Teagan Presley: Now In App Form!

Teagan Presley is so cute, we often wish we could just pick her up and carry her around in our pocket. And now, with the release of her iPhone app, we can! (xbiz.com)

Pink Visual's FapMapper Wants To Put Your Fap On The Map

Pink Visual—the genius team behind iTouchHer—has launched a new mobile innovation. FapMapper (currently in beta) is an iPhone web app that allows you to put your sexual exploits on the map. Literally. More »

Pornstars Now Available On Your iPhone (As Long As They Keep Their Clothes On)

After countless rejections, Apple has finally allowed two pornstars to be represented in the iTunes app store. Both Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni have apps of their own (which—despite promises of frequent/intense sexual content or nudity—remain relatively tame). More »

iTouchHer: Adult Games For The iPhone

Apple may not be letting porn into the iPhone app store, but crafty developers have realized that those big bullies can't control the internet. And thus the release of iTouchHer, Pink Visual's new iPhone (web)app. More »

Titsiphone: Random Boobage For Your iPhone

So what if Apple won't let boobs into the iPhone app store? There are plenty of other ways to get tits on your iPhone, including the cleverly named "titsiphone," a souped up Tumblr site serving random boobage to iPhone users. More »

Wet T-Shirts? There's An App For That.

Well, Apple may have crushed our dreams of seeing some super sexy porno apps...but at least there's an app that lets us hose down a virtual girl in a pocket wet t-shirt contest. That's worth something, right? (gizmodo.com)

SuicideGirls Take Over iPhone App Store

Shocking: after repeatedly rejecting adult-themed apps from the iPhone app store, Apple has approved the SuicideGirls (non-nude) "Flip Strip" app. Not shocking: the SuicideGirls app is now the fourth most popular free iPhone application on iTunes. Hey, people like tattooed girls in their panties. More »

Pocket Pin-Ups Put Cheesecake In Your Pocket

Naked ladies may be banned from the iPhone app store—but vintage cheesecake shots are a-okay. Pocket Pin-Ups is a (free!) iPhone app that brings a database of vintage cuties to the palm of your hand. More »

iGirl: The Sexiest (Apple Approved) iPhone Application

Apple is pretty notorious for keeping the iPhone app store, ahem, family-friendly (regardless of all the other ways porn may sneak onto the device)—but they can't keep everything suggestive out of the store. More »

Topless Babes Continue To Infiltrate iPhone Apps

Apple may have kicked topless babe app Wallpaper Universe to the curb, but it seems that topless babes will find a way—most recently through the Joost video app. You just can't keep a topless babe down! (alleyinsider.com)

Apple On The Fence About Adult Apps

Over the weekend, the adult industry made a leap into the mainstream with the approval of the first adult iPhone app. It was a shortlived leap, though, as Apple unapproved Wallpaper Universe almost immediately. Was Apple experimenting with the possibility of allowing the iPhone to go 18+? Was it all just a glitch in the system? We may not know the answers to these questions... but at least we know plenty of other ways to get boobs on our iPhones. (xbiz.com + readwriteweb.com)

SkinVideo And OneTapPorn: iPhone Porn For The Future

A scant few days after our write up of Xgoes.mobi, we learned about the existence of not one, but two, iPhone-compatible video porno sites. Like Xgoes.mobi, SkinVideo and OneTapPorn offer fully iPhone-compatible porn surfing experiences (though, thankfully, ones you can also access on your regular computer, too). But how do they compare to the naughty thrill of watching tiny livecams on your iPod? More »

