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Joanna Angel And James Deen On A Business Vacation

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST

Pornstars: they take vacations just like regular people! They see national attractions, taste the local delicacies, and collect souvenirs for their loved ones. And then they make scrapbooks filled with dirty, sexy things. Doesn't everyone?

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has a fresh gallery from her latest international excursion with James Deen, and frankly, we're a tad jealous. Not that we have French-envy or anything—we're 100% American through and through—but how are we supposed to talk about how rad the Louvre was when there's a full-length porn about having sex around France to compete with?

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We See Kleio Kissing Santa Claus

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Santa likes it when people leave tasty treats for him on Christmas night, but if you really want to get on his Nice List, remember to leave him a half-naked altporn girl by the fire.

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.

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Learn The Feminine Mystique From "Not The Brady Bunch XXX: Pussy Power"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Sure, this episode was good, but Will Ryder should probably move on before Cousin Oliver shows up.

Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power

Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan, Alana Evans, Lynn Lemay, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Mike Horner, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Ron Jeremy, Eric John, Seth Gamble, Dane Cross

On this episode of "Not The Bradys," young Jan (now played by Dylan Riley) feels neglected by her family, teachers, and—most of all—the boys at her school. Little does Jan know that all she needs to get a little attention (or tickets to a concert, or good grades) is some Pussy Power. And with that skirting-the-edges-of-sexist comment, let the film begin!

Lucky for Jan, bad girl Tanner Mayes shows up at the Brady Compound and wildly masturbates in Jan's bed, which somehow introduces her to the world of mature decisions and sexual favors. Jan realizes that the key to Marcia's success has always been blowjobs, and so her only hope of "being good at something" lies in emulating her big sister.

Meanwhile, everyone else is having sex, looking good in their ‘70s garb, maintaining erections and wholesome imagery, etc. Lexi Belle is the new Marcia, and she fits the role just fine. Her secret romp with the high school quarterback is not only inspirational to the viewer, but to Jan and Cindy as well.

On the male side of things, all is well. James Deen is still adorable as Peter. He somehow manages to look goofy and enthusiastic in the middle of his scene with Tanner, just like good ol' Christopher Knight. Mikey Butders embodies the coy Bobby Brady just as well. His threesome with Ashlyn Rae and Nicole Ray is one of the finest in Brady family history. Except maybe for that one time Alice stumbled into Mr. and Mrs. B's bedroom.

But hey, gang! There are some things more disappointing than Jan's violin playing (insert laugh track here). They still haven't delivered on that real, slow Sam the Butcher/Alice loving, although the characters talk about it non-stop. However, there is a simulated sex scene in which Alice ducks behind the kitchen island and Ron Jeremy pretends to be fellated most comically. Like most of the humor in Will Ryder parodies, this goes until it becomes awkward, keeps going, and then arbitrarily stops.

All in all, it feels like another Will Ryder movie: the sex is very good, the comedy is very bad, and everyone can feel ok about the lack of Brady-on-Brady boinking. The whole Pussy Power thing is something to think about. We always wondered how Carol convinced a man to take her and her three daughters in; "much more than a hunch" indeed.

"Is He There?" Raises More Than Titular Inquiry

DCypher — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

For some, the title of Celeste's new Digital Playground movie, "Is He There?" may seem obscure and uninviting. We disagree. Some of us know all too well what this phrase means. Creep, creep, wink, wink.

Long before Naughty By Nature was putting people up on the knowledge of how to get down with OPP, the art of sneaking in and getting some on the down low was well established. Dirty rock legend and king of lizard people Jim Morrison used to croon on at length begging to be your "backdoor man." Everyone from the milk man to Quagmire can testify that sometimes life isn't exactly black and white and the human animal was never meant to be monogamous, even if our hearts sometimes feel that way. Celeste will attest, like Tweety quoting JT Leroy quoting the Bible, that "the heart is deceitful above all things."

Katsuni takes the lead in this shamefully good testament to infidelity. We are not sure how she keeps looking better and better as time passes. Maybe it's all the hot sex, or those deep moans that rock her body as they leave her pretty throat, like a mockingbird's song coerced out by the hard pounding her sweet, tiny, drooling cunt is receiving. We love you Katsuni, by any name you chose to perform under.

Joining her in the act of emotionally complicating their lives are sexy divas Tori Black, Jenna Presley, and Mason Moore, which makes this another Digital Playground powerhouse release. Jenna Presley looks amazing with those new tits. Tori Black is ridiculously hot. The way she sucks cock blows our minds. It just looks like it feels good. How can we expect these young engines of desire to devote themselves to one man? It's just not fair to put these beautiful young women in this position. All they ever wanted was to please you. All they ever wanted was to be loved, really loved, for who they are – right down to their dirty, hot pink core.

