Packed with all the essential vitamins and nutrients a body needs to thrive, "Jana Cova's Juice" is nature's wonder—like, say, the acai berry that Oprah won't shut up about. The same way sailors would suck on a lime to prevent scurvy, we suck on a healthy slurping of "Jana Cova's Juice" to keep ourselves hard and alert at all times, and, yes, we mean hard like Viagra. Take that Susan Summers!

Wait? What's that? We've just been informed that "Jana Cova's Juice" is not a penis extending super fruit smoothie from the rainforest, but rather the latest Celeste release from the geniuses over at Digital Playground. It's an honest mistake anyone could make. We thought she made it from scratch every morning with loving kindness.

Radiant Jana is joined in the release by an amazing cast of friends and rivals including delicious Latin beauty Alexis Love, scintillating lesbian Celeste Star, the unforgettable Lena, busty raven tressed beauty Audrey Bitoni, spicy seductress Mikayla, drop dead beauty Alektra Blue, breathtaking cocksucker Paulina James, and last (but far from least) the incomparable Carli Banks, whom we have tried endlessly to get to hook up with us to no avail. Are there any better breasts in the entire world than the ones this Hawkeye was given at birth? Of course not. (That was a trick question.)

With a line up this extraordinary, we aren't sure what else you could possibly want to know about a title? Just go get it immediately—if not sooner.

"Jana Cova's Juice" comes out this week. Drink down all the magic goodness below but remember, all these pictures are the exclusive property of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their consent, which we have but you don't. Just saying.

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Nymphetamine

Studio: Celluloid Addiction
Director: Michael Ninn
Cast: Janas Cova and Jordan, Karlie Montana, Cekeste Star, Faye Reagan, Charlie Laine, Heather Carolin, Georgia Jones, Jennifer Dark, Alyssa Reece

Review by: Gram Ponante

In fact, fans of Ninn will rejoice, for there is no mistaking "Nymphetamine" for anyone else's movie.

Angular, high-heeled, and haughty pornstresses make their way across floodlit sets littered with oversize spheres and reflecting pools and have their stylish ways with one another. With a little less digital penetration and a sepia filter the whole movie could be an Obsession ad, but for one new tool in Ninn's post-production portfolio.

Ninn seems obsessed with bullet-time, the slow-mo, pan, and speedup technique made famous by "The Matrix" trilogy and refined by "The 300." It was Ninn's porn version of the latter movie for a soured partnership with the gentlemen's club chain Spearmint Rhino, "The Four," that seems to be the inspiration for this kinder, gentler, plotless, and manless vignette film.

While "The Four" languishes in legal limbo, "Nymphetamine" works within a sparser landscape and just has porn women doing what they do best under such conditions, and looking icy and inaccessible doing it. We assume they're having a good time, but I doubt we will see any of Porn's current crop of big, sloppy barmaids sploshing lustily in their belly rolls in "Nymphetamine 2."

And this singularity of vision is what makes Ninn an artist. Of course the likes of Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Jana Cova (formerly of Digital Playground), and Jana Jordan (formerly of ... NinnWorx) would only be found picking their way among severe and whitewashed three-dimensional shapes - they are the embodiments of better girl/girl sex through geometry, and "Nymphetamine" is the perfect movie to have playing in the waiting room of your edgy architect's office - it's like "The Fountainhead" with trim, flush labia.

We're happy to have you back, Michael Ninn. But just once I'd like to see someone like Sara Vandella get nailed on a pallet of Carl's Jr. Six Dollar Burgers in one of your movies.

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Well, look at that! Justine Joli, on Mars! We always knew she was destined for greatness.

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After sniffing around Jana's MySpace with the help of our trusty bloodhounds, we discovered that she is still actively shooting, mostly for her own website. Though we wish her the best, we can't help but think that her time with Joone & Co proved infinitely more fruitful than her (recently broken) hiatus. During her short 24 month run with America’s Most Beloved Porn Company™, the Penthouse Pet with the solid gold snatch churned out one high-end wall-to-wall title after another — and we, the hardcore porn fans of the world, were the real winners. "Jana Cova Lust" bears all the tell tale signs of a DP release: stunningly beautiful women, clean lighting, and a near obsessive attention to wardrobe, makeup, and visually pleasurable locations all coalesce in high definition, providing a winning formula invisibly supported by master cameraman Robby D. Celeste is certainly blessed to have all the tools she needs to bring her prurient visions to life.

Watch as Jana embroils herself with the luscious Andie Valentino, the violently lovable
Sammie Rhodes, the enigmatic Marlie Moore, and noted callipygian Briana Love, who deftly utilizes her modeling skills and sultry bedroom eyes when she's not exploring the high priced crotches of her beautiful costars. Then, marvel as Bobbie Starr enjoys a zesty game of Chinese finger cuffs right before being treated to a piping hot protein facial. In those carefree days, it was all a part of just another day at the office. Man, time flies when you’re elbow deep in primo pussy. Thanks to Celeste for another impressive release!

All images are courtesy of Digital Playground, and they bite, so look, but don’t touch. "Jana Cova Lust" releases today.

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"Jana Cova Video Nasty" (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com)

We spent a memorable night with the directors and fans of Porn Week this year in Las Vegas, so we were a little teary-eyed when we got word the porn fan's version of a baseball fantasy camp will alight on a Czechoslovakian mansion for another "pussy pummeling poke-fest" (because Porn Week is UK-based, phrases like that sound more classy than they read).

For a fee, lucky fans learn the valuable lesson that being a porn director isn't just about having a camera; it's about having a brother in-law in the porn business and having a camera.

The party is the last week of July in the town of Brno. It just so happens that the last time we saw Brno native Jana Cova we asked her if there were any more like her at home. Turns out there are. - GP

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While we have never had occasion in the past to doubt Digital Playground's integrity or committment to truth in advertising, we needs must take issue with the title of their latest showcase for contract überstar Jesse Jane: save for a pair of color coordinated scanties in one or two of the scenes, Jesse is not depicted actually wearing much pink—or indeed, much of anything else—during the entire production. While certain synethesia fetishists will find themselves disappointed in the result, the rest of us can enjoy the fact that Jesse and cohorts Jana Cova and Shay Jordan turn in performances which we have no choice but to call "red hot" as per the terms of our porn reviewers license training. And it's all filmed in "Real Time Audio", whatever that means; we think it has something to do with Jane foregoing her usual practice of having low-overhead South Asian labor overdub her moans and squeals during the editing process.

Put on your rose-tinted glasses and check out our exclusive preview gallery below, though you'll have to use your imagination to figure out what it all sounds like.

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Previously: Jesse Jane Is A Big Dork (And Proud Of It), DVD Review: "Jesse Jane: Image"