, the likes of Sophia Santi and Alyssa Reece (they share an affinity for drinking and Vancouver), Jana Jordan and April O'Neil (one appears to be convalescing using time-honored vag-to-vag techniques), Samantha Ryan, Ryan Keely, Isobel Wren, and Karlie Montana (delightful), make it a special experience to watch women make out again.

In addition to all of the women looking happy to be there, each of these scenes is aided with a lot of natural light, which makes 2 a.m. at the Saddle Ranch seem like a distant memory.

· Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
· Buy "Girl Play" (gamelink.com)

Nymphetamine

Studio: Celluloid Addiction
Director: Michael Ninn
Cast: Janas Cova and Jordan, Karlie Montana, Cekeste Star, Faye Reagan, Charlie Laine, Heather Carolin, Georgia Jones, Jennifer Dark, Alyssa Reece

Review by: Gram Ponante

In fact, fans of Ninn will rejoice, for there is no mistaking "Nymphetamine" for anyone else's movie.

Angular, high-heeled, and haughty pornstresses make their way across floodlit sets littered with oversize spheres and reflecting pools and have their stylish ways with one another. With a little less digital penetration and a sepia filter the whole movie could be an Obsession ad, but for one new tool in Ninn's post-production portfolio.

Ninn seems obsessed with bullet-time, the slow-mo, pan, and speedup technique made famous by "The Matrix" trilogy and refined by "The 300." It was Ninn's porn version of the latter movie for a soured partnership with the gentlemen's club chain Spearmint Rhino, "The Four," that seems to be the inspiration for this kinder, gentler, plotless, and manless vignette film.

While "The Four" languishes in legal limbo, "Nymphetamine" works within a sparser landscape and just has porn women doing what they do best under such conditions, and looking icy and inaccessible doing it. We assume they're having a good time, but I doubt we will see any of Porn's current crop of big, sloppy barmaids sploshing lustily in their belly rolls in "Nymphetamine 2."

And this singularity of vision is what makes Ninn an artist. Of course the likes of Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Jana Cova (formerly of Digital Playground), and Jana Jordan (formerly of ... NinnWorx) would only be found picking their way among severe and whitewashed three-dimensional shapes - they are the embodiments of better girl/girl sex through geometry, and "Nymphetamine" is the perfect movie to have playing in the waiting room of your edgy architect's office - it's like "The Fountainhead" with trim, flush labia.

We're happy to have you back, Michael Ninn. But just once I'd like to see someone like Sara Vandella get nailed on a pallet of Carl's Jr. Six Dollar Burgers in one of your movies.

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· Celluloid Addiction (celluloidaddiction.com)
· Buy "Nymphetamine" (xonair.com)

Sure, they might have the best name for their music group—how can you beat Pajamaband?—but other naked pioneers have paved the way for them, including:

Savanna Samson: The pornstar cum vintner also recorded an album. Who knew you could pack so much talent into one person?

Clara Morgane: The best part of Clara Morgane's music career? She was also her very own video vixen.

Tera Patrick: Okay, it was more a one-off gig than an actual singing career, but when Tera Patrick does anything, we sit up and take notice.

Keeley Hazell: The lad mag model has already conquered our hearts, minds, and, uh, other parts, so it only makes sense that she attempted to conquer the music world as well.

Joanna Angel: And, last but most certainly not least, our very own Supreme Commandress recorded a little ditty called "Rock 'n Roll In My Butthole," which was featured on the soundtrack of a porn epic of the same name.

· Porno Babes Form A Band! (hustlerworld.com)
· Thumbnail star: Rockin' Lana Lopez (penthouse.com, via Ask Jolene)

This becomes even more true when you add in an all star cast including sex goddesses Audrey Bitoni, Jenna Haze, Jana Jordan, and Madison Ivy—as is the case with their latest offering, "Addicted 5," which releases this week. Addicted, you say? Yeah, you could certainly call these lusty ladies habit forming. Watching these pint sized nymphomaniacs get fucked wide open by some of the biggest woodsmen to ever swing hard lumber in the skin trade is absolutely mesmerizing. You'll fiend like an Echo Park junkie after witnessing their trembling stretched honey holes gloriously squirt on the gargantuan cunt stretchers firmlt lodged half way up to their pierced navels.

Enjoy the gallery before your big turkey dinner, or use it afterwords to help you climb out of your tryptophan-induced coma. We know what we're thankful for this holiday season!

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Once again the studio has put together what is essentially a high end glossy music video to show off their abilities to use a jib arm and their expertise at wardrobe and set design. Fortunately for us they have excellent taste when it comes to casting Sapphic orgies too; in fact, this just might be one of the most perfect ensembles we've ever seen in a porn flick. (Or since the "Cheerleaders" trailer, anyway.)

We'd even go so far as to suggest that if the world was ending and you could only take ten of your favorite movies with you into that fallout shelter, the cast alone would certainly make "House Of Jordan 2" a contender. Just make sure you take enough lube and Kleenex with you too.

· Order: "House Of Jordan 2" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Ninn Worx_SR (ninnworx.com)
· Jana Jordan on MySpace (myspace.com)

Because it is Sylph Day here in Porn Valley, we now take you to Jana Jordan, petite and mysterious contract girl for NinnWorx. In this shot from the set of her debut movie, "House of Jordan", we find the plucky Southerner getting her southerly parts plucked by Marlie Moore. Taken out of context, the photo makes little sense. So let's create some, shall we? Let's say Moore is looking for her Master's thesis. Jordan knows where it is, but won't tell her. The fact that Moore is wearing a dress and Jordan is not signifies Moore's frigidity, while Jordan's brazen nakedness stands in for our own adventurous nature. OK - go. - GP

· Ninnworx (ninnworx.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Have you noticed that most of the big studios have a history of contract stars with alliterative J names? There was Jessica Jaymes at Hustler, Jesse Jane at Digital Playground, Jenna Jameson, of course, and Sin City's Hannah Harper, humbling evidence that I couldn't make five out of this theory.

Add to these young Jana Jordan, like Jesse Jane a Texan, and like me just 20 years old. Jordan has joined NinnWorx (and Heather Vuur) as a contract girl. The debutante's first movie will be released in May, and you can view her promo movie/IKEA commercial here. - GP

· NinnWorx (ninnworx.com)

Previously: DVD Review: "Pushed: Catfight #1", Meet Faith Leon, DVD Review: "Sacred Sin", Porn Valley Dispatch Archive