"Is He There?" comes out on December 1st 2009. Celeste (and the box cover) remind us that there is a thin line between love and lust. Now check out this sample Digital Playground sent over and remember, that while you can sleep with your buddies girl you cannot steal this gallery. Your buddy needs a new lawyer if he's going to keep up with Team DP.

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The Fleshbot Readers' Choice Awards: The Top Five Contenders

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Two weeks ago, we asked you to tell us which sexy people were most deserving of the Readers' Choice Fleshbot Award. The votes have been cast—and we've got your top five choices.

On the female side of things, the top five slots went to (in no particular order!): Joanna Angel, Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey, Stoya, and Andy San Dimas. The top five men? Marco Blaze, Barack Obama, James Deen, Evan Stone, and Reese Rideout.

Who among these worthy candidates will find themselves crowned victorious at next week's Fleshbot Awards? Only time will tell...

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Belladonna Unleashes “Hell's Belles”

DCypher — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We're not sure what's supposed to be worse—the fact that these wayward young adults have turned to trick turning for quick cash (presumably to get more tattoos) or the fact that we get off on it.

Prepare yourselves for the hottest new video to come out of Evil Angel in a while—which is saying a lot.

When celebrated pornstar and thrill seeker extraordinaire Belladonna announced she was putting out a movie called "Hell's Belles" we assumed she had somehow convinced the all girl AC/DC cover band to make a porn spoof of their bizarre stage show. Either that or she was making her own celebrity sex tape with Angus Young. In fact, we were hoping it was the later.

As it turns out, neither was the case. Instead the Evil Angel directrix unveiled an equally compelling movie based on young, morally uninhibited, tattoo-smeared angels having some of the hottest sex of their brief (but challenged) lives. As is usually the case, she immediately won us over. But before you go barking on in our comments section about how this post is just another advertisement (which is both patently false and totally offensive) take a good hard look at the exclusive gallery we compiled and tell us that you're not feeling it.

Not to give away too much, but the threeway that Belladonna pulls off with Brian Streetteam is nothing short of impressive. Having witnessed his entrance into porn at the 2008 LA Erotica Show in Los Angeles—where he received a blowjob on the floor of the LA Convention Center while surrounded by pals James Deen, Joanna Angel, and Burning Angel crew—we can say that we always knew big things were in store for the lad. Still, we're pretty certain that we are in fact "jealous" that he gets to fuck Belladonna and her hawt friend...and we are just reviewing it.

Oh, and watching Sean Michaels fuck anything with his massive, stylish cock is always a good time. That guy is one class act. When Shiva created him (and his extra large cock) we are pretty sure the destructive deity immediately broke the mold.

"Hell's Belles" is now out from Evil Angel. If you were, like, cool, you would already know. If you don't you're either Mormon or over 30 and still trying to figure out how to upload pix to your Facebook and driving your kids nuts—in which case you should totally get back to work. Oh, and yeah, we think Angus Young would be proud.

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"Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category.

Though all the girls featured in "Deviance" put forth excellent performances, it's very clear that Eva Angelina is the real star of the show (as well she should be). Appearing in four of the six scenes, Eva takes on Mr. Marcus (in all three holes!), joins Lexi Belle in a threeway with Tommy Gunn, gets doubled teamed (and DPed) by Ben English and Marco Banderas, and heads up an all-girl free for all with Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, and Alexis Texas. We're exhausted just writing that up—we can't imagine what it must have been like for Eva to actually do it.

The two non-Eva scenes are also quite strong, with Kagney Linn Karter and James Deen enjoying each other in what appear to be the hallway of an abandoned warehouse and Shawna Lenee going after Mick Blue and Jerry (at the same time!). But really, we gotta say...its Eva who steals our heart.

Difficult as it was to wait for Eva during her months away from porn, "Deviance" is proof positive that the wait was worth it. And if this is Eva getting her feet wet, well...we can't wait for "Evalutionary."

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Tiffany Tyler Dazzles Us In "The Naughty Cheerleaders Club 4"

DCypher — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We can't speak for anyone else, but we prefer all our girls to be naughty. When it comes to cheerleaders, we like to see ours cumming their sexy young brains out on James Deen's massive tool. Just saying.

Our main man Eddie Powell over at New Sensations knows what we are talking about. That's why he's returned with a brand spanking new volume of "The Naughty Cheerleaders Club," starring Laylah, Courtney Page, Jasmine Delatori, Katie St. Ives, and Tiffany Tyler.

Recently, another major studio invested heavily in a high end feature with the same subject, starring crazy hot contract superstars. Undaunted, Powell pressed on with New Sensations winning formula—casting white hot newcummers with juicy bubbles and drooling wet gash to take the biggest dicks they could find all the way up their (previously) tight and tiny honey pots.