Wherever You Go, Xgoes (And Its Camgirls) Goes

As the iPhone has grown and matured, so, too, has iPhone porn. And so it is that we've just discovered the world's first iPhone live cam site—one that's so cutting edge, it won't even work on your real computer. Yes, kids: in order to access the sweet, sweet cam action of Xgoes.mobi, you must already have your very own iPhone. But is it worth the several hundred dollar investment? (Or, for the iPhone owners out there, the website's membership fees?) More »

iPhone App Stretches Mobile Technology's Boob-Groping Limits

As if you couldn't see enough actual boobs on your iPhone, some genius Machead has created an application that actually allows you to touch and fondle them! Or the outline of a boob, that is. OK, so maybe it's just a line. But still: it's a boob! And even if a bouncy little blob that responds to fingertip touch but lacks any definable features of a real breast gets less interesting the more you play with it, it's good to know that boob physics are alive and well—as are the stunning lengths that Apple fanboys will go to in order to grope a hot rack. (Non-iPhone owners can test it here.) More »

Dirty DVD rental and video-on-demand service WantedList has joined the parade of Apple fanfolk with a new iPhone compatible mobile site. Which is great and all, though they should know that people who don't own iPhones might want to watch porn in the airport bathroom while waiting for their connecting flight too. Would it be so terrible to think about them once in awhile? (m.wantedlist.com)

Still More iPhone Perv News

Did you know that every time you snap a picture on the Japanese version of the iPhone 3G it will make an audible "shutter click" noise that you can't turn off, even when the phone is on silent mode? Why? So upskirt fiends can't do their dirty work undetected! (Actually, almost all new phones in Japan are supposed to do this, but now that it's an iPhone story ... ZOMG! Apple porn!!%!#@$!!!!1!) (Gizmodo)

iRoticNet.com is an on-demand paysite designed only for—you guessed it—iPhones. If you only get turned on by porn that is 3 inches wide and has to be shared with everyone else on your subway car, then we suppose you're getting a pretty good deal. (iroticnet.com + Gizmodo)

OK, so maybe our idea of a sexy iPhone unboxing video doesn't exactly involve some fully dressed dorky dude licking his new device before lubing it up and plugging it into his laptop ... but then, it's not our iPhone he's inboxing, now is he? Hopefully when it comes down to making it really sexy he'll know where to look. (mysexyunboxing.com)

We've already gone into a fair amount of detail about why that promised iPhone 3G porn revolution certain big media outlets seem so obsessed with lately is just a load of hooey—but it never hurts to have a second opinion about these things. Even if we still seem to be the only ones who think RubMyClit is the best reason to buy an iPhone in the first place. (sfgate.com)

iPhone 3G: Best Porn Phone Ever?

While our more geeky siblings may be excited about about the iPhone 3G's GPS capabilities and new applications, there's really only one thing that interests us about it: the faster download speeds, which of course means quicker access to porn. And it seems we're not the only ones who are looking forward to rubbing one out to BigSausagePizza.com with greater convenience during work hours, as you'll see in the video below. Really, what else were you going to use that fancy piece of equipment for anyway? Checking those spreadsheets on your Enterprise server? Please. More »

Three months ago the folks at Switched.com made a video at the Adult Entertainment Expo where porn stars discussed their favorite gadgets; assuming you're still interested, you can read more details in this new series of print interviews. We're not sure why it took them so long to transcribe everything, but hey — it was worth the wait to find out more about Jesse Jane's special relationship with her iPhone. (switched.com)

... And because there can never be enough ways to look at porn on your iPhone, our sticky keyboard'd siblings at Gizmodo take a long, hard look at iSteamy, yet another browser-type application purpose built for getting even more crud on your touchscreen. It's almost making us long for the simple, old-fashioned days of looking at boobs in a purloined copy of Playboy ... but not quite. (Gizmodo)

iPhone Porn Grid Makes You Glad You Gave Up That RAZR

OK, we know that all the iPhone news we're telling you about today is making things feel very last June around here ... but surely there's at least a few of you who found a new iPhone in their Christmas stocking or under their menorahs this year, and a few more of you who already owned one but who continue to be on the lookout for the best iPhone-formatted porn sites out there. The nicely designed iPhone Porn Grid delivers pretty much what it promises, even if what it features isn't so much straight up porn as fine (and free) babelog fodder from the likes of Hegre and Met Art. It's just the thing to flash to make all your non-iPhone owning friends jealous ... though they might not be as jealous as you'd like them to be once they see how sticky all that virtual babe fondling is making your touchscreen. More »