It is, in our humble opinion, both a powerful and winning combination. Watching sexy Courtney Page take a rigid pole of man meat all the way in her bubble gum pink cunt is a great way to kick off the action. Tiffany Tyler also turns in a notably incendiary performance, wrapping her young lips around a throbbing, vein riddled prick while looking innocently up into the eyes of its owner—and blowing our minds in the process as well! Well done young slut!

"The Naughty Cheerleaders Club #4" releases next week from New Sensations. Check out this lovely selection of sweet shots sent over by Eddie—and don't forget to thank him!

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Too Much Ashlynn Brooke Is Never Enough

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:00:00 EDT

We firmly believe that there's no such thing as too much of a good thing: especially when that good thing happens to be a woman like Ashlynn Brooke, and especially when she's willing to engage in carnal acts on camera.

In fact, when it comes to that particular situation, we're actually of the opinion that if you could hook us up to an IV, and stream a constant dose of Ashlynn Brooke into our system, that would maybe be about an acceptable level of Ashlynn Brooke saturation. Until that technology is available, though, we'll stick to just gorging on her with our eyes.

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Kora Cummings: A MILF You Can Rely On

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:15:00 EDT

In these uncertain times, there's really only one thing we can believe in: a gorgeous willing MILF (preferably one with a steady income guaranteed to buoy us through these uncertain times).

James Deen has found one such MILF in Kora Cummings. We're pretty sure he'll be happy to share the wealth...or at least let us watch him enjoy it to its fullest.

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Nothing Says Happy Monday Like Big, Big Titties

DCypher — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Chavon Taylor, Rebecca Lane, Melissa Lauren, Shyla Stylez, and Cassandra Calogera are the ample breasted beauties featured in "Titlicious," but it's their ten big, fat, superfly titties that are the real stars of this racktatistic new release.

Supreme master pornographer Robby D is back at it again, this time with a "workout supplement"
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Titties. What is the source of our attraction to them..and why can't we stop staring? Sure, everyone always thinks that they know, but do they really? Robby D delves deep into the cleavage above the heart of the issue, and works us all into a frothy lather as he tries to figure out whether it's a biological instinct or just, ya know, the fact that those puppies are huge and jiggling back and forth hypnotically in our faces, looking all full of hot sweet milk, and jiggly, wait...what were we saying again?

Chavon Taylor, Rebecca Lane, Melissa Lauren, Shyla Stylez, and Cassandra Calogera make sexy ass milk maids. These jug all stars take sweet juicy poundings while their milkshakes keep us completely entranced. You've got to see this to believe it.

"Titlicious" swings pendulously back and forth into stores this week from Digital Playground and Robby D. These amazing images belong to them. Grab a tall glass of milk and dive right in!

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"LA Pink": "LA Ink" Goes Hardcore

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

It's been several years since Burning Angel put out a big feature—one with a real script and a plot and all that fun stuff—but from the looks of "LA Pink," the wait was well worth it.

And though the nonstop onslaught of "This Ain't"s and "Not The"s has made us a bit weary, this is one XXX parody we can still get it up for, namely because a) it actually makes sense, and b) the Burning Angel crew probably would have pulled this one together even if Will Ryder had never managed to pen "Not The" anything. Oh, and there's also our longstanding fascination with Joanna Angel and Kat Von D making sweet, sweet love—and while this isn't exactly that, it's probably the closest we'll ever get (outside of our nightly fantasies, anyway).

Need more persuasion? Check out the trailer below...and the head over to the "LA Pink" website for a whole slew of preview galleries.

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Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"

DCypher — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you.

It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

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Jules Jordan Video Rolls Out Amazing Back To School Special With "Slut Puppies 3"

DCypher — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

If there's a better way to return from a long and satisfying holiday vacation weekend than by finding a special teen treat from the master himself, Jules Jordan...we don't wanna know what it is.

Ashley Jensen, Andi Anderson, Dakoda Brookes, Lexi Belle, Allyssa Hall, and last (but far from least) Kagney Linn Karter may sound like a teen dream teen of sexy young sluts—but for Jules Jordan, it's just another day on the job. How can you not love this guy after all he's given us?

There's not a single girl in this cast who doesn't absolutely blow our minds once she's stripped naked and swallowing up rigid tool with her mouth and other available pleasure giving holes. That being said, we're in major lust with Dakoda Brookes. It's gotta be the combination of those hypnotic eyes matched with that amazing bubble. Watching super male performer James Deen and his partner-in-crime Jerry pump this sweet young harlot full of cock is like breathing in a huge gulp of fresh air after being held under water too long. All we're saying is that everything seems suddenly clear when we see her double stuffed.

If we're in lust with Dakoda, words fail to describe how we feel about rising starlet Kagney Linn Karter, whose beautifully cartoonish curves erotically clash with her baby doll face and ravenous hunger for man meat. Watching her in action is like watching Shakespeare compose a sonnet, only far messier and, to be fair, far more rewarding for us.

"Slut Puppies 3" releases from Jules Jordan Video September 15th—but since we're tight you can check out our advance pics now. Welcome back!

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Kirra Lynne & James Deen (Sex and Submission)

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:00:00 EDT

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Faye's Back To Boys (With A Bang!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

When Faye Reagan decided to go back to doing boys (other than Dane Cross) on cam, she really, really meant it. Over the past month, Faye's been a busy girl, shooting with a grand total of five new boys!

Which boys, you ask? And for what? According to Faye:

- Mr Pete & Dane Cross for "TMSleaze."

- James Deen (with Hannah Hilton) for Vivid.

- Danny Mountain for Bluebird Films.

- Mr. Pete again for Chris Streams' "Young and Glamorous".

- Scott Nails for Digital Playground.

- Danny Mountain again for Vivid.

- And a POV scene with Manuel Ferrara for Digital Playground.

And we hear she's about to cross Alan Stafford and Rocco Reed off her list, too.

We may just die of happiness. That can happen, right?

UPDATE: Speaking of dying of happiness... we just learned that Faye's doing live shows over at fayereaganlive.com, and that she did a B/G/G show last night. Yeah, consider us completely useless for the rest of the week.

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Ashlynn Brooke Is Sexy In (Or Out Of) "Scrubs"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Though a show like "Scrubs" may not have the emotional resonance of, say, childhood classics like "The Cosby Show" and "The Brady Bunch," it still manages to translate well (and erotically) to the porno screen.

Observe: Ellie, DJ, and The Ted united together in a holy trinity (as it were). Is that true to the show or what? (And if you say what, well, it's still really hot.)

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"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose

Gram Ponante — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing.

Seinfeld: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: James Deen, Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Evan Stone, Sasha Grey, Cassandra Calogera, Kristina Rose, Natalie Norton, London Keys, Eric John, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" is the long-anticipated, much-dreaded New Sensations product that seemed to signal the barrelbottom-scraping of the porn parody trend, in which a show with only one vaguely pornable main character out of several non-starters is upended and tweaked for maximum adult entertainment.

What gave "Seinfeld XXX" the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of "Rhoda" was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.

For fans of Jerry Seinfeld's nine-season show, there is plenty about the parody to vaguely nod about; the costumes and set are similar, the familiar bass riffs are there, and director Lee Roy Myers even takes a shot at recreating camera angles.

But is it funny? I seem to remember the original show was funny.

Sadly, though it tries really hard, "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" is not funny.

(People say the same thing about me, what with my Ratt references that are introduced and never repeated. Just watch.)

"So what's the deal with the '-ography' on the end of 'pornography'?" asks Gary (James Deen—for some reason producers chose to slightly change each character's first name) in a wraparound standup segment. "It means 'to study something,' right?"

Gary then riffs, Jerry Seinfeld-like, on pornography vs. dickography. Deen has the inflection down and Myers has the lighting down, and there is a laugh track that you want to punch in the face, but neither is the segment funny nor does "-ography" mean "to study something." That's "-ology."

Ditto the ballpark re-creations of Kramer ("Crammer"), the Soup Nazi (Evan Stone as the Porn Nazi), and George ("Gorge"); each is a good try but there is nothing in those performances or the writing that justifies a movie.

Kristina Rose as "Elaina" is the exception. She channels Julia Louis-Dreyfus admirably, and she is the gateway to all that is wonderful about "Seinfeld XXX."

Because Rose's two scenes and those of Ashlynn Brooke, Sasha Grey, Sadie West, London Keys, and Cassandra Calogera stand out; it is the one area in the movie where the contrivances are welcome (Calogera interrupts Gary onstage, the only example in recorded history of a good heckler). And that is a huge relief, because it's a porn movie.

What saves "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" (you have to read the XXX as "triple X" rather than "ecks ecks ecks" to make that A work) is that the sex scenes are really good, which means the movie's priorities are in order.

But do parody producers think the audience deserves the tension involved in a series of unfavorable comparisons with the source material just for the releasing capabilities of a Kristina Rose and Ashlynn Brooke in sex scenes that could have been in any other movie?

I guess so, because I really wanted the sex scenes to be good, and the tit pops and cum shots were more important to me than the punchlines and rim shots.

You're out of the cellar for this round, New Sensations; just don't remake "Maude."

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Gianna Michaels And Ava Rose Take It Up The Ass: The Trailer

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Er, excuse us, we meant to say, "Here's the trailer for 'Big Wet Asses 15.'" Sure, it does have Gianna Michaels and Ava Rose doing anal for the very first time...but there's no need to be crass about it, right?

Oh, who are we kidding. This video has us so excited, we can't control ourselves. Seriously, we're on the verge of selling our firstborn child to get a copy of "Big Wet Asses 15." We might even sell your firstborn child (so you might want to watch out, kids.)

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