Good news for iPhone owners: the folks who bought you the OhMiBod MP3-powered vibrator will be releasing an iPhone compatible version at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas next week. So if that smugness you get from owning an iPhone isn't enough to get you off, you now have a little extra help. (avn.com)

Wild Dolls Invade Your iPhone

Now that the iPod Touch has come along and taken away some of its glossy thunder, do people still get excited about things like porn specifically formatted for the iPhone—or about the iPhone itself for that matter? Hoping that some things really do arrive better late than never, Euro porn emporium Wild Dolls has announced what we believe is the first smut site expressly designed for the iPhone browser, complete with cute little Apple-style beveled buttons and everything. (Though considering that the iPhone hasn't been released in Europe yet, maybe they're ahead of the curve after all). More »

Buy that special Apple fangirl in your life a pair of "Slide To Unlock" iPhone panties, perfect for the woman who wants to show off her geek cred but doesn't want to risk taking her $600 phone to bed and getting the screen all sticky. (Or who doesn't want to spend $600 on a phone to begin with.) (cafepress.com - thanks Matt)

Sin City is the latest porn studio to jump on the iPhone bandwagon; again, there's not anything you can't already view on a video iPod or your computer desktop, but if you feel your shiny new toy isn't complete without a copy of the trailer for "Her First Monster Dick 2" on it, you might want to check it out. (sincity.com)

More iPhone Hotness From Steve Diet Goedde

Now that the iPhone hype has died down a little bit (hasn't it?) and stocks are being replenished in Apple stores across the country, we can turn our attention to more pressing concerns ... like how to make ours look even more droolworthy than those of all the other geeks early adapters who have one. Fortunately, superstar photographer Steve Diet Goedde joins some of his eminent colleagues in coming to the rescue with an assortment of new work expressly formatted to fit the screen of the you-know-what, which means you need never leave the house without a little bit of Kumi in your pocket again. And the best part? All the photos are perfectly viewable even on your boring old desktop or laptop machine, meaning you don't have to shell out $600, switch to AT&T, or get yourself fucked in the ass to enjoy them. Who said it's just an elitist toy for well-heeled geeks anyway? More »

If you're female and jonesing for an iPhone despite the fact that they're sold out practically everywhere this week, this NYC gentleman may be able to help you. Of course, you'll have to have a good looking asshole (and let him fuck you in it) ... but hey, it's an iPhone. And we don't know about you, but we've certainly done much more for a lot less. (newyork.craigslist.org - thanks J.) More »

Finally, a good excuse to retire our trusty StarTAC and pick up on of those schmanzy iPhone thingies all the kids are talking about: sexy iPhone wallpaper by superstar erotic photographer Clayton Cubitt featuring the delectable Justine Joli. We knew there was at least one good reason all those people were waiting in line last Friday! (claytoncubitt.com, via Boing Boing)

Wet Spots: Now Available In Internet Form!

· ZOMGGGG ... Playboy has special content created specifically for the Magic Jesus Phone! Looks like that crazy new device might just be a hit after all! (playboy.com; more hype @ avn.com) More »

More iPhone Porn: Enter The PodDisk

We're not really familiar with this whole "iPhone" contraption that all the kids seem to be talking about these days (though we seem to remember reading a post or two about it on our sibling site Gizmodo), but it's already started to create a buzz in the porn world. Earlier this week, Digital Playground announced that it would begin distributing movies especially formatted for the device (instead of, you know, merely formatted for iPods or plain old computers running QuickTime), and now Pulse Distribution ups the ante with the development of something called the PodDisk, described as "the only DVD that will load directly to iTunes, giving you an instant library for your iPhone". Details are sketchy, but it sounds to us like it's little more than a specially formatted DVD that arrives without the copy protection mechanism that ordinarily makes it difficult to transfer content from a disk to your hard drive without knowing your way around applications like DVDx or Mac The Ripper. More »

We Don't Even Have Our iPhones Yet, But Jesse Jane Got Her "Juice" On Them

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